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Aug. 24
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 24 - 30, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 50
Savage Love
Support Hose
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
Don't 'Konichiwa' Me, Honky
Film/TV
Film Shorts
Hey Nah
OutKasts
Idlewild
: Only Slightly More Touching than November Rain
by Megan Seling
This Week on TV
Movie Times
On Screen
'The Illusionist,' 'Heading South,' 'House of Sand,' 'Conversations with Other Women,' and More...
by Annie Wagner, Lindy West, Andrew Wright, Brendan Kiley and Megan Seling
Games
A Headache This Big
by Andrew Wright
Music
All Ages Action
Metal's Mystery Men
Tool's Subversive Stadium Rock
by Anthony Moschella
CD Reviews
by Aaron Burgess, Christopher Porter and Kurt B. Reighley
Party Crasher
Metal Is as Metal Does
by Paul Constant
Up & Coming
Poster of the Week
by Dan Paulus
Data Breaker
JEAN-JACQUES PERREY & DANA COUNTRYMAN
by Dave Segal
Underage
Carousel Festival
by Megan Seling
Freaking the Frequencies
A Reasonable Plan for Freeform Programming
by Paul Pearson
Live Music/ DJ Listings
The Score
Classical, Jazz & Avant Plays Der Rosenkavalier
by Christopher DeLaurenti
My Philosopy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
SOS DIY
Why All-Ages Venues Are Crucial
by Eric Grandy
Setlist
Listen to Local Bands Playing This Week
by Megan Seling
Rocka Rolla
Political Song for Darcy Burner
by Hannah Levin
Theater
From Bed Hopping to Backstabbing
Drunk Puppets, a Mysterious Gypsy, and a Soap Opera Satire
by Brendan Kiley, Annie Wagner and Chris McCann
Theater Listings
Theater News
Mewling and Puking
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
Goodbye
Hoss
, Another Loss
With Consolidated Works Closing, the Valuable and Beloved Barry McGee Graffiti Mural Leaves Town
by Jen Graves
Dust and the Promise of Water
Maryhill Museum of Art's Insane, Longing Mirage
by Jen Graves
Art Listings
In Art News
Sunshine, Please
by Jen Graves
Books
Readings Listings
Imagine a Great Headline Here
(I Couldn't Come Up with Anything)
by Christopher Frizzelle
New In Books
'The Left Bank Gang'
by Paul Constant
Nightstand
Love and Death
by Christopher Frizzelle
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
Breakin' 3: Drunken Spree
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
Hot Dish
by Marti Jonjak
Glumi
A Not-So-Happy Hour at Umi Sake House
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
War Crimes
Last Week, in a Small Hearing Room at Fort Lewis, a Young Soldier Put the Iraq War on Trial
by Eli Sanders
Base Hit
Senator Maria Cantwell Has Finally Found an Antiwar Message, but What Is She Saying... Exactly?
by Josh Feit
News
Sphere of Influence
City Pushes UW to Discipline Off-Campus Students
by Sarah Mirk
Unhappy Customers
Nickels's Nightclub Clampdown Unpopular with Council, Clubs, and Neighbors
by Erica C. Barnett
In Other News
by Stranger Staff
In The Hall
Conflict Resolution
by Erica C. Barnett
Police Beat
Your Money or Your Life
by Charles Mudede
Extras
Charles vs. Chuck
(LITERARY STUFF) What Would Happen if the
Black Hole
Guy Decided to Beat Up the
Fight Club
Guy?
by Cienna Madrid
Get Uncomfortable
(COMEDY) An Interview with Mary Lynn Rajskub
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bummer in the Summer
(LITERARY STUFF) DAmbrosio vs. the Short Story
by Christopher Frizzelle
One Actor in Search of Nine Characters
(PERFORMANCE) Troy Miszklevitzs One-Man
Show
by Brendan Kiley
The Flight of Originality
(PERFORMANCE) Degenerate Art Ensembles
Cuckoo Crow
by Sam Mickens
Quest Verses [
sic
] West
(MUSIC) Can Tribe Kick It? Yes, They Can
by Charles Mudede
Feeling Radical, Punk?
(MUSIC) Gossip vs. Erase Errata
by Eric Grandy
Blue Scholars vs. Common Market
On the Road
(LITERARY STUFF) Wave Books Poetry Bus Tour vs. Whos That Girl Tour
by Charles Mudede
A Primer to the Pre-Event
Introducing John Hodgman, Smoosh, Stephin Merritt, Sarah Vowell, Colin Meloy, and Dave Eggers
by Christopher Frizzelle
Tied Up in Crazy
(LITERARY STUFF) Mary Gaitskill and George Saunders vs. Ayn Rand, George W. Bush, and Control Issues
by Paul Constant
Bumbershoot vs. The Stranger
TV on the Stage
(COMEDY)
Trapped in the Closet
and
Best Week Ever Live!
Mine Pop-Culture Crap for Comedy Gold
by David Schmader
Prophetic Words
(LITERARY STUFF) Greil Marcus vs. America
by Kurt B. Reighley
Digital Divide
(VISUAL ART) Handcrafters of Needle and Thread vs. the Art of an Online World
by Jen Graves
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
(PERFORMANCE) Eight Facts About Spin the Bottle
by Brendan Kiley
“Awesome” vs. Time Itself
(PERFORMANCE) A Shorter, Better
noSIGNAL
by Christopher Frizzelle
Jamie Lidell vs. Your Boyfriend
(MUSIC) How Britains Blue-Eyed Soul Mechanic Is Stealing Seattles Hearts
by Matt Corwine
Icon in the Flesh
(MUSIC) Blondies Rapturous Return
by Hannah Levin
Sean vs. Sean
(LITERARY STUFF) Wilsey Meets Nelson on the Train of Privilege
by Sean Nelson
Shteyngart vs. Stereotypes
(LITERARY STUFF) The Stealth Missiles of
Absurdistan
by Brendan Kiley
Goth, Damned
(MUSIC) AFI Have the Cure for Black Hearts
by Kurt B. Reighley
Western Mashups and an Irish Bloke’s Naked Mom
(FILM) Highlights from the 1 Reel Film Festival
by Annie Wagner
Mike Daisey vs. Matt Smith
CocoRosie vs. Cocoa Puffs
3 Inches of Blood vs. As I Lay Dying
Badass Slug vs. Pussy Slug
Slovin and Allen vs. Abbott and Costello
Battle of the Au-Courant Solo Artists: Jerry Quickley vs. Vijai Nathan
The Can't See vs. The Invisible Eyes
Sparta vs. The Fall of Troy
by Stranger Staff
Letters to the Editor
Letters
Three for the load
Last Days
The Week In Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
'A Small Pool of Time'
by Jen Graves
'Heartbreak House'
by Brendan Kiley
Impeachment Teach-In
by Eli Sanders
The French Project
by Brendan Kiley
'Election'
by David Schmader
The Clientele
by Dave Segal
'The Iron Mask'
by Annie Wagner
I Love Television
Celebrity Outsourcing
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Murder Me Not!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Pubic-Hair Topiary
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
The Stranger: A Critical Overview
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)