Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 13 - 19, 2011

Vol. 20, No. 19

Savage Love

The Crying Game

Film/TV

The Green Hornet: What a Dick!

The Dilemma: Vince Vaughn Is Like Cilantro

And Everything Is Going Fine: Spalding Gray's B-Sides and Rarities

Hiroshima: What the Fuck Is a Job Lottery?

Concessions

Giant Robots Fighting! Girl with Blue Hair Having Feelings! Why Does My Scientist Father Ignore Me? Penguin Reads the Newspaper!

Art House

Daisy Kenyon

Music

Guns and Drums

Jail Weddings Are America's Answer to the Pogues

Biblical Belters

He Whose Ox Is Gored's Name Is Pretty Weird

Dave Segal's Tweets

Seven Days on Dave Segal's Twitter Account

Up & Coming

Lose your notepad every night this week!

Sound Check

Crypts and Their Custom CR-8000

Data Breaker

Techno Stars Saunderson and Stavöstrand Heat and Chill Re-bar

Underage

This Week's All-Ages Action

It's a Hit

A Song to Download this Week

The Homosexual Agenda

Breeders Are the New Fag Hags

My Philosphy

The Hood Internet, Nate Diggity Johnson, JusMoni, and Potluck

Party Crasher

Bowiemas

Poster of the Week

Poster by Sasha Barr

Books

Where's the War At?

In The Strong Man, War Is Language and Language Is Hell

Food & Drink

Our Lady of Vegetarian Indulgence

St. Dames in Columbia City Is Pretty Damn Good

Bar Exam

Showa: Back to the Future

Chow Bio

Julie Malcolm, Owner, Here and There

Features

Killing the Colony

Meet the hundred artists the tunnel bureaucrats don't care about displacing.

Crosshairs and Consequences

The 2012 Presidential Campaign Officially Begins

News

Five Beautiful Ways to Balance the State Budget (and One Ugly One)

A Few Things State Legislators Could Do to Fix Our State's $4.6 Billion Budget Hole, and What They'll Actually Do

What Some Seattle Cops Think the Problem Is

They Think the City's "Socialist" Agenda Has Gone Too Far in Protecting Racial Minorities, Curbing Coarse Language, and Scrutinizing Officers Accused of Misconduct

Maakies

Control Tower

"Real" vs. "Fake" Rape Fantasies

I Love Television

Not My Idol

Last Days

The Week in Review

Slog

Ang Lee Nearly Created a Giant Hulk Robot

Wacky New Venue/Art Space, Fred Wildlife Refuge, Opens Thursday on Capitol Hill

"I Readily Admit I Have Waaaay Too Many Rats"

America, the Rand Paul Way

Today's Dinosaur News

$50,000 a Year to Rot in Hell

Speaking of Knives and Police and the Law

www.rim.jobs

Dino Boneyard!

"When It's Hot Outside I Cook Grilled Cheese on the Street."

And They Did It Without Glocks

You Won't Get Rid of Justice Sanders That Easily!

Monogamy Is Natural

The Morning News

Supreme Court: No, We Won't Hear Your Bigoted Challenge to DC's Gay Marriage Law

California Man Arrested for Allegedly Threatening to Kill Washington Congressman Jim McDermott

Supersize Me II: The Starbucks Incident

The Proposal to Build the Deep-Bore Tunnel

Meatheads Be Warned! The City Is Going After Your Ass Starting Feb. 1

You Can't Divorce Your Siblings

Today's Dinosaur News

Caperin': Derek Tries to Take Over One of Charles Mudede's Beats!

What's a Pressing Issue for Central Washington Legislators?

The Morning News

Good Afternoon, Justin Bieber!

The Long-Overdue Death of the Universal He

Some Seattle Principals Unhappy About Not Getting a Raise

Michelangelo Signorile Attempts to Reason With Palin-Worshipping Moron

The Kindling Effect

Free Tix: And the Winner Is...

Nibbus Maximus

If This is How They Settle Traffic Disputes in Romania...

Adding Insult to Grievous Injury

A Glimpse into What Some Seattle Cops Are Telling Each Other

More Bad News for the Palin

Today's Dinosaur News

The New York Times Laments that Washington State Won't Pick the Number One Most Beautiful Way to Balance Its Budget

Oooohkay... I Guess Some Cats Just Don't Like Justin Bieber

At This Time in 2007, There Were 14 People Running for President

Go Ahead With the Oscar Nom Already for Banksy

What the New Dental Cuts Mean for Our State

Richter in Pioneer Square

Now Playing on a Billboard....in Tucson

The Morning News

Did You Know That Rick Springfield Played Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital

New iPad Rumors and Today in E-Books

Bonus Dinosaur News!

Lunchtime Quickie: The Angry Internet Ginger Wishes You a Happy MLK Day!

Parking Commission Would Study Rate Hikes and Give City Advice

If You Can't Say Something Nice...

The Morning News

Today's Dinosaur News

Betrayed by a Kiss

Situational Pro-Life Ethics

Today in WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ZODIAC'S ALL DIFFERENT NOW?!?

Science? This Time You've Gone Too Far!

Thank God There Is No God...

Meet the Absolute WORST MOM IN THE WORLD

More in "Archival" Gay Photos

Jon Stewart on Sarah Palin: Petty Woman

Save Dolphins!

A Spine Alignment

Today's Dinosaur News*

Well This Puts Everything in Perspective

Art Inspired By Not-Art

Dear Diary

WGBH Call for Submissions

Today's Dinosaur News: Baby Sauropods!

The Morning News

Yellow Pages Publishers Declare War Against Phone Book Ordinance

Good Afternoon, Television!

Day Three Wrap-Up: Video from Responding Officer's Car

Sargent Shriver

You Should Attend The Bushwick Book Club This Sunday

Breathtaking Palin

Did Will in Seattle's Turtleneck Sweater Win Last Night?

Sarah Palin's "Blood Libel" Libel

Today in Justin Bieber

Today's Dinosaur News

Today's Dinosaur News

SL Letter of the Day: A Less Unhappily Married Woman

SL Letter of the Day: Peace On The Side

Happy Fossil Day!

Where was I . . .

Sorry, the City's Parking Study Doesn't Convince Me

It's a Big Day for Movie Superheroes

Glory Be! One Reel Announces Fourth of July Celebration is "Here to Stay"

Bomb Found Along Spokane MLK Parade Route

The Voice Mails of Charles Habermann, the Man Accused of Threatening to Kill Congressman Jim McDermott

Officer Straw Man: It's a Matter of Free Speech

Lance Lundsten: Not a Suicide?

Saving the Best Public Art Agency We Have: 4Culture

I'm One Step Closer to Meeting Martha Stewart

Today's Dinosaur News

When People Say, "Marches and Rallies Don't Do Anything."

Mayor: No "Room in This City" for Cops Opposing Race and Justice Programs

What the World Needs Now Is a Pac-Man Reality TV Show

OMG You Guys MORE Dino News!

Seahawks vs Bears - Non-Cynical Edition

The Final Solution to the Conservative Problem

Today's Dinosaur News

Our Geist

The Unacceptable Mullet at Mullets Sports Bar

Why Really Did the Right Like The Dark Knight?

Lunchtime Quickie: Cwazy Christian Week Continues...

Dorn to Testify That Governor's Proposed Cuts Will Lead to Overcrowded Classrooms

Day Four into Williams Inquest: Civilian Witnesses Say Williams Was Not a Threat

The Hamburger/Murderous Rampage Connection: A Letter to the Editor

Have You Been Following Cienna Madrid's Outstanding Coverage of the Williams Shooting Inquest?

Get Your Ass Off The Couch: Owls, Motherfuckers!

Today's Dinosaur News

Free Tix: The Judgement

Inquest Day Five: Williams's BAC was Twice the Legal Driving Limit

Tonight's Big Reading: Matt Briggs at Ravenna Third Place Books

MOAR Dino News, You Guys!

Morning News

Clear Channel Removes Limbaugh Billboard

Gather Round the Old Mailbag

And the Villains in The Dark Knight Rises Are...

Sarah Palin: Troll

Meet the Men Who Will Redistrict You

Don't Eat the Schnitzel

"Your Japanese '80s Pub"

Calling Ai Weiwei A "Conceptual Artist" Now Seems Twee

Attention, Internet: Mashup, Please?

Today in Diving Board Comedy

Confidential to Students at the University of Maryland

Today's Dinosaur News

...A Good Idea at the Time

Is Washington State Wasting Taxpayer Money on Higher Education?

Required Viewing: The Tea Party's True Colors

Paleontologists Join Conspiracy to Destroy My Childhood

Morning News

Elevating the Discourse: Three Examples of What Needs to Stop

County Health Dept. Lays Off 123 Employees

Seattle Cop Punches a Handcuffed Suspect; Investigation Begins

Black Sunday and Obama's Speech

Joe Lieberman to Retire?

It Is Time to Celebrate Girl Genius

Cascade Bicycle Club Board Resigns After Failed Coup

The Most Beautiful Way to Balance the State Budget

Comment of the Day

It's Been a Weird Rough Stretch of Days

There's an Election in Three Weeks?

Bonus Dinosaur Prehistoric Creature News!*

You Decide if it's Funny!

Constantine Stands By Political Bus Ad Ban

Gun-Crazy Country

Michael Steele Is Out...

Currently Hanging: John Grade

Is SPD's Civilian Oversight Program Effective? Are Changes Being Made to Police Accountability? What's Broken and What's Working at SPD?

Required Viewing: Colbert on Palin

Let's Play Compare and Contrast!

I Just Want One Really Good Scientology Tell-All

It Could Be Much Worse, Library-Lovers...

Satire and Obscenity

Typetrigger Is Open, Ready to Party

Today in Things I Didn't Even Know to Wish For: 3-D Animated Chick Tracts!

She Who Must Not Be Discussed (According to Paul)...

Today's Dinosaur News

Conservative Blogger Confuses Closed Captioning for Evil Liberal Mind Control

Sarah Palin's Next Speech

Week in Review

Dorsol Plants Withdraws from Council Race; Michael Taylor-Judd Steps In

Parking Rates Increase in Nine Neighborhoods; Meters Extend Until 8:00 p.m. in Eight Neighborhoods

Weekend Seminar on Censorship: How Political Can Art Institutions Be?

Brave New World of Genetic Engineering

Obama's Speech at the Arizona Memorial Service

Lunchtime Quickie: Amanda Palmer Makes About Song About NOT Waxing Her Hoo Hoo

I Am An Insane Robot Rogue AI

Colonel Mustard, In the Grocery Store, with the Scissors

McGinn Lets Police Oversight Director's Term Lapse for Eight Months

Season of the Witch

Gay Teenager Bullied At School Commits Suicide, School's Anti-Bullying Program Does Not Cover Anti-Gay Bullying

Today's Dinosaur News

Chris Colfer Wins a Golden Globe...

"Fucking someone who's wearing your high-school track hoodie is pretty damn weird."

Seattle Memorial Tonight for Tucson Victims

Sad All Around

Sebelius and Gregoire Speak Out Against Health Care Repeal Efforts

Your Star Wars Flotsam of the Day

Mad Rad, Champagne Champagne, and Trent Moorman Pulled Over and Searched By Drug Hounds

Anti-Gay Religious Attitudes Create Gay Families

SAM Is Open Until Midnight Tomorrow Through Monday

Did You Know the Daughter of the Man Who Invented Spaghetti-Os Owns and Operates a Seattle Food Truck?

Seattle Public Schools Cancels All After-School Activities Today

The Guardian: "City Sponsored Racial Profiling?"

"You can't even write racial abuse in excrement on someone's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat."

Glenn Beckwatch: But How Does He Feel About Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark?

The SECB Endorses: Will in Seattle's Turtleneck Sweater

Bonus Dinosaur News!

The Men Who Paved Martin Luther King Way

Blind Date with Picasso

Online Comic Book Retailer on Giffords Shooting: "1 down, 534 to go."

Today in Lame Conservative Arguments

Williams Inquest, Day Six: Williams's Knife Had Faulty Lock

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey vs. American Idol

Today the Stranger Suggests

Mid-season form!

Five Beautiful Ways to Balance the State Budget (and One Ugly One)

Nietzsche and Loughner

Williams Inquest, Day 1: Supporters Pray Officer Faces Charges for Manslaughter or Murder

The Obama Straddle

Reince Priebus Is the New RNC Chairman

Too Soon?

White House Music!

Last Week's T-Rex News

We'll Dump 'Em But We Won't Pick 'Em Up

Lunchtime Quickie: The Importance of Anal Breathing

Flickr Photo of the Day

Traffic Report

Natalie Portman Totally Thinks I'm Hilarious

Tiny Solar-Powered Cinema

Born This Way

Government Takes Jackass Teabaggy Comic Book Retailer's Guns Away

Hey, Gamers...

Name This Band: Special Band-Album Cover Combo Edition!

Dorn Says He was OK with Eliminating State Schools Chief Position When He Ran for Office, But Not Anymore

Today in the History of American Imperialism

Walmart Has Everything a Killer Needs

The Twilight of the Goodtimes

Today's Dinosaur News

Life

Do You Hate Sarah Palin Because of Her Record, Policies, Rhetoric... Or Is It...

Today's Dinosaur News

Glenn Beckwatch: "Comedy is comedy."

Crime and the Youth of Today

Stop the Child Sex Trade in Seattle

Day Three: Birk Defied Training, Never Warned Williams He Would Shoot

New Study Suggests Comic Sans Is Good For You

Dang It...

The 2012 Presidential Race (Officially) Begins

I Don't Care What Anyone Says, Ricky Gervais Is My Hero

Today's Dinosaur News

This Librarian Needs a Merch Table

You Should Eat Something Delicious This Weekend!

Day Five: Cop Says Closed Knives Are Grounds for Shooting

Today in Dinosaur News: Tiny Tyrannosaurs!

Seahawks vs. Bears - It's Over Already

I Am Still a Fish, You Are Still a Whatever, Astrology Is Still Probably Made Up But WHO CARES BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING FISH AND THAT'S THAT

First Photo of Andrew Garfield as Spiderman

As a Pole-Smoking Faggot...

Gun-Crazy Country

Breaking News...

Today in People Noticing Things

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Vigil Planned for Missing West Seattle Man and Allegedly Gay Scam Artist Terrorizes U-District

Artificial Intelligence Wins Jeopardy!

This Week in Film: The Green Hornet and The Dilemma

SL Letter of the Day: In a Word

And Now a Little Something for the Ladies

Today's Dinosaur News

. ? Or . ?

City Hits Back Against Yellow Pages Companies in Federal Court

More Required Viewing: Jon Stewart on Criticism of Tucson Memorial Service

I Can't Believe I Haven't Posted This Important Dinosaur News

"Statement Regarding Zodiac Signs by the Washington State Astrological Association"

Free Tix!!!

Got a Question for Candidates in a Race of National Importance?

Avatar on the Moon

Green Something Seen in Space

End of the Williams Inquest: Williams's Brother Takes the Stand

Picasso: Biggest Show Ever at SAM

"I'd like to dedicate this to the Tea Party and all the patriots."

Podcasts

Savage Love Episode 222

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Wang Huaiqing

'In the Solitude of Cotton Fields'

Charles Leo Gebhardt IV

Expansions X Trust MLK Celebration

Kurt Timmermeister

Andy Kindler

'And Everything Is Going Fine'

'Blue Valentine'

Underworld