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Dec. 30
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 30 - Jan. 5, 2000
Vol. 9, No. 15
Savage Love
Off My Chest
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Grab Bag
Film/TV
The End of Cinema
1999 Was Just like Every Other Goddamned Year
by Andy Spletzer
Matthew Barney's Odd Logic
Bees and Testicle
by Eric Fredericksen
Classical Cartoons
Disney's New IMAX Fantasia 2000
by Gillian G. Gaar
...Like the Corners of My Mind
The Memories of Marcello Mastroianni
by Bruce Reid
Crypt of Civilization
The First (and Last?) Time Capsule Documentary
by Bruce Reid
This Week on TV
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Movie Times
Film Shorts
I, Anonymous
WRAP IT UP!
Music
Apocalypse of the King
Thank Elvis for Small Favors
by Erin Franzman
All Ages Action
APOCALYPSE OF THE KING
by Erin Franzman
CD Review Revue
Up & Coming
DJ Guide
by Courtney Reimer
More Up & Coming
Club Directory
DJ Listings
by Traci Vogel
Live
by Traci Vogel
More Music Listings
by Bruce Reid
Theater
Living for the Past
Forgetting the Millennium
by Steve Wiecking
Theater Listings
by Traci Vogel
Visual Art
The End of Art
Chess-Playing Corpses and Glowing Mutts Bring Art to Its Natural Conclusion in Austria
by Charles Mudede
Visual Arts Listings
by Emily Hall
Books
The Will to Overpower
Human Politics Untangle Under Rule's Rule
by Stacey Levine
Book Review Revue
Top 10 Bestsellers
Readings Listings
by Brian Goedde
Food & Drink
End of the Road
by Jim Anderson
Where To Eat, What To Eat
News
GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
by Rick Levin
Judgment Day: We're All Screwed
by Brian Salmi
The Rapture: What To Wear?
by Adrian Ryan
10 Things That've Made Us Say "Wow" Since the Dawn of Time
Edited by David Schmader
by Brian Goedde, Wm. Steven Humphrey, Adrian Ryan and Dan Savage
Who Needs a Boyfriend in Heaven?
by Jessica Pennington
Police Files
SPD Officers Talk Candidly About Screwed-up Department
by Phil Campbell
Promises, Promises
Mayor Vows to End Homelessness, Doesn't
by Trisha Ready
Olympic Lame-os
Seattle Legislators Pledge to Think Small This Season
by Alexandra Liebman
Police Beat
Zimbabwe Beat
by Charles Mudede
In Other News...
Letters to the Editor
Last Days
by David Schmader
Calendar
Stranger Suggests
Culture Wars
Know Your Enemies
by Eric Fredericksen
I Love Television
Shot My Wad
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
TTS!
THE CUT!
by Shirley Rodell-Szyzmyjec
It's My Party
Confessions of a Jaded Rock Critic
by Kathleen Wilson