Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 29 - Jan. 4, 2006

Vol. 15, No. 16

Savage Love

Sisters & Slaves

New Column!

I, Anonymous



Regretting 'the Closet'

This Week on Television

Gay Cowboy Regrets

'Brokeback Mountain' Sidles Up to 'Midnight Cowboy'


Somebody to Hate

Film Shorts

Movie Times


All Ages Action

Up & Coming

My Philosophy

Hiphop Ya Don't Stop

Let's Regret Together

Riding Roughshod Over the 2005 Music Landscape

Beatseeking Missives


Border Radio

Roots & Americana


It is With Deep Regret...

Poster of the Week

Club Directory

Who, Where, When

The Score

Classical, Jazz, & Avant Regrets

Party Crasher

St. Fisticuffs Regrets Nothing (Except Maybe Your Face)

Regrets and a City

John Roderick Steers Through a History of Mishaps


Classical, Jazz & Avant


Live Music & DJ Listings


Theater Listings

Hyperion? Josh? Are You There?

How I Destroyed a Promising Career in Theater

Visual Art


The Colors of Santiago Cucullu



Corrections and Regrets

We Regret Poetry

A Mini Polemic

Food & Drink

I Regret Ignoring Asia

Food Reviewer Misses Entire Continent's Cuisine, Tries to Make Up by Reviewing Sakura Bistro


A Few Regrets

Chow Bio

Jared Sprinkle

Eatin' Out


Bloody Ballard

Grisly Holidays: Brutal Crimes in the Quiet Neighborhood

Shit's Fucked Up

Local FSU Gang Disrupts All-Ages Hardcore Scene

In the Hall

Musical Chairs

In Other News

Police Beat

The Bread Basket of Africa Is Empty

Letters to the Editor

Last Days

The Week in Review

I Love Television

I ♥ Television

Character of the Year

Celebrity I Saw U

Regret THIS!

Control Tower

Control Tower & Kink Calendar

The Mistress Regrets

Drunk of the Week

Table of Contents


From the Desk of the Enumclaw Horse

I Do Regret What Happened, but He-He-He Begged Me

From the Desk of Former Monorail Director Joel Horn

Which Is Currently a Towel on the Beach on an Island Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean

From the Desk of Katie Holmes's Fetus

An Acrostic Sonnet About My Feelings

We Regret These Erors

Omissions, Inaccuracies, Misspellings, Addenda, and Errata

From the Desk of Michael Jackson

I Regret the Vile Slander by People Who Don't Know the True Meaning of Love

From the Desk of J. Edgar Hoover

What the President Doesn't Know About Spying Is a Lot