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Mar. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 9 - 15, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 26
Savage Love
Bears & Bush
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Film/TV
This Week on TV
DVD
Floating Rocks
by Charles Mudede
On Screen
This Week's New Releases
by Annie Wagner, Andrew Wright and Lindy West
Film Shorts
by Stranger Staff
Games
Two Extremes
by Bradley Steinbacher
Movie Times
I, Anonymous
I Anonymous
YOU STUPID HERPES WHORROR
Music
Border Radio
by Kurt B. Reighley
All Ages Action
by Megan Seling
Party Crasher
Ask Not for Whom the Beer Bongs...
by Paul Constant
Rocka Rolla
Sonic Scenery
by Hannah Levin
The Score
PAUL RUCKER & COSÌ
by Christopher DeLaurenti
CD Review
by Hannah Levin
Underage
At the Frameshop
by Megan Seling
Data Breaker
Kris Moon
by Dave Segal
Motor Booty Affair
Bumpin' with Spank Rock
by Dave Segal
Cocked and Loaded
Electric Six Will Rock Your Ass and Mock Your Funny Bone (and Vice Versa)
by John Vettese
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Poster of the Week
by Dan Paulus
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Up & Coming
by Stranger Staff
Faded
Rap Legend DMC's Twilight
by Charles Mudede
Odd Flights of Fancy
Degenerate Art Ensemble Go Cuckoo
by Scott Goodwin
Axes of Evil
Residual Echoes Flame On
by Brian J. Barr
Our Space Is Your Space
Introducing 'The Stranger' Bands Page
by Dave Segal
Live Music/DJ Listings
Theater
On Stage
Ice Skating Is Always Funny, and Good Improv Is Still Just Improv
by Ebenezer Drake-Mudede, Brendan Kiley and Lindy West
Theater Listings
Burn Baby Burn
A Fatal Dose of Fairy Lore
by Brendan Kiley
Theater News
Acres of Nothing
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
Reproduce This
Roy Lichtenstein's Prints Reveal Pop's Soft Spots
by Grant Mandarino
In Art News
Construction Sight
by Jen Graves
Visual Art Listings
Killing Them
The Comedy and the Labor of Kelly Mark
by Jen Graves
Books
Nightstand
Questions for Ann Powers
by Christopher Frizzelle
A Boy Made of Garbage
Look into His Hazelnuts...
by Davida Marion
Readings Listings
A Knight in Winter
Seventeen Days of Reading 'Don Quixote'
by Gabriel Heller
Food & Drink
Chow Bio
Pricilla Ortez
by Cienna Madrid
BAR EXAM
That Side of Paradise
by Bethany Jean Clement
Green Leaf Love
Culinary Greatness at Hole-in-the-Wall Prices
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Stop the Presses
One of Seattle's Two Daily Newspapers Is Going to Die—Probably the 'P-I.' And That's Not a Bad Thing in the Internet Age.
by Eli Sanders
News
Police Beat
Back to the Bridge
by Charles Mudede
Counter Intel
Awaiting Your Response
by Josh Feit
In Other News
by Stranger Staff
In The Hall
Greg Who?
by Erica C. Barnett
Unfunded Mandates
Olympia Proposal Okays Shaky Viaduct Funding
by Erica C. Barnett
Take This Trophy and...
Lauded Local Business Snubs White House Invite
by Thomas Francis
After the Fall
If a Tree Falls in Pioneer Square and Everyone Hears It...
by Thomas Francis
FSU Update
Arraignment Set for March 10
by Megan Seling
Celebrity I Saw U
Hey Islam! Lock Up Your Sons!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Numbers Game
by Mistress Matisse
I Love Television
I Love TV
Whose Network?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Suggests
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
by Hannah Levin
Framework
by Charles Mudede
A Hard Day's Night
by David Schmader
Persona
by Jen Graves
Figurines/Kira & the Kindred Spirits
by Dave Segal
Big Shot!
by Megan Seling
William T. Vollmann
by Charles Mudede