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Apr. 1
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 1 - 7, 1999
Vol. 8, No. 28
Savage Love
Damn You Uma!
by Dan Savage
New Column!
The Results Are In!
I, Anonymous
Film/TV
HIGHER LEARNING
UW'S (Free) Foreign Film Series
by Andy Spletzer
SALE OF THE CENTURY
by Charles Mudede
THE CYBER-CHRIST
Keanu Reeves is Risen
by Andy Spletzer
COUNTING THE WAYS
They Wanted a List...
by Everett True
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Movie Times
Music
HELL FOR LEATHER !
My First Rock Show
by Dan Savage
Up & Coming
Hugs & Kisses
by Everett True
More Up & Coming
Live Music Listings
DJ Listings
All Ages Action
Club Directory
Theater
Sex and Subtext
Vulgar Librarians and Irma La Douce
by Tonia Steed and Traci Vogel
Theater Listings
by Traci Vogel
Visual Art
Whales Tales
Losing the Leviathan
by Eric Fredericksen
Visual Arts Listings
by Meg Shiffler
Diversions
by Clark Humphrey
Books
WHAT PASSES FOR THE TRUTH
An Autobiography in Pieces
by Doug Nufer
Readings Listings
by Traci Vogel
Food & Drink
Get Wet
by Jamie Hook
News
TAMING BROADWAY
Neighborhood planners want to "clean up" Broadway: That means more cops, upscale shops, and no street kids.
by Samantha M. Shapiro
HIPHOP HIT SQUAD
Another Club Under Fire
by Ben Jacklet
SIGNING OFF?
Free Radio Seattle Busted
by Dan Tenenbaum
Police Beat
Bodily Functions
by Charles Mudede
In Other News...
Letters to the Editor
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Culture Wars
DEAL'S OFF
by Eric Fredericksen
I Love Television
The Horror...The Horror...
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
TTS!
strange fruit
by Shirley Rodell-Szyzmyjec
Excellent
LITTLE ORPHAN ANI
ANI DiFRANCO
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
TYLENOL TALENT
DIAMANDA GALAS
by Melody Moss
STUPID BLOODY STUPID!
U2
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
CINEMATIC CLICHE
JOHN WILLIAMS
by Andy Spletzer
SURF BLAND
PIXIES
by Everett True
LYRICAL LIGHTWEIGHT
LEONARD COHEN
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
HALF-ASSED HISTRIONICS
MURDER CITY DEVILS
by Chris Letcher
NASTY NOT NICE
THE BEASTIE BOYS
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
LOW-RENT BEATLES
OASIS
by Everett True
CASH-IN CROONERS
BLONDIE
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
MOUTH FULL OF SHIT
BOB DYLAN
by Melody Moss
PUNK SUCKS!
THE MISFITS
by Kathleen Wilson
TRAGIC WASTE
BOB MARLEY
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
FASCIST BULLY
HENRY ROLLINS
by Lois Maffeo
COAT-TAIL RIDER
STING
by Adam Heimlich
JUNGLE/ DRUM 'N' BASS
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
NO CLOTHES
SLEATER-KINNEY
by Elizabeth Harler
COUNTRY BUMPKINS
BLUR
by Everett True
SOULLESS DIVA
LAURYN HILL
by Everett True
BLEARY CRYBABY
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
by Min Liao
MARKETING FOR MORONS
KISS
by Katherine Copeland
'80s HITS
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
ASSHOLE WITH ATTITUDE
FRANK SINATRA
by Nathan Thornburgh
RADIOHEAD
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
HATE HAIKU FOR LENNY KRAVITZ
by David Schmader
HEAD CASES
SUEDE
by Everett True
IDLE CHATTER
BILLIE HOLIDAY
by Traci Vogel
JUNKIE JERK-OFFS
THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
by Bradley Steinbacher
GRUMPY OLD MEN
THE ROLLING STONES
by Philip Guichard
JOHNNY CASH
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
VAUDEVILLE VALET
BUSTA RHYMES
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
LITTLE ORPHAN ANI
ANI DiFRNCO
by MC Man-O-Shewitz
TYLENOL TALENT
DIAMANDA GALAS
by Melody Moss
STUPID BLOODY STUPID!!
U2
by MC Man-O-Shewitz