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Jun. 26
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 26 - Jul. 2, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 43
Savage Love
Enema Kits and Missing Clits
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Hulk March in Puny Gay Human Parade!
I, Anonymous
Good Riddance to Instructive Rubbish
by Anonymous
Film/TV
The Painting
: A Parable About Prejudice and Art
by Gillian Anderson
An Educational Thrill Ride
How to Make Money Selling Drugs
Is Part Exposé, Part Instruction Manual
by Brendan Kiley
The Vampire Strikes Back
Mother and Daughter Bloodsuckers
by Charles Mudede
Chatum and Joxx: Ultimate Bromance
White House Down
and the Meaning of Life
by Erik Henriksen
Music
Up & Coming
Shake your sequined groove thing every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
The Homosexual Agenda
Pridey Proudness on Land and at Sea
by Adrian Ryan
Yes Homo!
Six Queer Bands We Love
by Emily Nokes and Bree McKenna
Sound Check
Event Staph Are on the Right Side of Infectious
by Trent Moorman
Underage
Defiance, Ohio; Male Bondage; Postmadonna; Heavy Petting
by Brittnie Fuller
Data Breaker
Kill the Noise, Mister Lies, Bright Light Bright Light
by Dave Segal
My Philosophy
Kanye West, KnowMads, Elzhi, Brothers From Another
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Theater
Love Is Dead
And Donald Byrd Performs the Autopsy
by Melody Datz Hansen
Gone to Pot
The Financial Lives of the Poets
Is a Rollicking Drug Farce
by Brendan Kiley
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of June 26
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Getting Shot
Art About Guns, from Pew-Pew to No Safety
by Nathaniel Deines
Art from Both Places
The Startling Openness and Locked-Up Secrets of Klara Glosova
by Jen Graves
Loose Lips
Arts Gossip
by Al Jarreau
Books
Shifting Foundations
Matt Bell's Novel Springs Out of The Zone
by Paul Constant
Good Pope, Bad Pope
The Hatred of Benedict and Francis, Measured in Books
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Wigs and Eggs
Mama Tits and Sylvia O'Stayformore Explore the Intersection of Brunch and Drag
by David Schmader
Chow Bio
Candy Cocktails with Ghosts at Mars Lounge
by Sarah Galvin
Drunkinng with Charlse Mudede
Of Jazz and Oysters
by Charles Mudede
News
Have Dems Given in to the GOP Agenda?
If Progressives Don't Change the Narrative in Olympia, They'll Lose Forever
by Dominic Holden and Goldy
A Blocked Path to Citizenship
How the GOP's Immigration Deal May Exile a Local Gay Couple
by Keegan Hamilton
Crass Course
A New UW Program Lets Students Prosecute People for Minor Crimes
by Cienna Madrid
Is It Legal at the Airport?
Tips for Flying with Your Pot
by Ben Livingston
Sources Say
Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!
by Don Benton
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
I Love Television
Why I'm Too "Real" for Reality Shows
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
Study Guide Questions for
The Stranger
, Volume 22, Issue 43
Suggests
Independence Day Picnic
by David Schmader
Make It Stop
by Bethany Jean Clement
Bastille Bash
by Emily Klein
Monica Drake
by Paul Constant
‘This Is the End’
by Megan Seling
‘More Than Honey’
by Gillian Anderson
The Cherdonna and Lou Show
by David Schmader
Steve Davis
by Jen Graves
Future Bible Heroes
by David Schmader
The Queer Issue
Queer Issue 2013
by Christopher Frizzelle
The Delicate Art of Not Giving a Fuck
Making Music in the Age of Twitter—the Age of Constant Feedback
by Khaela Maricich
Having My Cake and Eating It Too
How Fetish Websites Took Me from Feeling Like a Monster to Finding Sweet Action
by Sarah Galvin
Learning the Ropes
How Recon Killed Leather Bars
by Dan Savage
Facing the Torsos
Scruff and Other Smartphone Hookup Apps Are the Future of Porn
by Conner Habib
Every Flavor You Can Dip Your Stick Into
Grindr Enables Some Pretty Gross Generalizations About Entire Races of People—Although People Are Surprisingly Receptive When You Call Them Out on It
by Solomon Georgio
Sizzr Sisters
Why Don't Women Interested in Women Have a Smartphone App Like the Guys Do? Oh Wait...
by Jen Kagan
Floating in Shades of Gray
Tumblr Allows Me to Be My Genderqueer Self in a Way My "Real" Life Doesn't
by Ray Van Fox
Art, Porn, Life
A Few More Words in Praise of Tumblr
by Evan J. Peterson
Step Away from the Internet
The Real World Is Still the Best Place to Meet Homosexuals
by Eli Sanders
Cutouts for Queers: Some Traditional—and Some Super Weird—Wedding Fashion Ideas
by Marti Jonjak
Pride Parties 2013
Every Party, Drag Show, Dance, and Cruise Happening This Weekend!
by Megan Seling