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2005
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Jul. 14
Print Edition for the week of
Jul. 14 - 20, 2005
Vol. 14, No. 44
Savage Love
Just a Piece on the Side
by Dan Savage
New Column!
New Column
I, Anonymous
YOU JUST FUCKED THE WRONG GIRL
Film/TV
The Candy Man Can’t
Depp and Burton Pretend to Make a Kids’ Movie
by Sean Nelson
Film Shorts
On Screen
This Week's New Releases
by Andrew Wright, Charles Mudede and Bradley Steinbacher
Don’t Crash
You’re Better off Watching ‘Hamburger: The Motion Picture’
by Andrew Wright
Blow Up
Knowledge is Power
by Andy Spletzer
DVD
Pre-Post-Rock and Beyond
by Sean Nelson
This Week on Television
Movie Times
Music
Cheer Up!
The Go! Team Nullify the Blues
by Dave Segal
Solo Supergroup
McRorie’s Power of One
by David Schmader
Data Breaker
Lawnchair Generals
by Dave Segal
Up & Coming
Rock in Shining Armor
Diamond Nights’ 14-Karat Hooks
by Jennifer Maerz
Date, Place, Time
by Hannah Levin
Party Crasher
Hearseterectomy
by Paul Constant
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don’t Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
CD Reviews
Live Wire
Take It from the Top
by Jennifer Maerz
Sensibility Sells
Rapper Stat Quo’s Inner Glow
by Tamara Palmer
Club Directory
The Score
The Return of SEXO
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Northern Exposure
Panda and Angel’s Art of Intimacy
by Brian J. Barr
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
Live Music & DJ Listings
Theater
Archangels Don’t Make Sense
A Couple of Good Actors Turn Lemons into Pants
by Annie Wagner
Theater News
The Art of Abuse
by David Schmader
Theater Listings
Visual Art
Visual Art Listings
Books
Ursine o’ the Times
Smarter Than the Average Bear Book
by Paul Constant
Nightstand
The Future Is in Greenwood
by Christopher Frizzelle
Readings Listings
Food & Drink
Pastry Police Redux
Neighborhood Bakeries That Do Pastries Right
by Sara Dickerman
Bar Exam
Biker Bar
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eatin' Out
Features
Adventures in Tassel Twirling
Getting to the Bottom of Seattle’s Burlesque Boom
by Cienna Madrid
Turn it Around
The gay pride parade needs to change course, and moving downtown isn’t the answer.
by Eli Sanders
News
Louder Than Bombs
If You Think Islamist Terrorism Is Political, You’re Wrong
by Sean Nelson
Police Beat
Living in America
by Charles Mudede
Counter Intel
Sex Negative
by Josh Feit
In the Hall
Jumping Someone Else’s Train
by Erica C. Barnett
In Other Neighborhoods
by Amy Jenniges
Rove Rage
Slamming the President’s Man
by Eli Sanders
Naked Ploy
Nickels Declares War on Strip Clubs
by Erica C. Barnett
Extras
Savage Love Extra
Table of Contents
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Comic
Control Tower
Control Tower & Kink Calendar
Step-by-Step Kink
by Mistress Matisse
Celebrity I Saw U
Floppy
by Adrian Ryan
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
Things Are Sexier in Space
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Suggests
‘The Tricky Part’
Rock Around the Clock
Need New Body
14/48
‘Big Rock Candy Mountain’
‘Death in the Grizzly Maze’
La Jour de la Bastille
‘Auntie Mame’
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Shop Right
Lomography
by Terry Miller