Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 6 - 12, 2011

Vol. 20, No. 18

Savage Love

No Choke

New Column!

I, Anonymous

Music

Last Year's Mixtape

A Concise Review of 2010's Best Local Releases

Up & Coming

This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties

It's a Hit

Glee's Take on Train's "Hey, Soul Sister"

Data Breaker

Pop Surgery, Illum Sphere

My Philosphy

Brothers from Another's Charming Two Weeks Vacation

Underage

Resolutions for the New Year

Sound Check

Jaytram and Prefuse 73 Rework Epstein

Poster of the Week

Poster by Ben Todd

The Homosexual Agenda

The Gleek Sing-Along and A Queer for All Seasons

Party Crasher

Focusing on the Family

Books

Make Me a Woman

The Hunger Games Defeats Twilight’s Heartthrob Vampires in Hand-to-Hand Combat

Food & Drink

Matt's Meats

What You'll Find at the Sign of the Pig

Features

Corruption, Violence, and Doom

The Mystery of the Tainted Cocaine, Part IV: Drug Prohibition, Human Suffering, and How One Act of Congress 100 Years Ago Set Us on a Global Road to Hell

News

Toxic, Cramped, and Falling Apart

Inside the Decaying Juvenile Court That One Judge Is Trying to Save

Metro's Ban on Political Bus Ads?

It's Illegal, Says ACLU

Legislators Leave McGinn Hanging

What They'll Fight For Instead of What He Wants Them to Fight For

I Love Television

Lose the Cape!

Maakies

Last Days

The Week in Review

Slog

Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Dummys

Am I a Disgruntled Factory Worker Who Hates Rich People?

Williams Inquest Day Two: No Witnesses Report Aggressive Behavior From Williams

New High Score For Child's Play

I Sat Through Eight Hours of Inquest Hearing So You Didn't Have To

Snow, But Not Much

When a Man in Yakima Threatened to Shoot Sen. Patty Murray in the Head, Guess Who He Sounded Like?

Pii

Lunchtime Quickie: God Still Hates Fags, Now Also Applauds Shooting of Gabrielle Giffords

Property and Fossils

Can Dorsol Plants Win with a Name Like "Dorsol Plants"?

Gun-Crazy Country

BREAKING: Pot Sues Kettle!

Seattle School District Says it has a Plan to Tackle Overcrowding

Local Author Writes in the New York Times About Preparing for Losing Her Virginity

Today in Douchebags

Moby Dickinson

SL Letter of the Day: Your Outer Dan Savage Disapproves

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!

An American Hero

Palin: She Can Scrub, But She Can't Hide

Because He Did So Well Last Time

In All Fairness to Alan Grayson

Supreme Court Justice Charlie Wiggins

The Morning News

The Morning News

Where the Big Bookseller Chains Stand Right Now

Thunderstorms Send Antimatter into Space

What They Said

Screaming Birther Disrupts Reading of Constitution in the House

Required Viewing: Bill Maher on AC360

Dueling Boehners

Lucky Headline Writer Gets to Write the Headline "Urinal Explosion Evacuates Tacoma High School"

Gun-Crazy Country

What's for Brunch?

Stupid, Stupid Baby: "Chicken" and "Noodle" are NOT Funny!

Loughner Linked to Anti-Semitic Hate Group?

Senate Majority Leader Says Seattle Responsible for Cost Overruns on Tunnel

SL Letter of the Day: The Best Revenge Is Living Well (Second Best: Pounding Your Bully's Ass)

Sarah Palin Crawls Out From Under Her Rock...

Criminally Minded

Re: How to Help Change the Terms of the Drug War

Paula Deen's English Peas

Long After WaMu

This Is a Trailer for The Simpsons—The XXX Parody

It's A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Free Music and Mustache Fests

Mugshot of the Day

So Much Trouble in the World

Qwest Field on Beergate: Oops! You Got Us. We Served You Too Much Beer.

Lily Tomlin Is God

Hey, Saints Fans, Have You Seen Deez?

NASA Names the Most and Least Realistic Science Fiction Films Ever Made

Is the Police Union Bluffing?

Doom

The People's Choice...

iPhone Coming to Verizon February 10

A Seattle Vigil for the Tucson Victims

I Love a Cordial Invitation

THE GREEN LIGHT IS FLYING AT MY FACE!!!!

Those Bono Glasses...

Photographs from the John T. Williams Inquest Hearing

Was Jared Loughner Mentally Ill or Politically Influenced?

"Country Strong": Painfully Weak

Stella Chao Leaves Dept. of Neighborhoods

The Politics of Jared Loughner

Currently Hanging: Carolina Silva

Rep. Santos Pleads Guilty to DUI

Air Traffic Report

Today, the Constitution Will Be Read in Congress

The Vampirism of Big Bad Banks

Politics and the Shooting

Love Letter to Matt Luby

Dave Hernandez Added to the Line-Up Tonight at the Reading Party!!

The Trouble With the Right Is...

Reefer Madness

"Widespread, Significant Snow Event" on the Way?

Empire of Sameness: Humans or Penguins

Lunchtime Quickie: Sex On The Brain At Work Much?

Uh, Gawker, I Think You Meant Salmon-Infested Forests Packed with Programmers and Fishermen

I'm Taking My Ferry System and Going Home!

Snow!

The Vaccine - Autism Connection? An Elaborate Fraud.

Elway Poll: 71 Percent of WA Voters Are Total Fucking Idiots

January's (Unofficial) Slog Happy Is Thursday!

Rhetoric Has Consequences

Parking Rates Changes Coming in February

Hanford Nuclear Artist James L. Acord Died Saturday

Palin Deletes Comments Critical of Palin, Leaves Up Comment Celebrating Death of a Child

Signs of Progress

Sarah Palin

The Censorship Complex: Reminder About Sunday

Lunchtime Quickie: FINALLY! All The Mass Bird Deaths Explained!

Another Edition of Sexy Star Wars Junk

Do You Remember What You Were Doing When You Heard That Ricky Martin Had Come Out?

Assholes

Amazon's App Store

The State of the State Is ________ ?

We Am Not Number-1 Most Littrate Sitty No Mo :(

Live Video of President Obama Talking About the Shooting

On the Intersection of Black Swan and Showgirls

It Gets Better: Microsoft Employees

Snow!

Is Will in Seattle About to Lose His Power Base?

The Best Documentary About a Comic Book Writer You Will See in Seattle in January (Probably)

How Do You Not Call This Violent Rhetoric?

"The Most Dangerous Idea of 2011"

Stop Being So Goddamn Lazy!

Tunnel a "Done Deal"? Good One.

Matt's Meats: A Review of Locosho

Have You Read the Last Piece in Brendan Kiley's Series on the Secrets of the Drug Trade?

What Happened to Saigon Vietnam Deli?

Dave Hernandez, Sean Nelson, and Jason Finn File Book Reports about the Books They Read at the Reading Party Last Week

A Pakistani Hero

Comments on Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

Now Closed: Vessel, the Beacon Pub, Rizzo's, and More

"My wife is 6-foot-3 and weighs 300 pounds. If there is somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it. I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to."

Light Sunday Reading

I Really Think You Should Go See Black Swan on the Big Screen

Atheists Are Fat

#BlamePalin

Comic Book Writer Fight!

America, You Can't Have Everything!

"If you cut corners on asbestos removal to save money, we will pursue and prosecute you."

The Stranger's New Music Editor Is...

Day Two Wrap Up: Officer Ian Birk Testifies on Williams Shooting

Sen. Scott White Leads the Pack in Pre-Filed Bills

Flesh Muppet Is Watching You

The Morning News

Giffords Discusses Threats on MSNBC Last March

Man Gets Justin Bieber Tattoo on His Thigh

Palin Panics

Against Parents 1 and 2

100 Shows For Haiti, One Big Worldwide, 10-Day-Long Benefit Show, Starts Today

China Is Getting All Stealthy

Whiting Tennis Wins a Joan Mitchell

In Which I Finally Read The Hunger Games

Group Says It Has Enough Signatures to Run Tunnel Inititative

In Which Goldy Puts a Number on the Actual Amount of "Waste and Fraud" in State Government

Please Stop Writing About Real-Life Superheroes

SL Letter of the Day: Lady Seeking Ladies

What Your City Council Wants to Do With Its Year (If You Live in Seattle)

Meanwhile In Arizona, GOP Paradise

Teach the Controversy

Government Subpoenas WikiLeaks Twitter Accounts

Snack Time at The Stranger

Off to the Council Races!

The Sex Play of Spiders

The State of Being Alive

One of Our Glenn Becks Is Missing...

There Are Lots of Images Like This Online

Cease! Desist!

SL Letter of the Day: Asshole Boyfriend Not Interested in Boyfriend's Asshole

Now Open: Revel, Thai Curry Simple II, Shawn Kemp's New Lounge, and Tons More!

Glenn Beckwatch: As Sarah Palin Goes, So Goes the Nation

President Leads Moment of Silence for Arizona Shooting Victims

Congresswoman Shot in Arizona

Of Penis-Enhancing Underpants and Freak Belly Buttons

Since Nobody Else Seems to Want to Go There...

Playing With Fire

Columbia City Cinema "Not Out of the Woods Yet"

O They Will Know We Are Christians...

It Gets Better: Rebecca Drysdale

The Best Cosby Show GIFs!

This Year's Primary Colors?

The New Yorker Drops the Ball on E-Books, Ladies

Superhero Fails

The Return of Scott and Andy at Laff Hole Tonight

Jared Lee Loughner and the Dream of Pure Evil

No False Equivalencies

Vigilante Justice or Narco Hit? It Doesn't Really Matter.

Re: Superheroes

Marshawn Lynch Runs, Seahawks Win

Think You Can Balance the State Budget Better Than Me? (Or State Legislators?)

Preaching the Prosperity Gospel—Or, Running a Tax-Exempt Pyramid Scheme That Never Collapses Because You Never Have To Pay Back Your "Investors"

Evidence That the Answer to Gun Violence Is Not More Guns

What Triggers a Bonobo Orgy?

Trouble Every Day for Palin

Anonymous on the Internet No More?

Women Can Castrate Men With Their Tears!

What's With Governor Gregoire Sounding Like Tim Eyman?

It's New Starbucks Logo Day!

Dear City Council: You Have the State by the Nuts. Won't You Please Give Them a Squeeze?

Tweet of the Day

SL Letter of the Day: Start With George Clooney... Finish With Creepy Dad...

Roy's BBQ Closes Forever After Tomorrow

Today in WTF!?!: The Seahawks Are Leading the Saints in the Third Quarter

Art Show Trailers: Best Idea of 2011

If You're Looking for More Positive DIY Dildo News...

Traffic Report

The Morning News

How to Help Change the Terms of the Drug War

He Is about to Kill Lots of People...

Hugo House Cuts Budget, Changes Personnel

Dorn Questions Gregoire's Proposal for a Unified Dept. of Education

Bristol Palin Calls Out Sarah Palin on Twitter

Howard Kurtz...

Because What This Place Really Needs Is Another Horse's Ass

Jewish Leaders Ask Dow Constantine to Reinstate Anti-Israel Bus Ads

Today in the Cycle of Life

Smells Like a Cliche

Prick Presents Ex-Girlfriend With Pipe Bomb Dildo

Neighbors Try to Cut Off Third Day of Capitol Hill Block Party

Study Showing Link Between Autism and Vaccines "An Elaborate Fraud"

The Morning News

For Your Consideration... Cool Dog!

RE: The Shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords

Council Will Pay Consultant to Analyze Traffic Diversion Caused by Tunnel

Congressman Jim McDermott, a Former Psychiatrist, Talks About Jared Loughner and the Arizona Shooting

A Premeditated Assassination

"Hold it, CALL THE COPS!"

We Don't Allow Gay-Straight Student Alliances At Our Schools Because Vulnerable Gay Teenagers...

Currently Hanging on the Streets of San Francisco

Youth-Sponsored Police Forum on Jan 12

Gregoire's State of the State Address

The Daily Show Explains the Facebook/Goldman Sachs Problem

Those Inexplicable Tides

Judge Upholds Top-Two Primary

The Stranger Will Sponsor a Police Accountability Forum on Feb. 3

What He Said

A Serious Problem for the NFL to Address

"My Final Thoughts: Jared Lee Loughner"

Our State Is $4.6 Billion in the Hole. How About Not Digging a Multibillion Dollar Hole Under Downtown Seattle?

Tom DeLay Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison

Just Sitting Around This Gray Sunday?

If You're Going to Soften Huckleberry Finn...

The Heartbreak of Lowered Expectations: Boehner Edition

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money

New Starbucks Logo: CONDEMN OR ALLOW??

Sneak Preview of the Cover of The Stranger This Week, Created by Dan Savage and Aaron Huffman

Podcasts

Savage Love Episode 221

Suggests

Siddhartha Mukherjee

Oysters!

'Black Swan'

Drinking Liberally

'Hit the North'

Eprom, Take

Hail to the Sandwich District

Teengirl Fantasy, Pictureplane, U.S.F.

Underworld