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2007
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Dec. 20
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 20 - 26, 2007
Vol. 17, No. 15
Savage Love
Diaper Do-over
by Dan Savage
New Column!
The $60,000 Holiday Miracle
Film/TV
Meat Pies and Razor Blades
Tim Burton Lets the Fags Down
by Dan Savage
Nicolas Cage and the Mystery of the Mutton Chop
A Review of
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
by Lindy West
Paralyzing Achievement
Julian Schnabel on the Life of a Famous Vegetable
by Annie Wagner
Can We Lie on the Floor?
An Interview with Julian Schnabel
by Annie Wagner
On Screen
This Week's New Releases
by Andrew Wright, Lindy West and Megan Seling
Greatest Regeneration
Coppola
Père
and the Lightning Bolt of Youth
by Bradley Steinbacher
Concessions
How the Fancy Film People Party
by Lindy West
I, Anonymous
Urine Trouble
by Anonymous
Music
Six Degrees of Jesus Christ
Superstar
Seeps Deep into Rock 'n' Roll Mythology
by Angela Garbes
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Up & Coming
Underage
Home for the Horrordays
by Megan Seling
Poster of the Week
by Aaron Huffman
The Score
Art Bloom, RIP
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Party Crasher
Don't Be a Stranger
by Jeff Kirby
It's a Hit
Singles, Remixes & MP3s
by Michaelangelo Matos
Bug in the Bassbin
DJ Collage
by Donte Parks
Sayonara 2007
New Year's Eve Parties and Events
by Ari Spool
Prime Mover
Ike Turner: 1931–2007
by Stan Becker
Fucking in the Streets
Overlooked 2007, Part 1
by Eric Grandy
Album Reviews
by Eric Grandy, Larry Mizell Jr. and Brandon Ivers
Theater
Christmas Brawl!
A 13-Way Battle Royale Between This Year’s Yuletide Plays
Visual Art
A Lay in a Manger
(Dan Savage Made Me Write This)
by Jen Graves
In Art News
Pneu World
by Jen Graves
Books
Constant Reader
Party Like It's 1995
by Paul Constant
This Is a Novel About Dirt
Actually, It's About Choosing the Place of Your Destruction
by Jonathan Crimmins
Food & Drink
Love at First Bite
Korean and French Cuisines Get It On at Wallingford's Joule
by Angela Garbes
Eat & Tell
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra
by Angela Garbes
Chow Bio
Mandla Mondin
by Cienna Madrid
Bar Exam
Santa at Liberty
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
by Marti Jonjak
<10
Good Grub Under Ten Bucks
by Ari Spool
Features
Crocodile Rocked
Indie-Rock Landmark Shuts Down
by Megan Seling
News
Fun-damentalism
John Sutherland Has a Plan to Save Fun Forest. Why Won't the City Listen?
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
CounterIntel
Rapid Transit's Rapid Response
by Josh Feit
Police Beat
Flat Screen
by Charles Mudede
Clinton Comeback?
An Endorsement and a Helicopter Lift Hillary in Iowa
by Eli Sanders
Industrial Strength
Divided Council Votes to Protect Manufacturing Jobs
by Erica C. Barnett
Music's Over
City Passes Punitive New Noise Law
by Erica C. Barnett
Church Lady
Why It Matters That New Life Security Guard Jeanne Assam Is a Dyke—Even if She Isn’t
by Noel Black
Dear Science
Why Do Dogs Wag Their Tails?
by Jonathan Golob
Crossword Solution
You Are Very Smart (December 20)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Photo of the Week
Blowjob
by Eric Grandy
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
You Are Very Smart (December 20)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Get Your War On
Public Editor
by David Postman, Chief Political Reporter for the
Seattle Times
I Love Television
What You Will Buy Me
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Letters to the Editor
Seattle Times
vs.
The Stranger
Suggests
'The Diving Bell and the Butterfly'
by Annie Wagner
Blue Scholars, Dyme Def, J.Pinder, Jake One
by Charles Mudede
'Juno'
by Bradley Steinbacher
The Rapture
by Eli Sanders
Kay Kay and His Weathered Underground
by Jonathan Zwickel
Roger Whittaker and Carousel
by Jen Graves
Three Imaginary Girls' Holiday Party
by Megan Seling
'Heima'
by Jonathan Zwickel
The Whore on Christmas
The Ups and Downs of Being a Sex Worker During the Holidays
by Mistress Matisse
Blue XXXmas
Visiting the Saddest Christmas Displays in Seattle
by Paul Constant
The Tits that Saved Christmas
A Holiday Porn Roundup
by Kelly O
Holey Night
On Hiring a Whore for the Holidays
by Mistress Matisse