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Apr. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 10 - 16, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 32
Savage Love
A First
by Dan Savage
New Column!
HUMP! 2013 Call for Submissions!
I, Anonymous
I Tried to Laugh Off the Burning
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Trance
: Danny Boyle Trips Out
by Erik Henriksen
Blancanieves
: Snow White Enters the Bullring
by Jen Kagan
Art House
Upstream Color
: A Somatic Sci-Fi Film That Needs No Resolution (But Gets One Anyway)
by Charles Mudede
To the Wonder
: A Beautiful, Beguiling Journey to a Dead End
by Krishanu Ray
Gimme the Loot
: A Movie About Doing Dumb Shit
by Charles Mudede
Music
'Mo-Wave Is the Queer Festival You've Been Waiting For
An Actually Awesome Weekend of Punk Music and Art Brought to You by Seattle's Dirtiest and Most Discerning Queer Culture Curators
by Emily Nokes
Trying to Talk to Johnny Marr About Shoes
Guitar Legend Shows Extreme Patience with Inept Interviewer
by Derek Erdman
Seattle Hiphop Has Shopping on the Mind
Amos Miller, Macklemore, and Raz Simone
by Charles Mudede
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Goats
by The Milk Snatcher
Up & Coming
Lose your swirling magenta blur of rock every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Never Heard of 'Em
Roxy Music
by Anna Minard
My Philosophy
Tyler, the Creator; Ghostface Killah; Massive Monkees
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Sound Check
Tyler, the Creator the Statue
by Trent Moorman
The Homosexual Agenda
A ’Mo-Wave Tsunami of Love
by Adrian Ryan
Underage
Bat for Lashes
by Jackson Hathorn
Poster of the Week
Poster by Julia Bork
by Aaron Huffman
Theater
Death, Death, and Basques
Three Killer Pieces from Trey McIntyre Dance Project
by Melody Datz Hansen
Pill-Popping, Zinger-Flinging Genius
August: Osage County
Is an American Classic
by Goldy
Putting the Cleavage Back into Kafka
A Masterful, Visceral New Version of
The Trial
by Brendan Kiley
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of April 10
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Loose Lips
Arts Gossip
by Charlie Bucket
Gossip Chair
Extracting History from Cubbyholes at the Frye
by Jen Graves
Books
Optimism in Godlessness
Godforsaken Idaho
Is Bleak, Beautiful, and Surprisingly Hopeful
by Cienna Madrid
Princeton Is Hell
The Accursed
Is Haunted by American Ghosts—and Mark Twain
by Molly Morrow
Food & Drink
Seattle's Best Bukkake
Miyabi 45th Gives Soba Its Overdue Close-Up
by Brendan Kiley
Chow Bio
Ninja Turtles and Man Cans at John John's
by Sarah Galvin
DrinNkin with Charlse Mudede
The Last Drink
by Charles Mudede
Features
The Freaky Magic of Soap Lake
I Don't Know About the Healing Powers, But the Characters You Meet in This Eastern Washington Dive-Town Are Out of This World By Kelly O
by Kelly O
Ernie Piper's YOLO Guide to Getting the Fuck Out of Town
I Went on Five Washington State Adventures Recently and I Didn’t Die Once
by Ernie Piper
Attacked By an Owl!
I Was on a Walk Through a Park at Dusk When I Got Punched in the Back of the Head with Flying Scissors—At Least, That's What It Felt Like
by Andrew Matson
News
Dear John
Chief's Retirement Leaves SPD More Unstable Than Ever
by Dominic Holden
The War on Cabs
Riders May Have More Options These Days, but Taxi Drivers Say That For-Hire Drivers and Upstart Car Services Are Breaking the Law
by Goldy
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Wedding Crasher
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
by Sarah Galvin
Fiction
Exceptional
by Sherman Alexie
Worn Out
Bronwyn Lewis's Razzle-Dazzle Camouflage
by Marti Jonjak
Suggests
Nicolai Fechin
by Jen Graves
Killing Joke
by Dave Segal
‘Sun Don’t Shine’
by David Schmader
‘The Trial’
by Brendan Kiley
Eamon Espey
by Paul Constant
Emily Bazelon with Dan Savage
by Paul Constant
Hama Hama Oyster Rama
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Thermals
by Megan Seling
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by John Diaz, Soon-to-Be-Former Seattle Police Chief
I Love Television
Hello, I'm Your New Alien Dictator!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 338
by Dan Savage
Northwest Marijuana Guide
Welcome, Stoners!
by The Pot-Smoking Hippies at
The Stranger
Don't Call Him the "Pot Czar"
Mark Kleiman Is Advising the State on How to Run a Legal Pot Industry
by Ben Livingston
A Few Little Pot Districts
Where Will Pot Retail Shops Be Allowed?
by Dominic Holden
What Happens If the Feds Sue?
Some Parts of Our Pot Legalization Law May Be in Limbo, Other Parts Will Remain Intact
by Dominic Holden
Where to Stash Your Cash?
State Will Need to Deposit Pot Taxes Somewhere
by Ben Livingston
Rub It In
Impressively Effective (and Totally Non-High-Bestowing) Medicated Balms and More at the Whole Foods of Medical Marijuana
by David Schmader
Will Pot Ruin Your Manhood?
Two Women Investigate This Myth and Other Bullshit
by Cienna Madrid and Anna Minard
Don't Smoke Pot
Vaporize It: Two Excellent Handheld Vaporizers
by Anthony Hecht
I'm Not Your Drug Mule
Things You Shouldn't Say to a Medical Marijuana Patient
by JOCELYN MACDONALD
Cannabis Calendar
Things to Do with Pot in 2013