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Feb. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Feb. 23 - Mar. 1, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 24
Savage Love
Little Dicks Everywhere
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
I SUCK FOR EVER LOVING YOU
Film/TV
DVD
Master Class
by Sean Nelson
Russians Are Bad
So Is Running Scared
by Lindy West
American Mock-Up
Lars von Trier's Empty Southern Plantation
by Charles Mudede
Movie Times
Ebeneezer Snooze
Life Lessons via God's Own Celluloid
by Bradley Steinbacher
From Russia with Lub
'Night Watch' Has Fangs and Borscht and Explosions
by Andrew Wright
This Week on TV
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Film Shorts
by Stranger Staff
Games
Playa Hater
by Bradley Steinbacher
Music
Up & Coming
All Ages Action
by Megan Seling
The Score
Met Opera Auditions
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Rocka Rolla
Greetings and Salutations
by Hannah Levin
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
The Fantastic Four
Hypatia Lake's Dream Factory
by Sam Mickens
Live Music/DJ Listings
Parties Listings
by Dave Segal
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Underage
Class in Session
by Megan Seling
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
Party Crasher
Your Human "Love" Does Not Compute
by Paul Constant
Band You Love to Hate
My Valentine's Day Date with Ben Lashes
by Megan Seling
To the Manor Osbourne
Early Man's Primitive Dirges
by Nes Rednaaj
Data Breaker
Terrestrial Tones
by Dave Segal
CD Reviews
by Scott Goodwin, Everett True and Charles Mudede
Finding the Road
Rediscovering John Fahey's Folk Wisdom
by Scott Goodwin
Theater
Theater Listings
Are Icelandic Women Happier?
Eve Ensler on Your Body, Obese Americans, and When Its Okay to Get Liposuction
by Brendan Kiley
Theater News
First Amendment vs. Smoking Ban
by Brendan Kiley
On Stage
Sniffing Glue, Finding God, and Humping Gershwin's Leg
by Brendan Kiley and Paul Constant
Visual Art
Visual Arts Listings
In Arts News
Alien Space Voyage
by Jen Graves
On Exhibit
Nude Wood, Burning Bush, and Corey Pearlstein's Opening
by Jen Graves and Peter Gaucys
Books
Nightstand
Cocky Bull
by Christopher Frizzelle
Readings Listings
I Love Seattle More Than You Know
Although I Was a Bit Woozy, I Have to Say
by Jonathan Ames
Food & Drink
Paying someone to bring you food
by David Schmader
Sullivan
Waiter at Beth's Cafe
by Cienna Madrid
Pamela Fuenzalida
Host/Assistant Manager at La Fontana Siciliana
by Cienna Madrid
The Wok-Off
Into the Sizzle Pit with Two Local Wok Masters
by Sara Dickerman
War of the Crêpes
In Search of Seattle's Most Ass-Kicking French Pancake
by Bethany Jean Clement
Chicken Fight
Ezell's vs. Kingfish vs. Southern Kitchen
by Cienna Madrid
Art vs. Dining
A Walking Tour of Seattle's Restaurant Art Offerings
by Jen Graves
Martini Ideals
Do It Right, or Don't Do It at All
by Bethany Jean Clement
Sane vs. Sexy
Battle of the Local Cookbooks
by Charles Mudede
Features
The Animal in You
With Bestiality About to Become a Felony in Washington State, Charles Mudede Looks Back at the Crime that Shocked the World
by Charles Mudede
Greg Nickels's Secret Plan to Destroy Pike Place Market
The Mayor's Tunnel Is Going to Cost Seattle a Lot—and Not Just a Lot of Money
by Erica C. Barnett
News
Gray Matter
When U.S. Tech Companies Cave to Chinese Censors, Who's Really to Blame?
by Eli Sanders
Murray's Law
Regional Bill Contains Good, Bad News for Transit
by Erica C. Barnett
Police Beat
The Method of Domestic Violence
by Charles Mudede
In Other News
Open Seat
by Stranger Staff
(Un)Sentimental Fools
New Preservationists of Seattle Unite
by Thomas Francis
Key Amendments
Council Member Nick Licata Challenges Sonics Subsidy
by Josh Feit
Offender Offensive
Which Party Wins on Olympia's Number-One Issue?
by Eli Sanders
Letters to the Editor
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
‘Darwin’s Nightmare’
‘Swallow Harder’
‘Swimming in the Shallows’
Infomatik
Spazz 360
Art Star Photo and Rock Show
‘12 Minutes Max’
I Love Television
I Love TV
Stay Golden, Ponyboy!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Dyn-o-mite!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Table for Three
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
The Stranger: A Critical Overview
A. Birch Steen
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)