Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 22 - 28, 2006

Vol. 15, No. 41

Savage Love

Pretty In Pictures

New Column!



The Kids Are All Trite

Film Shorts

On Screen

This Week on TV

Movie Times


Border Radio

Roots & Americana


A Drink for the Kids

CD Reviews

The Score

Classical, Jazz & Avant Plays Seascapes

Classical, Jazz & Avant

Club Directory

My Philosophy

Hiphop Ya Don't Stop

Smart Ass Kickers

Unnatural Helpers Slouch Toward Greatness

Party Crasher

Devil Take the Drunkmost

Up & Coming

Heavy Does It

Priestess Give Good Motorhead

All Ages Action

Live Music/DJ Listings

Rocka Rolla

Round and Round

Gettin' Ziggy

Seu Jorge Rejuvenates Samba

Poster of the Week

Data Breaker

We Got Next

Mass Line's Multiculti Boom Bap

Career Highs

Prince Paul's Should-be Greatest Hits


Oppression and Its Discontents

Arrogant Artists and Charming Tyrants

Theater Listings

Theater News

Notes on a Saturday Night

Hating the Caveman

Men Have Jobs, Women Have Vaginas

Visual Art

Visual Art Listings

Pleasant Little Lives

A Communal Fantasia of Technicolored Life

In Art News

Give Me a Man

Wondering About Wandering

Sandstrom Asks What We Expect to Find Out There



The Man Without Scruples


A One-Word Detour

This Week's Literary Events

Going 'Inside Him'

A Straight Man Reports Back from the Gay Erotica Front

Food & Drink

Love for Sale

Or, Dinner with Anthony Bourdain

Eatin' Out

Beer & Altruism

Chow Bio

Jodi Baker

Bar Exam

Un-American Football Parking Lot



Technical Foul

Broadway Bound

Height Increase Pays Off for North Capitol Hill

In Other News

Police Beat

Black Marks

In Other Neighborhoods

In The Hall

Margin of Error

Gang Tackle

Mass Expulsions Rock Cascade Middle School

Summer Reading

Too Many Petitions? We Read the Fine Print for You


In Gay 43rd District, Gay Group Endorses a Gay... and a Straight

Public Editor

The Stranger: A Critical Overview

Control Tower

On the Job Education

Celebrity I Saw U

Farewell, Sweet Carpet

I Love Television

To Hell and Back



Rat City Rollergirls

Queers on Steers


The Medicine Show: Mojo for Jojo


'If These Walls...'

DJ Collage

Fool's Gold

Last Days

The Week In Review

Letters to the Editor

The Queer Issue

Pride Events

Divorced From Reality

The Constitutional Amendment We Really Need Would Protect Us from Family-Values Hypocrites—and Protect Family-Values Hypocrites from Themselves

Pride 2006 Events Calendar

Pride Week Festivities, from the Broadway Grill's ABBA tribute to Wildrose's Wet T-Shirt Contest

Queer Issue 2006

Additional Amendments, Restrictions, and Bans

Ban Heterosexual Complacency

Meet the Oppressed Sexual Majority

Amend It to End It

A Risky Amendment Could Stop the Emerging Anti-Gay-Adoption Movement in Its Tracks

The Fag-Hag Emancipation Act of 2006

The First Thing We're Banning Is the Term "Fag Hag." The Next Thing to Go Is That Gay Ex-Nazi Trucker in My Living Room.

Marry Me a Little

The Civil Union Instigation Act

I Am Not a Butt Plug

The Seven Year Ditch

No Queer Child Left Behind

We Need to Remember "Our" Kids During Pride

Ban the Abs

A Few New Regulations for Gay "Art" Photographers and Their Patrons

PRO & CON: Ban Girls from Engaging in Drunken Displays of Faux-Bisexuality

Scummy Film

It's Time for a Moratorium on Bad Gay Movies

Life Sentence

A Fitting Punishment for Political Closet Cases

Ex-Ex-Gay Reparations

Legislating Tolerance

Making Health Clubs a Safe Space for Heterosexual Men

Three Strikes, You're Out

A Do-It-Yourself Guide to Unpardonable Gay Crimes

Waiting Periods

Legislatures Across the Country Have Approved Waiting Periods for Gun Purchases and Abortions; We'd Like to Propose These Queer-Specific Waiting Periods


Woodland Creatures Speak Up for the Appropriating Names of Wildlife Restriction