Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 27 - Dec. 3, 2013

Vol. 23, No. 13
Brian Britigan

Savage Love


I, Anonymous

Shut Up, Mom


Lenny Cooke: The Fall and Fall of a Basketball Prodigy

Philomena: A Quirky Buddy Comedy Starring Steve Coogan and Judi Dench

Black Nativity

A Simple Christmas Story, Now with Star Power


Statham and Franco Light Up a Quasi-Parodic Action Flick

Paolo Sorrentino’s The Great Beauty Is One Delight After Another


What's Crappening?

News, Reviews, and Capers

Cerebral Operator

The Cave Singers' Morgan Henderson

Data Breaker

Nightmares on Wax, Nadastrom, Sinden, Worthy

The Homosexual Agenda

Dina Rides Her Christmas Pony, the Gays Sing, Mama Is a Dreamgirl

My Philosophy

Sol, Avatar Darko and Nacho Picasso, Zulu Jam

Poster of the Week

Poster by Jordan Rundle


Waxahatchee, Swearin', Sue Ann Harkey, Roro, Ti Femme

Up & Coming

Lose Your Annoying Radio Single Every Night This Week!


Primordial Horror Meets Cold Victorian Logic

Seattle Repertory Theatre Makes Fun of The Hound of the Baskervilles

Free Will Astrology

Visual Art

Burning Love

Tatiana Garmendia's Gorgeous Art Can't Be Contained in Mere JPEGs

Loose Lips


"Yes, a Bird Is an Animal"

Talking with Rob Delaney About Atheist Prayers and Helper Parrots

Business Is Hell

In Dogfight, Apple Might Lose Everything All Over Again


HUMP! 2013 Winners!

The World's Best Amateur Porn Festival Is So Good, We Had to Double the Grand Prize


In Defense of Africatown

The City Just Botched a Chance to Address Race Problems in Schools

Anti-Pot Cities May Get Sued

State Won't Do a Damn Thing to Stop the Lawsuits

Wage War

Seattle Is About to Become the Battleground in the National Struggle for a $15-an-Hour Minimum Wage

A Deal with the Developers

How Much Affordable Housing Can We Get in Exchange for Allowing Taller Buildings?

Sources Say

Don’t You Know Who I Am?

Last Days

The Week in Review

I Love Television

A Charlie Brown Pop Quiz

Drunk of the Week

Drunk Tattoo of the Week

Drunk on Happiness


Sherman Alexie

Sherman Alexie

Brazil Novo

Sherman Alexie

Ferocious Memories

Bar Sermon

‘Homo for the Holidays’

‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’

Capitol Cider Art Copies


Winter Survival Guide

Brrrrrr! Jesus, It's Cold. Here Are Three Ways to Stay Warm You've Probably Already Thought of, and One or Two You Definitely Haven't

The Undeniable Goodness of Soup

A Clam Chowder Adventure, a Butternut Squash Fiasco, and the Best Pho in Town

How a Hot Tub Can Change Your Life

Sad? Cold? Going Through a Divorce? What Is Your Problem? Get a Hot Tub!

High-Proof Talent

Warming Up with Seattle's Four Local Distilleries You've Got to Try—with Tasting Rooms You Can Just Walk Into

Baths I Have Taken with Others

The Ancient, Awkward, Sometimes Awesome Ritual of Communal Spas

Warming Up with Icy Hot

Is It True That Some People Get Off on Rubbing Icy Hot on Their Junk? How Warm Does It Get, Anyway?