Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 29 - Jan. 4, 2006

Vol. 15, No. 16

Savage Love

Sisters & Slaves

New Column!

I, Anonymous

Film/TV

DVD

Regretting 'the Closet'

GAMES

Somebody to Hate

Movie Times

Gay Cowboy Regrets

'Brokeback Mountain' Sidles Up to 'Midnight Cowboy'

This Week on Television

Film Shorts

Music

All Ages Action

Who, Where, When

Up & Coming

Poster of the Week

Party Crasher

St. Fisticuffs Regrets Nothing (Except Maybe Your Face)

Let's Regret Together

Riding Roughshod Over the 2005 Music Landscape

Concerts

Classical, Jazz & Avant

Border Radio

Roots & Americana

Underage

It is With Deep Regret...

The Score

Classical, Jazz, & Avant Regrets

My Philosophy

Hiphop Ya Don't Stop

Regrets and a City

John Roderick Steers Through a History of Mishaps

Beatseeking Missives

Regrets

Club Directory

Parties

Live Music & DJ Listings

Theater

Theater Listings

Hyperion? Josh? Are You There?

How I Destroyed a Promising Career in Theater

Visual Art

Somnambulism

The Colors of Santiago Cucullu

Books

Nightstand

Corrections and Regrets

We Regret Poetry

A Mini Polemic

Food & Drink

I Regret Ignoring Asia

Food Reviewer Misses Entire Continent's Cuisine, Tries to Make Up by Reviewing Sakura Bistro

Eatin' Out

BAR EXAM

A Few Regrets

Chow Bio

Jared Sprinkle

News

Bloody Ballard

Grisly Holidays: Brutal Crimes in the Quiet Neighborhood

In the Hall

Musical Chairs

Shit's Fucked Up

Local FSU Gang Disrupts All-Ages Hardcore Scene

In Other News

Police Beat

The Bread Basket of Africa Is Empty

Letters to the Editor

Last Days

The Week in Review

I Love Television

I ♥ Television

Character of the Year

Celebrity I Saw U

Regret THIS!

Control Tower

Control Tower & Kink Calendar

The Mistress Regrets

Table of Contents

Regrets

From the Desk of Former Monorail Director Joel Horn

Which Is Currently a Towel on the Beach on an Island Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean

From the Desk of the Enumclaw Horse

I Do Regret What Happened, but He-He-He Begged Me

From the Desk of Katie Holmes's Fetus

An Acrostic Sonnet About My Feelings

We Regret These Erors

Omissions, Inaccuracies, Misspellings, Addenda, and Errata

From the Desk of Michael Jackson

I Regret the Vile Slander by People Who Don't Know the True Meaning of Love

From the Desk of J. Edgar Hoover

What the President Doesn't Know About Spying Is a Lot