Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 22 - 28, 2006

Vol. 15, No. 41

Savage Love

Pretty In Pictures

New Column!



The Kids Are All Trite

This Week on TV

On Screen

Movie Times

Film Shorts


Border Radio

Roots & Americana

Up & Coming

Classical, Jazz & Avant


A Drink for the Kids

Gettin' Ziggy

Seu Jorge Rejuvenates Samba

Heavy Does It

Priestess Give Good Motorhead

My Philosophy

Hiphop Ya Don't Stop

Data Breaker

Live Music/DJ Listings

Party Crasher

Devil Take the Drunkmost

The Score

Classical, Jazz & Avant Plays Seascapes

Rocka Rolla

Round and Round

Club Directory

CD Reviews

Poster of the Week

All Ages Action

Smart Ass Kickers

Unnatural Helpers Slouch Toward Greatness

We Got Next

Mass Line's Multiculti Boom Bap

Career Highs

Prince Paul's Should-be Greatest Hits


Oppression and Its Discontents

Arrogant Artists and Charming Tyrants

Theater News

Notes on a Saturday Night

Hating the Caveman

Men Have Jobs, Women Have Vaginas

Theater Listings

Visual Art

Visual Art Listings

In Art News

Give Me a Man

Pleasant Little Lives

A Communal Fantasia of Technicolored Life

Wondering About Wandering

Sandstrom Asks What We Expect to Find Out There



The Man Without Scruples

This Week's Literary Events

Going 'Inside Him'

A Straight Man Reports Back from the Gay Erotica Front


A One-Word Detour

Food & Drink

Love for Sale

Or, Dinner with Anthony Bourdain

Chow Bio

Jodi Baker

Bar Exam

Un-American Football Parking Lot

Eatin' Out

Beer & Altruism



Technical Foul

Gang Tackle

Mass Expulsions Rock Cascade Middle School

Police Beat

Black Marks

In Other News

Broadway Bound

Height Increase Pays Off for North Capitol Hill

In The Hall

Margin of Error

In Other Neighborhoods

Summer Reading

Too Many Petitions? We Read the Fine Print for You


In Gay 43rd District, Gay Group Endorses a Gay... and a Straight

Drunk of the Week

Kitty McSparkles

Public Editor

The Stranger: A Critical Overview

Control Tower

On the Job Education

Celebrity I Saw U

Farewell, Sweet Carpet

I Love Television

To Hell and Back



'If These Walls...'


Rat City Rollergirls


The Medicine Show: Mojo for Jojo

Queers on Steers

Fool's Gold

DJ Collage

Last Days

The Week In Review

Letters to the Editor

The Queer Issue

Divorced From Reality

The Constitutional Amendment We Really Need Would Protect Us from Family-Values Hypocrites—and Protect Family-Values Hypocrites from Themselves

Pride Events

Queer Issue 2006

Additional Amendments, Restrictions, and Bans

Pride 2006 Events Calendar

Pride Week Festivities, from the Broadway Grill's ABBA tribute to Wildrose's Wet T-Shirt Contest

Ban Heterosexual Complacency

Meet the Oppressed Sexual Majority

Amend It to End It

A Risky Amendment Could Stop the Emerging Anti-Gay-Adoption Movement in Its Tracks

The Fag-Hag Emancipation Act of 2006

The First Thing We're Banning Is the Term "Fag Hag." The Next Thing to Go Is That Gay Ex-Nazi Trucker in My Living Room.

Marry Me a Little

The Civil Union Instigation Act

I Am Not a Butt Plug

The Seven Year Ditch

No Queer Child Left Behind

We Need to Remember "Our" Kids During Pride

Ban the Abs

A Few New Regulations for Gay "Art" Photographers and Their Patrons

PRO & CON: Ban Girls from Engaging in Drunken Displays of Faux-Bisexuality

Scummy Film

It's Time for a Moratorium on Bad Gay Movies

Life Sentence

A Fitting Punishment for Political Closet Cases

Ex-Ex-Gay Reparations

Legislating Tolerance

Making Health Clubs a Safe Space for Heterosexual Men

Waiting Periods

Legislatures Across the Country Have Approved Waiting Periods for Gun Purchases and Abortions; We'd Like to Propose These Queer-Specific Waiting Periods

Three Strikes, You're Out

A Do-It-Yourself Guide to Unpardonable Gay Crimes


Woodland Creatures Speak Up for the Appropriating Names of Wildlife Restriction