No Homo

Cougin' Out with Gloria Trout

Hurler's Remorse

Feel-Good Ass Bruises

Drew Barrymore's Whip It Is Delightful

Eviction Notice

Capitalism: A Love Story Gets America Right

Zombieland: Alive and Kicking

The Boys Are Back: View-Master Therapy

The September Issue: Wintour's Tale

Where You From: Rural Rap

Concessions

Rome Is Burning

The Invention of Lying: Ricky Gervais, American-Style

No Pulling Punches

Indie-Rap Bruiser Brother Ali Looks Outside Himself on Us

A Dignified Comeback

Polvo's In Prism Refracts a Radiant Glow

More Cheese

Deadmau5's Severely Uneven For Lack of a Better Name

Steamfitter's Daughter

With a New Album on Her New Label, Visqueen's Rachel Flotard Honors the Man Who Made Her

Up & Coming

This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties

Data Breaker

TECHNO PODCASTS, AN ELECTRO OUTCAST: M>L>A>T, YA NO MAS

It's a Hit

My Philosophy

Fall Falling

Fucking in the Streets

Decibel Festival Highlights

The Score

Jazz and the French Horn

Party Crasher

The Coffee Buzz

Poster of the Week

Poster by Aaron Johnson

Underage

Unbroken Un-Break Up

Roméo et Juliette: Not Afraid to Swap Some Spit

Runt of the Litter: NFL Star Bo Eason and His One-Man Show

Child's Play

Horror Theater, Soggy with Clichés

Bloody Henry: Puppet Blowjob! Kingly Masturbation! Talking Vagina!

Contact: Carl Sagan Deserves Better Than This Crappy Musical

Ace in the Hole

Leo Saul Berk and the Obscenity of Data

In Art News

Less Frisson

Great Expectations

Reading the Three Highest-Profile Books of 2009

Bar Exam

Voyage of the Jolly Roger

The Happiest Hour

O'Asian

Eat at the Cock

Why You Should Go to the Fightin' Cock Roaster as Soon as Humanly Possible

News Flash: I Didn't Like Hooters

(With Footnotes by a Straight Man)*

The Fall

Fight the Fight

Without You, Referendum 71 Could Lose in the Election (but Helping Defend Gay Rights Is Easy—Here's How)

The Cantwell Amendments

After Not Saying Much All Summer, the Senator Comes Out Swinging for Real Health-Insurance Reform

The Week in Review

Margaret Atwood

Miss Coco Peru

'The Old, Weird America' at the Frye

Local Sightings

Sian Alice Group

'A Confederacy of Dunces'

Sherman Alexie

Nick Lowe

Interview with a Stargate Nerd

The Stranger: A Critical Overview

Running the Gamut (Oct. 1)

This Week's Puzzle

Running the Gamut (Oct. 1)