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Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 31 - Sep. 6, 2006
Vol. 15, No. 51
Savage Love
Dickless Wonders
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
Unbelievable
Film/TV
This Week on TV
DVD
New Dance Cinema 2006
by Annie Wagner
Movie Times
Kickstart Your Heart
Crank
Blows Up Real Good
by Andrew Wright
Dude Hates, Like, All Ladies
Neil LaBute Bares His Woman-Fearin’ Soul—Again
by Lindy West
Aspirin-Proof
Matt Dillon Does Bukowski
by Andrew Wright
On Screen
'The Quiet,' 'Trust The Man,' and 'Lassie'
by Annie Wagner, Andrew Wright and Megan Seling
Games
The Madden Curse
by Bradley Steinbacher
Ecce Homo
Pedro Almodóvar's Mirthful Heart of Darkness
by Brendan Kiley
Music
CD Reviews
by Tony Ware, Andy Beta and Aaron Burgess
Up & Coming
Live Music/DJ Listings
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
All Ages Action
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
The Score
Classical, Jazz & Avant Plays Cogburn Sielaff Burns
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Poster of the Week
by Dan Paulus
Party Crasher
Two Beers at the Mast
by Paul Constant
Underage
Choose Davey Havok's Bumbershoot Adventure
by Megan Seling
Hype the Belief
The Sacred Spectacle of Matisyahu and the Polyphonic Spree
by Eric Grandy
Rubber City Soul
The Black Keys Get Raw
by Trent Moorman
Seattle's Hottest New Hood
Why Our Musicians Are Moving to Portland
by Barbara Mitchell
Rocka Rolla
Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues
by Hannah Levin
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
Electronic-Music Reviews
by Dave Segal
Theater
Theater Listings
Theater News
BMX Bicycle Dancing
by Annie Wagner
Boling, Alone
Seattle's Most Faithful Theatergoer Finds His Exit
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
Once More, with Feathers
The Ups and Down of Alex Schweder's Architectural Performance
by Peter Gaucys
Art Listings
From No One to Someone
The Found Art of Henry Darger
by Charles Mudede
Books
Gag Me
The Illustrious History of Fake Vomit, Exploding Cigars, and Disappearing Ink
by Paul Collins
New In Books
by Annie Wagner
Readings Listings
Nightstand
Body Issues
by Christopher Frizzelle
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
End of the Line?
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
The Alibi Room
by Marti Jonjak
One of a Kind
Indo Cafe Monopolizes the Indonesian Cuisine Market
by Thadius Van Landingham III
Eatin' Out
Pucker Up
by Angela Garbes
Chow Bio
A Tip
by Cienna Madrid
Features
Baking and Entering
Why I Took Illegal Drugs and a Gun Down to City Hall on a Lovely Summer Day
by Dan Savage
News
Primary Election Endorsements and Cheat Sheet
From the Stranger Election Control Board
Counter Intel
Inaccurate! Mike
by Josh Feit
No Skin Off My Dick
Anticircumcision Conference Unfolds in Seattle
by Dave Maass
In The Hall
Temporary Sanity
by Erica C. Barnett
Police Beat
Going Insane
by Charles Mudede
Letters to the Editor
Letters
Last Days
The Week In Review
Suggests
Ruff Gemz
by Dave Segal
Oscar Peterson
by Charles Mudede
Bumbershoot
by Christopher Frizzelle
'Little Miss Sunshine'
by David Schmader
'The Return of Projections: Portland'
by Christopher Frizzelle
'Ong Ong' #3 Release Party
by Dave Segal
Bumbershoot
by Megan Seling
I Love Television
Much Too Much
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Cez Says, Amnesty for Tom!
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Tell Me Why
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
The Stranger: A Critical Overview