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Jul. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Jul. 9 - 15, 2009
Vol. 18, No. 43
Savage Love
Humpday
at Harvard Exit
by Dan Savage
New Column!
What's that Wailin'?
by Sarah Palin
I, Anonymous
Have You No Sense of Decency, Seattle?
by Anonymous
Film/TV
The Hurt Locker
: Men at Work
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Fuck Buddies
After a Triumphant World Tour, Lynn Shelton's
Humpday
Comes Home
by David Schmader
Blood: The Last Vampire
by Brendan Kiley
Kabei: Our Mother
: Japan's Moral Minefield
by Brendan Kiley
Concesssions
Disney's
A Christmas Carol
: the Movie, the Train!!!!!!!
by Lindy West
Achtung, Gayby
Sadly,
Brüno
Is but a Piffle at the End of a Press Blitz
by David Schmader
I Love You, Beth Cooper
: I Hate You, Hayden Pantyliner
by Megan Seling
Music
Psyching Up Seattle
Portable Shrines Alters the Local Soundscape
by Dave Segal
West Seattle, Über Alles
The West Seattle Summer Fest Isn't
That
Far Away
by Megan Seling
Heavy Mental
A Journey into Cage's Internal Hiphop Inferno
by Charles Mudede
Data Breaker
Wisp Heads Another Stellar Bonkers! Bill
by Dave Segal
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Fucking in the Streets
Drinking for the Kids
by Eric Grandy
It's a Hit
New Singles from the Game, Dead Weather, DJ Koze, Fiery Furnaces, and More
by Michaelangelo Matos
Party Crasher
Age Is Nothing but a Number That Kills You
by COREY KAHLER
My Philosophy
Grynch's Good Chemistry
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Poster of the Week
Devi Pellerin
by Aaron Huffman
The Score
Frozen Fantasy
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Underage
Seahouse's
PNW
by Casey Catherwood
Theater
It's the Water
Rats, Beer, and What's in Your Pipes
by Brendan Kiley
He Ain't Streisand, He's My Brother
The Borscht-Belt Stage Magic of the Edwards Twins
by David Schmader
Visual Art
Exquisite Pain
The Torture of Painting After World War II at SAM
by Jen Graves
Books
How to Open an Awesome Bookstore in Nine Easy Steps
Summer Robinson Created Pilot Books with a Little Money and Not Much of a Plan
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Pig Out
Chasing Down Seattle's New Pork-on-Wheels Mobiles
by Dominic Holden
Bar Exam
Checking Out the Lookout
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
Martins Off Madison
by Marti Jonjak
Chow Bio
Gorgeous George's Gorgeous George
by Steven Blum
Features
The Snowball's-Chance-in-Hell-O-Meter
The Eight People Fighting to Be Your Next Mayor
by Dominic Holden
News
Is Maria Cantwell a Puppet for the Senate Finance Committee?
Her Natural Allies Can't Make Sense of Her Refusal to Lead
by Eli Sanders
Gun Fights, Machetes, and Murder
Community Centers Are Funded By the City and Supposed to Be Safe. Instead, they're Becoming Hubs for Crime.
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
No One's Picking Up
If You Need the Help of the Tenants Union—Let's Say Your Landlord Is Trying to Illegally Evict You—You'd Better Call Soon
by Dominic Holden
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
'Objectified'
by David Schmader
West Seattle Summer Fest
by Christopher Frizzelle
Burning Beast
by Bethany Jean Clement
'Humpday'
by David Schmader
'American Romances'
by Brendan Kiley
Robin Pecknold, Throw Me the Statue
by Eric Grandy
Psychic Ills, Indian Jewelry
by Dave Segal
I Love Television
Friends: Who Needs 'Em?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
The Stranger
: A Critical Overview
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Dear Science
What Should I Use to Fertilize My Tomato Plants?
by Jonathan Golob
Crossword Solution
Three Across (July 9)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Crossword Puzzle
Crossword Solution
Three Across (July 9)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Illustrated Comment of the Week
by Greg Stump