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2011
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Jan. 6
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 6 - 12, 2011
Vol. 20, No. 18
Savage Love
No Choke
by Dan Savage
New Column!
New Year, New You!
Film/TV
Country Strong
: Painfully Weak
by Bethany Jean Clement
Somewhere
: Driving in circles. Literally.
by Lindy West
Concessions
Casino Jack
by Lindy West
Blue Valentine
: Not Just Another Doomed Relationship
by Paul Constant
Every Man for Himself
: Godard Shows the Dark Side of Cooperation
by Charles Mudede
Laura
: Preminger's Noir Classic
by Charles Mudede
I, Anonymous
Sorry for the Tsunami of Poo
by Anonymous
Music
Last Year's Mixtape
A Concise Review of 2010's Best Local Releases
by Dave Segal
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
It's a Hit
Glee
's Take on Train's "Hey, Soul Sister"
by Michaelangelo Matos
Data Breaker
Pop Surgery, Illum Sphere
by Dave Segal
My Philosphy
Brothers from Another's Charming
Two Weeks Vacation
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Underage
Resolutions for the New Year
by Megan Seling
Sound Check
Jaytram and Prefuse 73 Rework Epstein
by Trent Moorman
Poster of the Week
Poster by Ben Todd
by Aaron Huffman
The Homosexual Agenda
The Gleek Sing-Along and
A Queer for All Seasons
by Adrian Ryan
Party Crasher
Focusing on the Family
by Anna Minard
Books
Make Me a Woman
The Hunger Games
Defeats Twilight’s Heartthrob Vampires in Hand-to-Hand Combat
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Matt's Meats
What You'll Find at the Sign of the Pig
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Corruption, Violence, and Doom
The Mystery of the Tainted Cocaine, Part IV: Drug Prohibition, Human Suffering, and How One Act of Congress 100 Years Ago Set Us on a Global Road to Hell
by Brendan Kiley
News
Toxic, Cramped, and Falling Apart
Inside the Decaying Juvenile Court That One Judge Is Trying to Save
by Cienna Madrid
Metro's Ban on Political Bus Ads?
It's Illegal, Says ACLU
by Cienna Madrid
Legislators Leave McGinn Hanging
What They'll Fight For Instead of What He Wants Them to Fight For
by Eli Sanders
I Love Television
Lose the Cape!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dear Science
How Long Can a Water Molecule Last?
Maakies
by Tony Millionaire
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Slog
Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Dummys
by Kelly O
Am I a Disgruntled Factory Worker Who Hates Rich People?
by Lindy West
Williams Inquest Day Two: No Witnesses Report Aggressive Behavior From Williams
by Cienna Madrid
New High Score For Child's Play
by The Stranger Testing Department
I Sat Through Eight Hours of Inquest Hearing So You Didn't Have To
by Cienna Madrid
Snow, But Not Much
by Bethany Jean Clement
When a Man in Yakima Threatened to Shoot Sen. Patty Murray in the Head, Guess Who He Sounded Like?
by Eli Sanders
Pii
by The Stranger Testing Department
Lunchtime Quickie: God Still Hates Fags, Now Also Applauds Shooting of Gabrielle Giffords
by Kelly O
Property and Fossils
by Charles Mudede
Can Dorsol Plants Win with a Name Like "Dorsol Plants"?
by Dominic Holden
Gun-Crazy Country
by Charles Mudede
BREAKING: Pot Sues Kettle!
by Goldy
Seattle School District Says it has a Plan to Tackle Overcrowding
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Local Author Writes in the
New York Times
About Preparing for Losing Her Virginity
by Paul Constant
Today in Douchebags
by Dan Savage
Moby Dickinson
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: Your Outer Dan Savage Disapproves
by Dan Savage
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!
by Bethany Jean Clement
An American Hero
by Dan Savage
Palin: She Can Scrub, But She Can't Hide
by Dan Savage
Because He Did So Well Last Time
by Paul Constant
In All Fairness to Alan Grayson
by Dan Savage
Supreme Court Justice Charlie Wiggins
by Eli Sanders
The Morning News
by David Schmader
The Morning News
by David Schmader
Where the Big Bookseller Chains Stand Right Now
by Paul Constant
Thunderstorms Send Antimatter into Space
by Charles Mudede
What They Said
by Dan Savage
Screaming Birther Disrupts Reading of Constitution in the House
by Paul Constant
Required Viewing: Bill Maher on AC360
by Dan Savage
Dueling Boehners
by Paul Constant
Lucky Headline Writer Gets to Write the Headline "Urinal Explosion Evacuates Tacoma High School"
by Christopher Frizzelle
Gun-Crazy Country
by Charles Mudede
What's for Brunch?
by Bethany Jean Clement
Stupid, Stupid Baby: "Chicken" and "Noodle" are NOT Funny!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Loughner Linked to Anti-Semitic Hate Group?
by Eli Sanders
Senate Majority Leader Says Seattle Responsible for Cost Overruns on Tunnel
by Dominic Holden
SL Letter of the Day: The Best Revenge Is Living Well (Second Best: Pounding Your Bully's Ass)
by Dan Savage
Sarah Palin Crawls Out From Under Her Rock...
by Dan Savage
Criminally Minded
by Charles Mudede
Re: How to Help Change the Terms of the Drug War
by Dominic Holden
Paula Deen's English Peas
by Bethany Jean Clement
Long After WaMu
by Charles Mudede
This Is a Trailer for
The Simpsons—The XXX Parody
by Paul Constant
It's A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Free Music and Mustache Fests
by David Trujillo
Mugshot of the Day
by Dan Savage
So Much Trouble in the World
by Charles Mudede
Qwest Field on Beergate: Oops! You Got Us. We Served You Too Much Beer.
by Paul Constant
Lily Tomlin Is God
by David Schmader
Hey, Saints Fans, Have You Seen Deez?
by Brian Geoghagan
NASA Names the Most and Least Realistic Science Fiction Films Ever Made
by Lindy West
Is the Police Union Bluffing?
by Dominic Holden
Doom
by Bethany Jean Clement
The People's Choice...
by Dan Savage
iPhone Coming to Verizon February 10
by Anthony Hecht
A Seattle Vigil for the Tucson Victims
by Eli Sanders
I Love a Cordial Invitation
by Eli Sanders
THE GREEN LIGHT IS FLYING AT MY FACE!!!!
by David Schmader
Those Bono Glasses...
by Charles Mudede
Photographs from the John T. Williams Inquest Hearing
by Cienna Madrid
Was Jared Loughner Mentally Ill or Politically Influenced?
by Eli Sanders
"Country Strong": Painfully Weak
by Bethany Jean Clement
Stella Chao Leaves Dept. of Neighborhoods
by Dominic Holden
The Politics of Jared Loughner
by Eli Sanders
Currently Hanging
: Carolina Silva
by Jen Graves
Rep. Santos Pleads Guilty to DUI
by Eli Sanders
Air Traffic Report
by Dan Savage
Today, the Constitution Will Be Read in Congress
by Eli Sanders
The Vampirism of Big Bad Banks
by Charles Mudede
Politics and the Shooting
by Paul Constant
Love Letter to Matt Luby
by Dominic Holden
Dave Hernandez Added to the Line-Up Tonight at the Reading Party!!
by Christopher Frizzelle
The Trouble With the Right Is...
by Jen Graves
Reefer Madness
by Dan Savage
"Widespread, Significant Snow Event" on the Way?
by Bethany Jean Clement
Empire of Sameness: Humans or Penguins
by Charles Mudede
Lunchtime Quickie: Sex On The Brain At Work Much?
by Kelly O
Uh, Gawker, I Think You Meant Salmon-Infested Forests Packed with Programmers and Fishermen
by Dominic Holden
I'm Taking My Ferry System and Going Home!
by Goldy
Snow!
by Eli Sanders
The Vaccine - Autism Connection? An Elaborate Fraud.
by Jonathan Golob
Elway Poll: 71 Percent of WA Voters Are Total Fucking Idiots
by Goldy
January's (Unofficial) Slog Happy Is Thursday!
by Megan Seling
Rhetoric Has Consequences
by Goldy
Parking Rates Changes Coming in February
by Cienna Madrid
Hanford Nuclear Artist James L. Acord Died Saturday
by Jen Graves
Palin Deletes Comments Critical of Palin, Leaves Up Comment Celebrating Death of a Child
by Dan Savage
Signs of Progress
by Dan Savage
Sarah Palin
by Dan Savage
The Censorship Complex: Reminder About Sunday
by Jen Graves
Lunchtime Quickie: FINALLY! All The Mass Bird Deaths Explained!
by Kelly O
Another Edition of Sexy Star Wars Junk
by Mary P. Traverse
Do You Remember What You Were Doing When You Heard That Ricky Martin Had Come Out?
by Dan Savage
Assholes
by Dan Savage
Amazon's App Store
by Anthony Hecht
The State of the State Is ________ ?
by Eli Sanders
We Am Not Number-1 Most Littrate Sitty No Mo :(
by Paul Constant
Live Video of President Obama Talking About the Shooting
by Paul Constant
On the Intersection of
Black Swan
and
Showgirls
by David Schmader
It Gets Better: Microsoft Employees
by Dan Savage
Snow!
by Bethany Jean Clement
Is Will in Seattle About to Lose His Power Base?
by Eli Sanders
The Best Documentary About a Comic Book Writer You Will See in Seattle in January (Probably)
by Paul Constant
How Do You Not Call This Violent Rhetoric?
by Paul Constant
"The Most Dangerous Idea of 2011"
by Steve Breaux
Stop Being So Goddamn Lazy!
by Megan Seling
Tunnel a "Done Deal"? Good One.
by Dominic Holden
Matt's Meats: A Review of Locosho
by Bethany Jean Clement
Have You Read the Last Piece in Brendan Kiley's Series on the Secrets of the Drug Trade?
by Christopher Frizzelle
What Happened to Saigon Vietnam Deli?
by Charles Mudede
Dave Hernandez, Sean Nelson, and Jason Finn File Book Reports about the Books They Read at the Reading Party Last Week
by Christopher Frizzelle
A Pakistani Hero
by Brendan Kiley
Comments on Sarah Palin's Facebook Page
by Dan Savage
Now Closed: Vessel, the Beacon Pub, Rizzo's, and More
by Bethany Jean Clement
"My wife is 6-foot-3 and weighs 300 pounds. If there is somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it. I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to."
by Dan Savage
Light Sunday Reading
by Dominic Holden
I Really Think You Should Go See
Black Swan
on the Big Screen
by David Schmader
Atheists Are Fat
by Dan Savage
#BlamePalin
by Dominic Holden
Comic Book Writer Fight!
by Paul Constant
America, You Can't Have Everything!
by Charles Mudede
"If you cut corners on asbestos removal to save money, we will pursue and prosecute you."
by Dominic Holden
The Stranger's New Music Editor Is...
by Christopher Frizzelle
Day Two Wrap Up: Officer Ian Birk Testifies on Williams Shooting
by Cienna Madrid
Sen. Scott White Leads the Pack in Pre-Filed Bills
by Eli Sanders
Flesh Muppet Is Watching You
by Jesse Vernon
The Morning News
by David Schmader
Giffords Discusses Threats on MSNBC Last March
by Dan Savage
Man Gets Justin Bieber Tattoo on His Thigh
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Palin Panics
by Dan Savage
Against Parents 1 and 2
by Paul Constant
100 Shows For Haiti, One Big Worldwide, 10-Day-Long Benefit Show, Starts Today
by Megan Seling
China Is Getting All Stealthy
by Charles Mudede
Whiting Tennis Wins a Joan Mitchell
by Jen Graves
In Which I Finally Read
The Hunger Games
by Paul Constant
Group Says It Has Enough Signatures to Run Tunnel Inititative
by Dominic Holden
In Which Goldy Puts a Number on the Actual Amount of "Waste and Fraud" in State Government
by Goldy
Please Stop Writing About Real-Life Superheroes
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: Lady Seeking Ladies
by Dan Savage
What Your City Council Wants to Do With Its Year (If You Live in Seattle)
by Dominic Holden
Meanwhile In Arizona, GOP Paradise
by Dan Savage
Teach the Controversy
by Goldy
Government Subpoenas WikiLeaks Twitter Accounts
by Anthony Hecht
Snack Time at
The Stranger
by Cienna Madrid
Off to the Council Races!
by Dominic Holden
The Sex Play of Spiders
by Charles Mudede
The State of Being Alive
by Charles Mudede
One of Our Glenn Becks Is Missing...
by Paul Constant
There Are Lots of Images Like This Online
by Dan Savage
Cease! Desist!
by Jen Graves
SL Letter of the Day: Asshole Boyfriend Not Interested in Boyfriend's Asshole
by Dan Savage
Now Open: Revel, Thai Curry Simple II, Shawn Kemp's New Lounge, and Tons More!
by Bethany Jean Clement
Glenn Beckwatch
: As Sarah Palin Goes, So Goes the Nation
by Paul Constant
President Leads Moment of Silence for Arizona Shooting Victims
by Dan Savage
Congresswoman Shot in Arizona
by Paul Constant
Of Penis-Enhancing Underpants and Freak Belly Buttons
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Since Nobody Else Seems to Want to Go There...
by Goldy
Playing With Fire
by The Stranger Testing Department
Columbia City Cinema "Not Out of the Woods Yet"
by Lindy West
O They Will Know We Are Christians...
by Dan Savage
It Gets Better: Rebecca Drysdale
by Dan Savage
The Best
Cosby Show
GIFs!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Year's
Primary Colors
?
by Paul Constant
The New Yorker
Drops the Ball on E-Books, Ladies
by Paul Constant
Superhero Fails
by Paul Constant
The Return of Scott and Andy at Laff Hole Tonight
by Lindy West
Jared Lee Loughner and the Dream of Pure Evil
by Charles Mudede
No False Equivalencies
by Dan Savage
Vigilante Justice or Narco Hit? It Doesn't Really Matter.
by Brendan Kiley
Re: Superheroes
by Gillian Anderson
Marshawn Lynch Runs, Seahawks Win
by Anthony Hecht
Think You Can Balance the State Budget Better Than Me? (Or State Legislators?)
by Eli Sanders
Preaching the Prosperity Gospel—Or, Running a Tax-Exempt Pyramid Scheme That Never Collapses Because You Never Have To Pay Back Your "Investors"
by Dan Savage
Evidence That the Answer to Gun Violence Is Not More Guns
by Eli Sanders
What Triggers a Bonobo Orgy?
by Charles Mudede
Trouble Every Day for Palin
by Charles Mudede
Anonymous on the Internet No More?
by Paul Constant
Women Can Castrate Men With Their Tears!
by Dan Savage
What's With Governor Gregoire Sounding Like Tim Eyman?
by Eli Sanders
It's New Starbucks Logo Day!
by Anthony Hecht
Dear City Council: You Have the State by the Nuts. Won't You Please Give Them a Squeeze?
by Dominic Holden
Tweet of the Day
by Dan Savage
SL Letter of the Day: Start With George Clooney... Finish With Creepy Dad...
by Dan Savage
Roy's BBQ Closes Forever After Tomorrow
by Bethany Jean Clement
Today in WTF!?!: The Seahawks Are Leading the Saints in the Third Quarter
by Grant Brissey
Art Show Trailers: Best Idea of 2011
by Jen Graves
If You're Looking for More Positive DIY Dildo News...
by Paul Constant
Traffic Report
by Grant Brissey
The Morning News
by David Schmader
How to Help Change the Terms of the Drug War
by Brendan Kiley
He Is about to Kill Lots of People...
by Charles Mudede
Hugo House Cuts Budget, Changes Personnel
by Paul Constant
Dorn Questions Gregoire's Proposal for a Unified Dept. of Education
by Riya Bhattacharjee
Bristol Palin Calls Out Sarah Palin on Twitter
by Paul Constant
Howard Kurtz...
by Dan Savage
Because What This Place Really Needs Is Another Horse's Ass
by Dominic Holden
Jewish Leaders Ask Dow Constantine to Reinstate Anti-Israel Bus Ads
by Cienna Madrid
Today in the Cycle of Life
by David Schmader
Smells Like a Cliche
by Paul Constant
Prick Presents Ex-Girlfriend With Pipe Bomb Dildo
by Dan Savage
Neighbors Try to Cut Off Third Day of Capitol Hill Block Party
by Dominic Holden
Study Showing Link Between Autism and Vaccines "An Elaborate Fraud"
by Anthony Hecht
The Morning News
by David Schmader
For Your Consideration...
Cool Dog
!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
RE: The Shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords
by Goldy
Council Will Pay Consultant to Analyze Traffic Diversion Caused by Tunnel
by Dominic Holden
Congressman Jim McDermott, a Former Psychiatrist, Talks About Jared Loughner and the Arizona Shooting
by Eli Sanders
A Premeditated Assassination
by Eli Sanders
"Hold it, CALL THE COPS!"
by Paul Constant
We Don't Allow Gay-Straight Student Alliances At Our Schools Because Vulnerable Gay Teenagers...
by Dan Savage
Currently Hanging
on the Streets of San Francisco
by Paul Constant
Youth-Sponsored Police Forum on Jan 12
by Cienna Madrid
Gregoire's State of the State Address
by Eli Sanders
The Daily Show
Explains the Facebook/Goldman Sachs Problem
by Paul Constant
Those Inexplicable Tides
by Dan Savage
Judge Upholds Top-Two Primary
by Dominic Holden
The Stranger
Will Sponsor a Police Accountability Forum on Feb. 3
by Dominic Holden
What He Said
by Dan Savage
A Serious Problem for the NFL to Address
by Charles Mudede
"My Final Thoughts: Jared Lee Loughner"
by Paul Constant
Our State Is $4.6 Billion in the Hole. How About Not Digging a Multibillion Dollar Hole Under Downtown Seattle?
by Eli Sanders
Tom DeLay Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison
by Paul Constant
Just Sitting Around This Gray Sunday?
by Jen Graves
If You're Going to Soften
Huckleberry Finn
...
by Paul Constant
The Heartbreak of Lowered Expectations: Boehner Edition
by Paul Constant
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money
by Chicago Fan
New Starbucks Logo: CONDEMN OR ALLOW??
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sneak Preview of the Cover of
The Stranger
This Week, Created by Dan Savage and Aaron Huffman
by Christopher Frizzelle
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 221
by Dan Savage
Suggests
Siddhartha Mukherjee
by Paul Constant
Oysters!
by Bethany Jean Clement
'Black Swan'
by David Schmader
Drinking Liberally
by Cienna Madrid
'Hit the North'
by Jen Graves
Eprom, Take
by Dave Segal
Hail to the Sandwich District
by Paul Constant
Teengirl Fantasy, Pictureplane, U.S.F.
by Eric Grandy
Underworld
by Kaz