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Vol. 28, No. 9
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'Booze Buddies' by Pencil Bandit

Savage Love



If Beale Street Could Talk Is Meh

As much as I wanted to be drawn in by Barry Jenkins's adaptation of James Baldwin's novel, I left the theater thinking about groceries.

I, Anonymous

Free Will Astrology

December 19–25


Jingle All the Gay's New Cast Fucking Sleighs

The "next chapter" of Homo for the Holidays is the tits.

Visual Art

Who Knew Ass-Eating Could Be Portrayed So Succulently?

And what does it mean to be a fruit?


Yoga for Writers Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Self-care for people who'd rather be drinking.

Food & Drink

Shanghai Garden vs. Bamboo Garden

Which one is better on Christmas Day?


This Drug Could Change Alcohol Addiction Treatment Forever

It's called Naltrexone and, unlike AA, it works for most people.


All We Want for Christmas Is for Democrats in Olympia to Actually Do Something

Here's our wish list of progressive policies we want passed in 2019.


Extra Virgin Weed Oil Is Being Made in Magnolia

After the extraction is complete, the Cannabis Reverend pulls a lever and out comes a gooey concentrate that looks like honey.

Crossword Solution

Crossword Solution: O Christmas Tree