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Apr. 17
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 17 - 23, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 33
Savage Love
Dick Holes
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Stop Objectifying Me!! by Reverend Mittens, Just the Cutest Widdle Kitten in the World!
I, Anonymous
Father Knows Best
by Anonymous
Film/TV
My Brother the Devil
: Beautiful Arab Men in the Hood
by Charles Mudede
The Company You Keep
: Redford Meets LaBeouf in a Non-Stupid Political Drama
by Paul Constant
It's a Disaster
: This Ain't Your Mother's Brunch from Hell on Acid
by David Schmader
Art House
Pavilion
: The Pointless Pleasure of Being a Teenager
by Charles Mudede
Music
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Hail
by Burien Whale
Up & Coming
Lose your 100 drunk Paul Ryans every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Sound Check
Sa-Ra's Shafiq Husayn, an Original Wise Man
by Trent Moorman
Album Review: Telekinesis'
Dormarion
by Emily Nokes
My Philosophy
Blu, E-40, Jim Jones, Watsky, James Blake
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Album Review: Jetman Jet Team's
We Will Live the Space Age
by Dave Segal
Data Breaker
Booka Shade, Airport, Black Hat, Bankie Phones, Ben UFO
by Dave Segal
Album Review: The Thermals'
Desperate Ground
by Megan Seling
The Homosexual Agenda
Jinkx Will Win, Jennifer Jasper Bares All, Waxie Moon Falls
by Adrian Ryan
Poster of the Week
Poster by Chad Lundberg
by Aaron Huffman
The '90s in the 206
RA Scion and Wizdumb Refuse to Surrender Hiphop's Most Beautiful Investment
by Charles Mudede
Underage
The Men, the Shivas, the Narx, Fist Fite, CCR Headcleaner
by Brittnie Fuller
Theater
Just Because You All Love It Doesn't Mean I Have To
I Am Seattle's Last Dina Martina Virgin
by Paul Constant
Becoming Black and Falling Eggs
Two Plays with Long Titles
by Brendan Kiley
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of April 17
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Art Near the Floor
My Accidental Visit to a Mini Museum Involving Tony Danza
by Anna Minard
Unsilenced Film Stills
The Images and Words of Carrie Mae Weems
by Erin Langner
Loose Lips
Arts Gossip
by Homos on Earth Day
Books
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
The Biggest Zine Library in Seattle—and Maybe the World?—Needs Your Help
by Paul Constant
I Am Man, Hear Me Roar
Sam Sattin's Debut Novel Is About Fathers and Sons and Superheroes
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
DrinKkinG with Charlse Mudede
A Flower Is a Lovesome Thing
by Charles Mudede
Going to the Chapel
How's the Food at the Most Gorgeous Place on Capitol Hill?
by Bethany Jean Clement
Chow Bio
Pies Versus Nipple Coverings at the Hummingbird Saloon
by Sarah Galvin
Features
La Luz Looks into the Future
With the Help of a Professional Psychic Hired by
The Stranger
by Bree McKenna
I Hate the Beacon Hill Library, and You Should Too
A Journey to Seattle’s Heart of Darkness
by Charles Mudede
Swan Lake
Is So Goddamned Boring
So Why Do People Keep Flocking to See It?
by Melody Datz Hansen
News
The Case for Suing That Florist
Why She Should Get Sued for Refusing to Provide Flowers for a Gay Wedding
by Dominic Holden
Seriously, Fuck You
Rodney Tom Is the Worst Person in Washington
by Anna Minard
The Senate Republicans' Billion-Dollar Lie
They Claim to Be Spending Lots of New Money on K–12 Education
by Goldy
High Hopes
State Lawmaker Thinks the Feds Won't Nullify Our Pot Law
by Ben Livingston
Sources Say
I Don't Know the Meaning of the Word "Blatant" or "Unfair"
by Ada Healey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 339
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Welcome to Humpy's Hell!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by The Ninth-Century Chinese Guy Who Discovered Gunpowder
Suggests
'Black Watch'
by Brendan Kiley
Square Knot Diner
by Gillian Anderson
Debacle Fest
by Dave Segal
'Eden'
by David Schmader
'How Goes the Battle?'
by Jen Graves
Ezra Dickinson
by Christopher Frizzelle
Seattle True Independent Film Festival
by David Schmader
Dash Shaw
by Paul Constant
Worn Out
Krista Kelly: Oiled Silk and Saucy Tomboys
by Marti Jonjak
Fiction
Skin
by Sherman Alexie