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Jul. 3
Print Edition for the week of
Jul. 3 - 9, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 44
Savage Love
Quickies
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Hulk Hate Firework! (A Public Service Announcement)
by Hulk
Film/TV
Nic Till You're Sick
A One-Day Nicolas Cage Film Festival
by Paul Constant
Festive
Mayoral Movies at Northwest Film Forum
by Goldy
I, Anonymous
Fuck You, Wizard Hater
by Anonymous
Music
Up & Coming
Lose your hilarious R&B boy band every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Sound Check
David Bowie
Don't Talk to the Cops! Fourth of July Column Hijack
by Don't Talk to the Cops!
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Queers
by Amanda Bynes
Data Breaker
The Juan Maclean, Airport, Lee Gamble, Heatsick, NHK'Koyxen
by Dave Segal
Robbed!
Bands Get Ripped Off All the Time, So Why Doesn't Anyone Have Insurance?
by Megan Seling
My Philosophy
Mac Miller, J. Cole, DJ Mustard, Havi
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Underage
Say Anything and the Anxiety of Sensitive Kids
by Jackson Hathorn
The Homosexual Agenda
Faggoty Freedom
by Adrian Ryan
Theater
All the World's a Stage
The Whole House Was, Anyway—and the Front Yard
by Melody Datz Hansen
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of July 3
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Loose Lips
Arts Gossip
by Sonic Boom Babes
Books
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sexuality*
*But Were Afraid to Ask
by Paul Constant
Features
I Can Die Now
Here's What I Don't Have to Worry About Now That the Supreme Court Overturned DOMA
by Dan Savage
I Am a Terrible Person
Or at Least I Was—a Horny, Heterosexual, Deceitful Man
by Anonymous
News
Olympia's New Clothes
People Claim the Legislative Session Was a Success, But It Actually Screwed Over Women, Immigrant Children, and Metro Bus Riders
by Goldy
Why Ed Murray Will Be Mayor
He's Got a Great Message (Never Mind the Details)
by Dominic Holden
David Smacks Goliath
How King County Put a Chink in the Armor of Wall Street Giants
by Brendan Kiley
Can I Mail My Legal Pot?
Technically, No
by Ben Livingston
Sources Say
All the News That Might or Might Not Be Fit to Print, Depending on Your Perspective
by Sally Clark
Public Editor
Study Guide Questions for
The Stranger
, Volume 22, Issue 44
I Love Television
Drunk History
Shines a Drunk Light on American History
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by Cienna Madrid
Suggests
‘Traveling Light’
by Jen Graves
Courtney Love
by Emily Nokes
‘The Heat’
by Cienna Madrid
Midday Veil
by Dave Segal
Porchetta Sandwich
by Paul Constant
'Twin Peaks' Dance Party
by Kelly O
Black Flag vs. Paul McCartney
by Emily Nokes
Valerie Steele
by Jen Graves
We Suggest...
The Stranger Suggests Issue
You Know How Much You Love Stranger Suggests? 
You Wish We’d Do a Whole Issue of Suggests? Good Idea! Here It Is!
by Stranger Staff
How to Enjoy Xtreme Sports This Summer
by Stranger Staff
How to Learn Yourself a Thing This Summer
by Stranger Staff
How to Enjoy Water Sports This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Not Jump Off a Bridge This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Experience Some Genius This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Take a Road Trip This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Eat (and Drink!) This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Go to the Arcade This Summer
by Stranger Staff
Where to Enjoy Live Shows This Summer
by Stranger Staff