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Dec. 29
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 29 - Jan. 4, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 16
Savage Love
Sisters & Slaves
by Dan Savage
New Column!
New Column
I, Anonymous
MY ONLY REGRET IS YOU
Film/TV
DVD
Regretting 'the Closet'
by Larry Mizell Jr.
GAMES
Somebody to Hate
by John Tynes
Movie Times
Gay Cowboy Regrets
'Brokeback Mountain' Sidles Up to 'Midnight Cowboy'
by Sean Nelson
This Week on Television
Film Shorts
Music
All Ages Action
Who, Where, When
by Hannah Levin
Up & Coming
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
Party Crasher
St. Fisticuffs Regrets Nothing (Except Maybe Your Face)
by Paul Constant
Let's Regret Together
Riding Roughshod Over the 2005 Music Landscape
Concerts
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Underage
It is With Deep Regret...
by Megan Seling
The Score
Classical, Jazz, & Avant Regrets
by Christopher DeLaurenti
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Regrets and a City
John Roderick Steers Through a History of Mishaps
by Jennifer Maerz
Beatseeking Missives
Regrets
by Dave Segal
Club Directory
Parties
Live Music & DJ Listings
Theater
Theater Listings
Hyperion? Josh? Are You There?
How I Destroyed a Promising Career in Theater
by Adrian Ryan
Visual Art
Somnambulism
The Colors of Santiago Cucullu
by Charles Mudede
Books
Nightstand
Corrections and Regrets
by Christopher Frizzelle
We Regret Poetry
A Mini Polemic
by Charles Mudede and James Latteier
Food & Drink
I Regret Ignoring Asia
Food Reviewer Misses Entire Continent's Cuisine, Tries to Make Up by Reviewing Sakura Bistro
by Sara Dickerman
Eatin' Out
BAR EXAM
A Few Regrets
by Bethany Jean Clement
Chow Bio
Jared Sprinkle
by Cienna Madrid
News
Bloody Ballard
Grisly Holidays: Brutal Crimes in the Quiet Neighborhood
by Thomas Francis
In the Hall
Musical Chairs
by Erica C. Barnett
Shit's Fucked Up
Local FSU Gang Disrupts All-Ages Hardcore Scene
by Megan Seling
In Other News
by Stranger Staff
Police Beat
The Bread Basket of Africa Is Empty
by Charles Mudede
Letters to the Editor
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
‘Barbarella’
All Things to All People
Skatevisions
Blackbird Bistro
Sleater-Kinney
The Heaven & Hell Ball
'The General'
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
Character of the Year
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Regret THIS!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Control Tower & Kink Calendar
The Mistress Regrets
by Mistress Matisse
Table of Contents
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Regrets
From the Desk of Former Monorail Director Joel Horn
Which Is Currently a Towel on the Beach on an Island Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean
From the Desk of the Enumclaw Horse
I Do Regret What Happened, but He-He-He Begged Me
From the Desk of Katie Holmes's Fetus
An Acrostic Sonnet About My Feelings
We Regret These Erors
Omissions, Inaccuracies, Misspellings, Addenda, and Errata
by The Editors
From the Desk of Michael Jackson
I Regret the Vile Slander by People Who Don't Know the True Meaning of Love
From the Desk of J. Edgar Hoover
What the President Doesn't Know About Spying Is a Lot