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Dec. 4
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 4 - 10, 2013
Vol. 23, No. 14
Illustrations by Emily Nokes
Savage Love
Slam Bam
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Seattle Seahawks for Dummies
I, Anonymous
Leave This Old Bitch Alone
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Clyde Petersen and His Camera
The filmmaker talks music videos, queer teens, and what it's like to watch Terminator 2 with a schizophrenic.
by David Schmader
Let the Fire Burn
: A Found-Footage Documentary About Institutionalized Racism
by Charles Mudede
Winter Film Calendar
The Best of the Winter's Film Events
by David Schmader
At Berkeley
: Frederick Wiseman's Four-Hour Tour of University Life
by David Schmader
Music
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Bros
by Drake
Data Breaker
Adventure Club, Pictureplane, DJAO, the Return of Bonkers!
The Homosexual Agenda
Everything's Coming Up Christmas: John Waters, Collide-O-Scope
by Adrian Ryan
Four from the Core
Movement Outside the Windows of Wishbeard
by Trent Moorman
Never Heard of 'Em
Bratmobile
by Anna Minard
My Philosophy
Getting Fronted On, Drake, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Underage
Cathedrals 6: Sera Cahoone, Grant Olsen, Tomo Nakayama, S
by Jackson Hathorn
Up & Coming
Lose your sensitive aristocrat every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Some of That Jazz
What I'm Most Looking Forward to This Season
by Charles Mudede
Classical Music & Opera
Everything Happening in Classical Music and Opera This Season
by Jen Graves
Poster of the Week
Poster by Shogo Ota
by Aaron Huffman
Theater
The Soul of a Shooter
Dayna Hanson's Dance Theater About a 2010 School-Board Shooting
by Brendan Kiley
Jennifer Jasper Loves Her Parents
But that doesn't mean she's going to hold back on telling embarrassing stories.
by Brendan Kiley
L.B. Morse Designs Things to Disappear Into
The scenic and lighting designer talks about
Hound of the Baskervilles
, missing his dad, and fog machines.
by Brendan Kiley
Charles Is a Comedy Duo with Brains
Charlie and Chuck talk about
Moby-Dick
, LEDs, and the funniest thing in the world.
by David Schmader
Winter Performance Calendar
Theater, Dance, Burlesque, and Comedy
by Brendan Kiley and Krishanu Ray
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of Dec 4
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Keeara Rhoades Is Kind of a Chameleon
The artist talks about her tele-novella web series, her sadcore sensibility, and objects so cute they're stupid.
by Jen Graves
Charles Parrish Is Looking at Your Head
The sculptor talks shapes, materials, and why he chooses black American figures many people wouldn't recognize.
by Jen Graves
Loose Lips
Bob Nelson's
Nebraska
, Jeff Bezos's Drones, and Sherman Alexie's Much Better Idea
by Stranger Scurrilous-Hearsay Harvesters ("SSHH")
Wait, That's Not True
Two New Creative Picture Books on Human Suffering
by Jen Graves
Winter Art Calendar
Everything Happening in Art This Season
by Jen Graves and Krishanu Ray
Comics
Books
She Begs to Differ
Why Hannah Arendt Is So Important, in Her Own Words
by Paul Constant
Readings & Lectures
The Best of the Winter's Lit Events
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Dark-'n'-Manly
The Old Sage vs. Canon: Which Is Better?
by Bethany Jean Clement
Drinking with Charles Mudede
The Call of the
Duck Dynasty
Wine
by Charles Mudede
Features
It's the 2013 Slog Holiday Charity Challenge!
Whose Fans Will Raise the Most Money for the Orion Center?
by Dan Savage
Shooting and Capturing
Matika Wilbur's Fight Against a Hundred Years of Native American Photography
by Jen Graves
He Was Never Afraid
How Alex Calderwood Changed Seattle Culture
by Tricia Romano
News
Cop Car Clash
Will Seattle's New Fleet Be SUVs or Hippie Hybrids?
by Anna Minard
Antidrug Activists Try to Shut Down Pot Party
Treatment Professionals Say Celebration at Space Needle Is Bad for Children
by Ben Livingston
Sources Say
Why Four Out of Four Stoners Like Nick Better
by Pete Holmes
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
I Love Television
The Rudolph Pop Quiz
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Suggests
‘Hedwig and the Angry Inch’
by David Schmader
Roger Reeves
by Paul Constant
‘The Laurelton: No Place Like Home’
by Jen Graves
TJ Max
by Dave Segal
Dancer and Prancer
by Emily Nokes
The Music of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’
by Charles Mudede
Laura Castellanos
by Jen Graves
A Hot Toddy
by Bethany Jean Clement
Worn Out
Oh, No! It's Devo
by Marti Jonjak
Study Guide
Questions for
The Stranger
, Volume 23, Issue 14