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Nov. 27
Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 27 - Dec. 3, 2013
Vol. 23, No. 13
Brian Britigan
Savage Love
Depressing
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Thanksgiving Word Jumble
I, Anonymous
Shut Up, Mom
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Lenny Cooke
: The Fall and Fall of a Basketball Prodigy
by Charles Mudede
Philomena
: A Quirky Buddy Comedy Starring Steve Coogan and Judi Dench
by Alison Hallett
Black Nativity
A Simple Christmas Story, Now with Star Power
by David Schmader
Homefront
Statham and Franco Light Up a Quasi-Parodic Action Flick
by Paul Constant
Paolo Sorrentino’s
The Great Beauty
Is One Delight After Another
by Charles Mudede
Music
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Capers
by Channing Tatum's Crotch
Cerebral Operator
The Cave Singers' Morgan Henderson
by Trent Moorman
Data Breaker
Nightmares on Wax, Nadastrom, Sinden, Worthy
by Dave Segal
The Homosexual Agenda
Dina Rides Her Christmas Pony, the Gays Sing, Mama Is a Dreamgirl
by Adrian Ryan
My Philosophy
Sol, Avatar Darko and Nacho Picasso, Zulu Jam
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Poster of the Week
Poster by Jordan Rundle
by Aaron Huffman
Underage
Waxahatchee, Swearin', Sue Ann Harkey, Roro, Ti Femme
by Brittnie Fuller
Up & Coming
Lose Your Annoying Radio Single Every Night This Week!
Theater
Primordial Horror Meets Cold Victorian Logic
Seattle Repertory Theatre Makes Fun of
The Hound of the Baskervilles
by Charles Mudede
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of November 27
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Burning Love
Tatiana Garmendia's Gorgeous Art Can't Be Contained in Mere JPEGs
by Jen Graves
Loose Lips
by Stranger Scurrilous-Hearsay Harvesters ("SSHH")
Books
"Yes, a Bird Is an Animal"
Talking with Rob Delaney About Atheist Prayers and Helper Parrots
by Paul Constant
Business Is Hell
In
Dogfight
, Apple Might Lose Everything All Over Again
by Paul Constant
Features
HUMP! 2013 Winners!
The World's Best Amateur Porn Festival Is So Good, We Had to Double the Grand Prize
by Dan Savage
News
Anti-Pot Cities May Get Sued
State Won't Do a Damn Thing to Stop the Lawsuits
by Ben Livingston
In Defense of Africatown
The City Just Botched a Chance to Address Race Problems in Schools
by Ansel Herz
Wage War
Seattle Is About to Become the Battleground in the National Struggle for a $15-an-Hour Minimum Wage
by Goldy
A Deal with the Developers
How Much Affordable Housing Can We Get in Exchange for Allowing Taller Buildings?
by Anna Minard
Sources Say
Don’t You Know Who I Am?
by Nick Starr
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
I Love Television
A Charlie Brown Pop Quiz
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Suggests
Sherman Alexie
by Paul Constant
Sherman Alexie
by Paul Constant
Brazil Novo
by Charles Mudede
Sherman Alexie
by Paul Constant
Ferocious Memories
by David Schmader
Bar Sermon
by Bethany Jean Clement
‘Homo for the Holidays’
by Kelly O
‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’
by Brendan Kiley
Capitol Cider Art Copies
by Jen Graves
Rustie
by Dave Segal
Study Guide
Questions for
The Stranger
, Volume 23, Issue 13
Winter Survival Guide
Brrrrrr! Jesus, It's Cold. Here Are Three Ways to Stay Warm You've Probably Already Thought of, and One or Two You Definitely Haven't
The Undeniable Goodness of Soup
A Clam Chowder Adventure, a Butternut Squash Fiasco, and the Best Pho in Town
by Bethany Jean Clement
How a Hot Tub Can Change Your Life
Sad? Cold? Going Through a Divorce? What Is Your Problem? Get a Hot Tub!
by Emily Nokes
High-Proof Talent
Warming Up with Seattle's Four Local Distilleries You've Got to Try—with Tasting Rooms You Can Just Walk Into
by Clare Gordon
Baths I Have Taken with Others
The Ancient, Awkward, Sometimes Awesome Ritual of Communal Spas
by Brendan Kiley
Warming Up with Icy Hot
Is It True That Some People Get Off on Rubbing Icy Hot on Their Junk? How Warm Does It Get, Anyway?
by Sarah Galvin