Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 7 - 13, 2016

Vol. 26, No. 2
Photo by Nate Gowdy,

Savage Love

Milk Money

New Column!

Fall into HUMP! 2016

Get Cracking: HUMP! Submission Deadline Is September 30!

I, Anonymous


Can All-Star Rap-Rock Protest Group Prophets of Rage Really Bring the Noise in 2016?

Project Unites Public Enemy, Rage Against the Machine, and Cypress Hill

Free Will Astrology

Food & Drink

A Marxist Walks into a Fancy Cocktail Bar...

And Gets to the Bottom of Canon's Lavish Cocktails


Person of Interest: Mama Tits

Seattle's "Skyscraper Hostess" Shares Some of Her Favorite Things.


Breaking the Blue Wall of Silence

How to Fix the Police, According to Former Chief of Police Norm Stamper


Win Forever

How the Seahawks and Pete Carroll Will Defy Physics to Keep Winning Super Bowls

Building a New Beast Mode

It Will Take a Small Army to Replace Marshawn Lynch