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Jan. 5
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 5 - 11, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 17
Savage Love
Phone It In
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
DO IT FOR BABY JESUS
Film/TV
Movie Times
This Week on Television
Games
Bad Grass
by Bradley Steinbacher
Slovak Splatter
Only for Sick Freaks
by Adam Bregman
Film Shorts
Killer Sleaze
And a Number of Annoying Hangers-On
by Adam Bregman
I Am Absolute
Sugarcane and Prostitution at Northwest Film Forum
by Charles Mudede
Music
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Party Crasher
Naked Hanukkah's Escalating Difficulty
by Paul Constant
Who? Where? When?
Classical, Jazz, & Avant Concerts
by Christopher DeLaurenti
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Club Directory
Up & Coming
Poster of the Week
The Score
by Christopher DeLaurenti
All Ages Action
Underage
Radio Nation
by Megan Seling
Live Wire
Data Breaker
Davis/Roux/Bird show
by Dave Segal
Face Off
Radio Contorts into New Shapes for the Future
by Chris Parker
Live Music & DJ Listings
Theater
Silence Is a Form of Speech
Let Us Now Praise Imaginary Davids
by Brendan Kiley
Brendan Kiley Takes the 'Eugene O’Neil Simon' Quiz
And Almost Aces It
Theater Listings
Quiz: Eugene O’Neil Simon!
Does Brendan Kiley know Neil Simon from Eugene O'Neill? Do
you
?
by David Schmader
Visual Art
Visual Arts Listings
The Crime of Dining
'Evidence': The Magnificent Photographs of Mateo Zapata Zachai
by Robinson Devor
Books
Three Radicals
Inside Europe's Leftist Elite
by Bruce Bawer
Readings Listings
Poetry's Autopsy
Readers Respond to Mudede and Latteier's ”
We Regret Poetry
”
Food & Drink
Chow Bio
Caitlin Smith
Bar Exam
Choose Your Poison
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eatin' Out
Nerve Is Overrated
But Moxie Is Great: Lower Queen Anne Newcomer Surpasses Its Own Gimmickry
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Nocturnal Omissions
You’re Going to Miss Mike Hunt: So Says the Man Who for Nine Years Has Helped the Public Access Porn
by Thomas Francis
Fuck the 'New York Times'
While you were shopping, the president of the United States wiped his ass with the U.S. Constitution.
by Nicholas Wind
News
The Show Must Go On
Hardcore Scene Disrupted After Local Gang Shuts Down All-Ages Concert
by Megan Seling
Counter Intel
14th Minute
by Josh Feit
Strategy Session
This Year's Legislative Season Is All About Posturing
by Eli Sanders
Police Beat
Invisible Crime in Alien Park
by Charles Mudede
Extras
Savage Love Web Extra
You Asked
by Dan Savage
Letters to the Editor
From People Who Can't Help but Scrutinize John Richards's Salary and from People Who Think Those People Are Scum
Last Days
This Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
'Kommer'
'I Am a Sex Addict'
'I Am Cuba'
Thai One On
First Thursday
14/48
Silent Movies
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Rod's Nasty Vegetables
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Control Tower & Kink Calendar
In This Week's Kink Cal: Dine with Spanking Fans and Update Your Bondage Knowledge
by Mistress Matisse
Table of Contents
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)