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Mar. 2
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 2 - 8, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 25
Savage Love
DTMFA! DTMFA! DTMFA!
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Film/TV
Now Without Crack Baby Jokes
The Taming of Tyler Perry's Gun-Toting, Pot-Smoking Grandma
by Annie Wagner
Film Shorts
by Stranger Staff
DVD
The Never-Ending Story
by Andrew Wright
This Week on TV
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Movie Times
Games
Fun in a Box
by John Tynes
No Fish Taco Jokes
The Mermaid Movie Ain't That Bad
by Lindy West
Motormouth
'16 Blocks' of Baby Talk
by Andrew Wright
Partying with Dave Chappelle
A Freewheeling Concert Film
by Hannah Levin
I, Anonymous
Music
All Ages Action
by Megan Seling
Rocka Rolla
No Fucking in the Streets
by Hannah Levin
Up & Coming
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
Live Music/DJ Listings
Parties Listings
by Dave Segal
Underage
Sound Off! Finals
by Megan Seling
Party Crasher
When Being Depressed Was Fun
by Paul Constant
CD Reviews
The Score
Classical, Jazz, & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Fangs a Lot
Montreal Dance-Punk Howlers We Are Wolves Will Hunt You and Haunt You
by Adam Gnade
Wily Creatures
Animal Collective Go Overboard
by Hannah Levin
Data Breaker
Cylob/Richard Devine
by Dave Segal
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Minimal Metallic KO
Orthrelm's Laser-Beam Intensity
by Andrew Miller
America Is a Wild Place
Rising from the Ashes of the Beloved Carissa's Wierd, Band of Horses Are Poised to Release One of the Strongest Debut Albums in Years
by Brian J. Barr
Theater
Theater Listings
How to Write a Play
Visual Art
In Art News
Stuck in Mexico
by Jen Graves
Blind on Blind
Dancing in the Dark at Western Bridge
by Jen Graves
Don't Call It Religious Art
Lauren Grossman and Her King James Bible
by Jen Graves
Visual Arts Listings
by Jen Graves
Gulp
Porn, Pop, Wet Toilet Paper, Knights, and Electric Guitars Will Make Longtime Fryegoers Swallow Harder
by Jen Graves
Books
Death and the Dandy
What a World-Famous French Philosopher Thinks of Us
by Charles Mudede and Nic Veroli
The Whiff of War
An Interview with Bernard-Henri Levi
by Charles Mudede and Nic Veroli
Nightstand
Dark Knots
by Christopher Frizzelle
Readings Listings
Food & Drink
BAR EXAM
A Fish Tale
by Bethany Jean Clement
Chow Bio
Ben Shelton
Let Them Eat Goose
Dining Royally at Fork
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
I Read ‘Seattle Metropolitan’ (So You Don’t Have To)
A Gloss
by Paul Constant
Play Money
Why Is the City of Seattle Financing the Worst Theater in Town?
by Brendan Kiley
News
Housing Grousing
City Study Backs Steinbrueck's Downtown Plan, Not the Mayor's
by Erica C. Barnett
Sims vs. Hutcherson
On a Dare from 'The Stranger,' Ron Sims and Ken Hutcherson Agree to Town Hall Debate
by Josh Feit
In Other News
by Stranger Staff
Police Beat
Crime in Our Late Information Age
by Charles Mudede
Skate Start
Once Illegal, a New Skatepark Takes Shape on Marginal Way
by Hannah Levin
In The Hall
Hidden Agenda
by Erica C. Barnett
Friends Stand Charged
FSU Members Arrested for Weapons, Drugs Outside Local Club
by Megan Seling
Celebrity I Saw U
F*ck-All!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Genital Play for Beginners
by Mistress Matisse
I Love Television
I Love TV
Something for EVERYONE!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Nazis & Ponies
Extras
Savage Love Extra
The Good Son
by Dan Savage
Suggests
The Pharmacy
by Megan Seling
‘Trigger Kids’
by Brendan Kiley
Jackie-O Motherfucker
by Dave Segal
Felix Gonzalez-Torres
by Jen Graves
Ron Sims vs. Ken Hutcherson
by Eli Sanders
Super Skate Saturday #4
by Hannah Levin
‘Duma’
by Annie Wagner