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Sep. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 23 - 29, 2010
Vol. 20, No. 3
Savage Love
Give 'Em Hope
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Acid-Hoax Chants for Kids!
Film/TV
Broken Marriages, Fucking Around, and a Million Cigarettes
Charles Mudede Runs Out of Space Writing About the Festival of New Spanish Cinema
by Charles Mudede
Heartbreaker
: Pierrot le Meh
by Andrew Wright
Art House
The Sicilian Girl
by Charles Mudede
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
: Revenge of the Nerds
by Lindy West
You Again
: It’s Not All Bad—Some of It Is Worse
by MATTHEW BATHAN
Concessions
Wall Street
: Money Never Sleeps
by Lindy West
I, Anonymous
Confessions of an Audio Bigot
by Anonymous
Music
Seventh Heaven
A Guide to Decibel Fest's World Series of Electronic Music
by Dave Segal
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Fucking in the Streets
Shabazz Palaces' Next Move
by Eric Grandy
It's a Hit
New Singles from Model 500, Jee Day, the Crystal Ark, and More
by Michaelangelo Matos
Sound Check
by Trent Moorman
Data Breaker
Seattle Talent Reps Hard at Decibel Festival
by Dave Segal
My Philosophy
Neema, Jon Jon, Dead Prez, and LaRue
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Underage
Sound Off! Celebrates 10 Years of Making Young Musicians Famous
by Megan Seling
Poster of the Week
Poster by Invisible Creature
by Aaron Huffman
Party Crasher
The Drunken Oscars Were Hosted by a Clown
by Anna Minard
The Homosexual Agenda
Hanson, Cherry, Cabaret, and Tea Dancing
by Adrian Ryan
Theater
Theater Is an Inconvenient Business
An Interview with Kevin McCollum
by Brendan Kiley
Breaking the Code
The Tender and Harrowing Biography of a British Cryptographer Sentenced to Chemical Castration
by Brendan Kiley
Grandma in a Tube Top
Intiman's New Molière Production Is Both Creaky and Cloying
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
The Chihuahua Is Doing It Wrong
But the Martin Creed Show at Western Bridge Is Right Anyway
by Jen Graves
In Art News
The House That Is Colonized by Art
by Jen Graves
Books
Child's Play
Room
Gloriously Breaks an Important Storytelling Rule
by Paul Constant
Past Master
Jonathan Franzen Is the Greatest Novelist the 1950s Have to Offer
by Paul Constant
David Plouffe on DADT, Dino Rossi, and Slog Commenters
by Eli Sanders
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
The Return of Vito's
by Bethany Jean Clement
Where Yat?
The World's Greatest Sandwich, New Orleans, and a Man Named Matt
by Brendan Kiley
Chow Bio
Ellen Kelly and Rick Weersing of the Noble Fir
by Sarah Galvin
Happiest Hour
Copper Cart Cafe
by Marti Jonjak
Features
Great American Novelist
He's not the richest or most famous. His characters don't solve mysteries, have magical powers, or live in the future. But in his new novel,
Richard Yates
, Tao Lin shows us the way we live now.
by Tao Lin
Genius Unleashed
Booze, Art, and Phenomenal Headgear at the Eighth Annual Stranger Genius Awards Bash
by Stranger Staff
News
Bar and Driver
DUI Attorneys Amass Big Money to Oust Judges They Dislike
by Dominic Holden
Glass Knuckles
KEXP and Open Platform Hit Back Against Chihuly Glass Museum
by Cienna Madrid
School District Capitulates to Blogger
Schools Backtrack to Allow Bloggers at News Conferences
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Washington’s Worst Recession
Budget Cuts Coming Across the Board
by Eli Sanders
Murray Comes Back from Behind
Murray's Recent (and Surprising) Gains
by Eli Sanders
Too Loud for College Kids?
New Bar on the Ave Makes Enemies with Students
by Cienna Madrid
Control Tower
How to Keep Your Sex Business Humming Without Craigslist
by Mistress Matisse
I Love Television
You
Will
Watch This, You
Won't
Watch This
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by Julien Massillon, the French Intern
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Slog
The Bishop Eddie
by Charles Mudede
Will Amazon Make You Pay to Preview a Book?
by Paul Constant
Six Shot, Four Dead in West Seattle Shooting
by Megan Seling
The Morning News
by David Schmader
It Gets Better
by Dan Savage
Washington: Still in Line for a New Congressional Seat
by Eli Sanders
Cal Anderson Park Surveillance Cameras To Go
by Riya Bhattacharjee
State Auditor Says Wine Commission Misused Public Funds
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Permission to Call This Person a "Cunt"?
by Dan Savage
My Pledge to America
by Charles Mudede
Alleged Attacker on the Loose in Ballard
by Cienna Madrid
Joe Biden Coming to Help Patty Murray
by Eli Sanders
Re: Today in Novelty Slicing Devices
by Dominic Holden
New Poll: Murray Still Up, But Rossi Leads in the Under-50 Demographic
by Eli Sanders
Control the Mic Like Fidel Castro
by Charles Mudede
The New Orleans Ghost Dinner
by Brendan Kiley
Don't Be Such A Fucking
Dick
, Faggot
by Dan Savage
LIVE: The City Budget Speech
by Dominic Holden
Happy Gray Friday
by David Schmader
New Murray Ad Hits Rossi Over Boeing Remarks
by Eli Sanders
ACORN Pimp Hilariously Misjudges His Own Sex Appeal
by Paul Constant
Reading Tonight
: Local Food, Local Writers
by Paul Constant
On Bullied Kids and Contentious Cunts
by David Schmader
Broken Promises—The Remix
by Dan Savage
The Happiest Hour: Copper Cart Cafe
by David Schmader
United in Death
by Brendan Kiley
A Helpful Hint for Scam Spam Authors
by Dan Savage
"There Hasn't Been a Good Musical on Broadway in 15 or 20 Years, ThankYouForListening, Goodbye!"
by Brendan Kiley
The Man-Mountain of Georgetown
by Matt Luby
Angry And Confused Old White Bigot—The Remix
by Dan Savage
Did You Hear What Justin Bieber Said??
by Megan Seling
Speaking of Cinematic Masterpieces...
by Paul Constant
"If you are as lazy as I am, you may not finish the reading of the feature article by TAO LIN."
by Eric Grandy
We Are Screwed
by Bethany Jean Clement
There's Poetry in Those Westboro Baptist Church Press Releases
by Dan Savage
After Amanda Knox
by Charles Mudede
The Reality of Demon Possession
by Charles Mudede
Reading Today
:
The Stranger
's Cover Boy
by Paul Constant
Sesame Street's
True Mud
by David Schmader
They're Screening
Cthulhu
Tonight at Northwest Film Forum
by Lindy West
Go to This Comedy Show Tonight
by Lindy West
Amazon's Been Very Busy
by Paul Constant
Sister Wives
: It's the Polygamiest!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Morning News
by Matt Luby
It Gets Better: Who Feels Bad About Themselves Now?
by Dan Savage
Chicago Sun-Times
Editorial On the It Gets Better Project
by Dan Savage
SL Letter of the Day: You Joined 'Em Together, You Can Put 'Em Asunder
by Dan Savage
What He Said: Gutsy Journalist in Mexico Edition
by Brendan Kiley
Ever Want to See Bill Gates Sr. in a Dunk Tank?
by Eli Sanders
War of the Nudists
by Paul Constant
County Budget Would Eliminate 500 Positions
by Cienna Madrid
The Owner of the Segway Company Rides a Segway off a Cliff and Dies in a River
by Charles Mudede
"Misery," by Dino Rossi
by Eli Sanders
Mental Retardation Is a Thing of the Past...
by David Schmader
War, History, and Tourism
by Charles Mudede
The New Contract with America
by Charles Mudede
FOX News Poll: Murray 48, Rossi 47
by Eli Sanders
The Biting Bandit
by Matt Luby
Album Cover: Manowar:
Anthology
: High Five or Dollar Bin?
by Grant Brissey
And He Wanted to be the President of a Very Poor, Very Needy, Very Difficult Country
by Charles Mudede
It Gets Better: One Day You'll Be Able To Say...
by Dan Savage
Christine O'Donnell Has a Secret Plan to Stop the Whole Country From Having Sex
by Dan Savage
Time After
TIME
by Paul Constant
Dave Reichert: Brain-Damaged or a Pussy?
by Goldy
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!
by Megan Seling
"Best Place for Lunch on the hill?"
by Megan Seling
"Hey There, Stranger" on TBTL
by Brendan Kiley
Vote No on Initiative 1082
by Alex Fryer
Tonight: SUPER HARVEST MOON!
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Morning News
by David Schmader
GOP Gov Nominee in NY Supports the Ultra-Super-Sacred Sanctity of Opposite-Only Marriage
by Dan Savage
Fourth Time's a Charm
by David Schmader
It Gets Better: It's Not Just Students Who Live In Fear
by Dan Savage
J’ai Testé Pour Vous: Café Besalu
by Julien Massillon, the French Intern
Now Open: So Many New Restaurants, You May Now Obtain a Crepe/Hot Dog Fusion
by Bethany Jean Clement
San Quentin's Remodeled Execution Chamber
by Brendan Kiley
Atheists Know More about Christianity than Christians
by Charles Mudede
Comics Over Tea
by Paul Constant
We Finally Got the Slideshow Machine Started for the Stranger Genius Award Party Slideshow!
by Grant Brissey
Whee!
by Dominic Holden
Week in Review
by Eli Sanders
Newsflash: The Suits at NBC Are a Bunch of Dumbasses
by Paul Constant
It Was Inevitable
by Dan Savage
Ex-Seattle She-Hunk Falls in Love, Makes the
NYT
by David Schmader
Lazy Americans Would Rather Watch TV, Collect Unemployment Than Pick Fruit, Vegetables
by Bethany Jean Clement
Mayor’s Budget: Hundreds of Layoffs, Higher Parking Fees
by Dominic Holden
Spam Never Sleeps
by Grant Brissey
Royal Booze and Burritos Responds to Neighbors' Complaints
by Cienna Madrid
It Gets Better
by Dan Savage
Ideology Today: Zuckerberg's $100 million
by Charles Mudede
Another Thing You Could Do Tonight...
by Lindy West
I Hope They Don't Start Buying Used Candy
by Paul Constant
You Be the Unlicensed Doctor!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Morning News
by Matt Luby
She Knew Before Her Period Was Regular That There Was Something Wrong With Bishop Long, A Wig-Wearin' Man
by Dan Savage
Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Lake Union Park, Broken Windows in Maple Leaf, and the Capitol Hill Crane
by Matt Luby
The Dreamy Phone of the Future
by Paul Constant
George Lucas is a Monster
by Mary P. Traverse
Activists Heckle the President on AIDS and DADT—And What The Seattle Storm Can Do To Help
by Dan Savage
This Is What a North Dakotan Democrat Looks Like
by Paul Constant
Sam Lipsyte Must've Played Dungeons & Dragons When He Was a Kid
by Paul Constant
Teachers Union Votes to Support School Levy
by Riya Bhattacharjee
City Atty: Conlin Didn't Impede Mayor's Authority
by Dominic Holden
Mary Cheney Can Suck My Dick
by Dan Savage
Lunchtime Quickie: Check Out These Kick Ass Shoes!
by Kelly O
It Gets Better: Video Mob Planned for SF This Sunday
by Dan Savage
The Most Delightful People Are Coming to Capitol Hill
by Dominic Holden
The Spirit of the Spaniards
by Charles Mudede
They
Shoot
Stone Mayors, Don't They?
by Brendan Kiley
Electionland Launches Today—Check It Out
by Christopher Frizzelle
New Coen Brothers Trailer:
True Grit
by Grant Brissey
Reading Tonight
: Bonobo Surprise
by Paul Constant
Popping the E-Book "Bubble?"
by Paul Constant
Going Over Mayor's Head on Tunnel, Conlin Signs Off on State Impact Study
by Dominic Holden
My Gaydar Is Pinging
by Dan Savage
The Trojan Force
by Dan Savage
Lately When I Come Out of My Building in the Morning...
by Grant Brissey
Plouffe Enough
by Paul Constant
Christian Caught Acting Like One
by Dan Savage
Are You Ready For Five Days of Decibel Festival?
by Eric Grandy
Bullied Thirteen-Year-Old Gay Boy In Texas Takes His Own Life
by Dan Savage
The
Belltown Messenger
, in Print No More
by Eli Sanders
Gay Donors Unwilling to Throw Good Money After Bad
by Dan Savage
Is This the Year a State Legalizes Marijuana?
by Dominic Holden
Ted Haggard on Anderson Cooper
by Jesse Vernon
I Continue to Be Obsessed With Baking Things Into Other Things
by Megan Seling
Ho, Canada!
by Dan Savage
J’ai Testé Pour Vous: Belle Pastry
by Julien Massillon, the French Intern
Better Call the Major Case Squad Because I Killed Sex and the City
by Lindy West
Get Your Ass Off the Couch
by Matt Luby
Did Holmes's Office Give Bad Legal Advice?
by Dominic Holden
Richard Lewis LIVE This Weekend
by Sean Nelson
We Are Spirits in an Ether World
by Charles Mudede
Reichert to Voters: "Fuck You!"
by Goldy
Dino Rossi: Careless or Carefree?
by Goldy
Today in Novelty Slicing Devices
by Bethany Jean Clement
Lunchtime Quickie: Finally, Proof That God Really Exists
by Kelly O
They Shoot Mayors, Don't They?
by Brendan Kiley
Nice Little Ritual You've Got There, Bishop Long
by Dan Savage
Do We Need Serious Literature? Do We Need Serious Readers?
by Paul Constant
Rub One Out For Freedom!
by Dan Savage
A Few Things That I Want to Tell You About!!!
by Grant Brissey
Seattle School Employee Charged With Selling Crack Cocaine
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Today in Obvious, but Fashionable T-Shirts
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Council Will Withold Money from MOHAI, Ratify Conlin's Signature, and Alter the Mayor's Budget
by Dominic Holden
Trans Homecoming King Dethroned
by Dan Savage
Status Update of the Day
by Grant Brissey
Is This the HP Slate?
by Anthony Hecht
The First TV Ad Against I-1098 (the Income Tax Initiative)
by Dominic Holden
Rabidly Anti-Gay Christian Pastors with iPhones
by Dan Savage
Dems Gone Wild?
by Goldy
Gawker Doesn't Get It: Part 167
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: Getting Past That Burning Sensation...
by Dan Savage
SL Letter of the Day: If You Really Loved Me...
by Dan Savage
Rad Woman Directs
Mad Men
by David Schmader
Mayor Says Conlin Broke Law, Conlin Says Lawyers Told Him It Was Okay, City Attorney Still Hasn’t Issued an Opinion, and the World Clings in Suspense
As City Hall Turns
by Dominic Holden
Seattle Could Have Body Camera Pilot by Next Year
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Rossi and Giuliani, Conferencing
by Eli Sanders
Gay Teenager Kills Himself In Wisconsin
by Dan Savage
Lunchtime Quickie: Behold, The Jaw of The Gods!
by Kelly O
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About
GoodFellas
but Were Afraid to Ask
by David Schmader
Oldies = Goodies
by Bethany Jean Clement
This Week's Cover: Tao Lin, Great American Novelist
by Christopher Frizzelle
If This Boehner Story Is True...
by Charles Mudede
Defining Courtesy Down
by Dan Savage
Magazine Roundup
: They Still Make
The Old Famer's Almanac
by Paul Constant
Question of the Day
by Dan Savage
Lunchtime Quickie: French Pussies
by Kelly O
Naked Men Will Read to You This Sunday
by Paul Constant
Chow Bio: Ellen Kelly and Rick Weersing of the Noble Fir
by David Schmader
It Gets Better: Up From 10th Grade
by Dan Savage
Does Breaking the State's Liquor Store Monopoly Hurt Small Businesses?
by Dominic Holden
Pretty Young Women Dragging Mascots Around On Leashes
by Dan Savage
More Bad News for the GOP
by Charles Mudede
Reading Tonight
: From Light to Nude
by Paul Constant
Your Opportunity to Train Like an SPD Officer
by Cienna Madrid
It Gets Better: We're Reaching Them
by Dan Savage
On the Facebook Phone Rumors
by Paul Constant
Reading Tonight
: Hopefully, They'll Leave Their Guns at Home
by Paul Constant
TIME
On The "It Gets Better" Project
by Dan Savage
It Gets Better: We're Waiting For You On the Other Side
by Dan Savage
California Pot Watch
by Dominic Holden
A Tiny First Step for Digital Comics
by Paul Constant
Where Are You Reading Slog?
by Dan Savage
Required Reading: Taibbi on the Tea Party
by Jonathan Golob
A Conversation with One of the Only Broadway Producer Making Shows Worth a Crap
by Brendan Kiley
SF Says: It Gets Better
by Dan Savage
Harlan Ellison Did Not Die Onstage at a Sci-Fi Convention
by Paul Constant
The Morning News
by David Schmader
"What's wrong with Reichert's brain?"
by Goldy
Do You Need Instructions on How to Take a Walk?
by Cienna Madrid
Mental Guns
by Charles Mudede
The Morning News
by David Schmader
Food at Her Fingertips
by Bethany Jean Clement
Re: After Amanda Knox
by Charles Mudede
Mayor Won't Reveal Budget Before City Council
by Dominic Holden
The President Is a Fierce Advocate of LGBT Equality
by Dan Savage
The Original Tea-Partier?
by Chicago Fan
Where Are You Reading Slog?
by Dan Savage
I Watched
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
ALL THE WAY THROUGH
by Lindy West
Seth Walsh
by Dan Savage
Joaquin Phoenix Explains
I'm Still Here
on Letterman
Letterman Talks a Bunch
by Grant Brissey
A "Little Black Box" App Designed for iPhone
by Cienna Madrid
Toys Are All of Us
by Charles Mudede
Find This Car!
by Dan Savage
AIG and Initiative 1082
by Eli Sanders
Headline of the Day
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Return of Vito's
by Bethany Jean Clement
Tao Lin's Feature: New York City Gets It! (Except When New York City Doesn't Get It)
by Paul Constant
Does This Plank in the Montana Republican Platform Make Me Look Gay?
by Dan Savage
Blockbuster
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: The Best Man...
by Dan Savage
Hari Kondabolu Gets His Own Comedy Central Special
by Lindy West
Meanwhile in France
by Dan Savage
A Peace Anthem For Palestine
by Dan Savage
American News
by Charles Mudede
The Morning News
by David Schmader
Reading Today
:
To Kill a Mockingbird
Doesn't Look a Day Over 45
by Paul Constant
Vampire Weekend Last Night at the Paramount
by Eric Grandy
Hysterical!
by Dominic Holden
Juice Boxes Make You Gay. OH! So Do Chips.
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
What the Fuck Is Going on With This Election?
by Eli Sanders
Don't End Up on an Episode of
Hoarders
by Megan Seling
Lesbian Air Force Major Margaret Witt Wins DADT Case, Military Must Re-Instate Her
by Eli Sanders
LIVE: McGinn's Presser on Conlin's Half-Cocked John Hancock
by Dominic Holden
Council Committee Supports Citizen Involvement in Firearms Review Board Deliberations
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Bicycle Lobby Strikes Again: Bike Boxes Hit Seattle
by Cienna Madrid
Give 'Em Hope: It Gets Better
by Kelly O
Making It Simple on Initiatives
by Eli Sanders
The Past Is Prologue: Publishing Edition
by Paul Constant
Another Bullied Gay Teenager Attempts Suicide
by Dan Savage
Suggests
Arcade Fire
by David Schmader
Brunch at La Bête
by Bethany Jean Clement
Joe Boyd and Robyn Hitchcock
by Dave Segal
Decibel Festival
by Eric Grandy
'Casablanca'
by Paul Constant
'The Town'
by Lindy West
John Bankston
by Jen Graves
NEPO House
by Jen Graves