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Mar. 17
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 17 - 23, 2005
Vol. 14, No. 27
Savage Love
Kids Today
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Grab Bag
Film/TV
Danny Boyle's
Millions
Is a Wonder
by Andrew Wright
Games
Saving Private Xbox
by John Tynes
German Zydeco
'Schultze' Explores the New World
by Sean Nelson
On Screen
This Week's New Releases
Blow Up
Petty Differences
by Andy Spletzer
Film Shorts
Movie Times
I, Anonymous
FUCK 'THE STRANGER'
Music
Graham Coxon Comes into Focus on
Happiness in Magazines
Solo Tour Hits Chop Suey Wed March 23
by Sean Nelson
The Other World Music
Sublime Frequencies' Far-Flung Fantasias
by Dave Segal
Poster of the Week
UNDERAGE
Skinny Productions
by Megan Seling
All Ages Action
Beatseaking Missives
by Dave Segal
Live Music/DJ Listings
Live Wire
Bonni's New Best Friends
by Jennifer Maerz
Club Directory
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Up & Coming
CLASSICAL, JAZZ & AVANT
DEGENERATE ART ORCHESTRA
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Concerts
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Date, Place, Time
Party Crasher
Save the Taxi!
by Ari Spool
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Theater
On Stage
Adultery, Manipulation, and Newlywed Squabbles
by Annie Wagner
Theater News
Good News & Dog Shit
by Brendan Kiley
Theater Listings
by Annie Wagner
Visual Art
Visual Arts Listings
Books
The Uncynical Citizen
Paul Rogat Loeb's Book Hopes for the Best
by Stacey Levine
Readings Listings
by Christopher Frizzelle
Food & Drink
Getting Your Irish Out
An Evening with the Gaelic Gays
by Sara Dickerman
Innovations in Barbecue
Get It While It's Hot
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eatin' Out
News
The Fabulist Sounds of the Pacific Northwest
The Decemberists' triumphant new record,
Picaresque
, looks like it might propel the band to dizzying heights of acclaim. The mystery that surrounds this merry band of beloved, anti-cool Portlandites who sing clever theatrical songs about Pirates,
by Sean Nelson
Debtors Revolt!
The Time to Fight Credit Card Companies, Corporate Profits, and Abusive Banks is Now.
by Charles Mudede
Naked City
Entrepreneur Challenges City's Longstanding Strip-Club Moratorium
by Erica C. Barnett
In Other News...
In The Hall
Alarming Signs
by Erica C. Barnett
Brewing Storm
Espresso Entrepreneurs Declare War in Magnolia
by Amy Jenniges
In Other Neighborhoods
Police Beat
I Keep Falling
by Charles Mudede
Sound Bite
Time for a New County Executive
by Stefan Sharkansky
Sunday Schooled
Shaky 'Seattle Times' Editorial Backs Blue Laws
by Sandeep Kaushik
Capitol Offense
Comic
Comic Special
Control Tower
Special Treatment
by Mistress Matisse
Celebrity I Saw U
Merely Panties
by Adrian Ryan
I Love Television
Worst... Job... Ever
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Kink Calendar