Still Spreading

I Am: Ace Ventura, Happiness Detective

Unknown: Liam Neeson Just Killed Someone with a Bunsen Burner!

Hall Pass: Women Have Ovens, Men Have Penises

The Woodmans

This Movie Is Not About a Suicide

Concessions

Fat suits are the only way

Nuremberg: Its Lesson for Today: A Child’s Garden of Atrocities

Drive Angry 3D: All Hail William Fichtner

Your Cone of Stink

Enlightenment Through Suffering

Eight Swans Songs That Make You Feel Better About Your Life

Queen of the Lizards

In the Valley of the 14-Year-Old Hookers

It's a Hit

Singles from Apex Manor, the Death Set, and Destroyer

Up & Coming

Lose your night every night this week!

A Dialogue Between Gucci Mane and His Crazy Triple-Scoop Ice Cream Cone Face Tattoo

New Column!

Where's My Fork?

My Philosophy

Macklemore, Neema and Twista, and Waka Flocka Flame

Data Breaker

Jimmy Edgar's XXX Jams + [a]pendics.shuffle and 2562

Chuckletown, USA

Pop. Jokes

Underage

All-Ages Shows

The Homosexual Agenda

Lisa Dank and Kevin Kauer's Dark Tour

Party Crasher

Abraham Lincoln Brings the Punch

Poster of the Week

Poster by Justin Walsh

Gladiators Eat Fire Don’t Need VHS to Scare You

I Want My Three Pennies Back

One Review and Two Short Previews

For the Week of February 24

In Art News

Overheard

Peaceful Cannons and Free Sandwiches

In Seattle Art, Bigness Is Out and Beta Is In

Pork Belly Pancakes, Duck Meatballs, and Hangover Soup

Fremont's New Grown-up Dining Hall for Korean Food

He's Wrong

King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg Should Not Have Let Killer Cop Ian Birk Off the Hook

Will Tim Eyman Stop at Nothing?

Red-light cameras save lives. So why is Tim Eyman trying to kill them?

Rank and Vile

The Police Union Blames Gotcha Media for Its Own PR Mess

Outing "Lurleen"

LGBT Activists Expose Fellow Gay-Rights Blogger

A Critical Overview of The Stranger

The Sexual Revenge of the Nerds

The FANCY Awards

The Week in Review

Dear Dean Jordan

God on Madison

Do You Need Some Bras or a Paperback Copy of John Stanford's Eyes of Prey?

Could There Be a Less Surprising Headline...

Lunchtime Quickie: Little Boy Burlesque

Um. Wrong Address?

My Cap Hill Brunch Recommendation

Lunchtime Quickie: Wells Fargo "Sucks"?

Me and Tim Together Again

Something Terrible Happened Ten Years Ago Today

Spotted on Broadway

Gay High School Student Bullied By Classmates—And Teacher

Apple Tits Microsoft's Tat

Shorter Friedman

Stupid Heroics or Aiding a Theft?

2012 Candidate Round-Up

Statewide Student Walkout Planned for Tomorrow

Today's Dinosaur News: Terrifying Prehistoric Plant-Creatures!

The Morning After

The Best Thing I Read this Weekend

SPU Faculty Call for a "Rich and Gracious Dialogue" on Sexuality

Lunchtime Quickie: Move Over Charlie Sheen, It's John Galliano's Turn...

Washington Rallies in Support of Wisconsin Workers

What He Said

Still On the Fence About a Woman's Right to Choose?

Wrong Answer... But I Like the Way You Think!

Council Member O'Brien Proposes Legislation to Put Tunnel on Ballot

A Fag Hag Demands Payback

Who Said It: Sheen or Gaddafi?

Pissing Match

A Bill of Rights for E-Book Users

Paul Constant Reviews the Crafty Lizard Wearing Ke$ha's Skin

The Seattle Public Schools: Where Superintendents Go to Die?

Now Is the Time to Celebrate Nancy Pearl

Yet Another Example of Violent Left-Wing Rhetoric

Frank Rich Leaving NYT

My Little Nerd College Made the Sports Pages!!!

Three Cheers for William Fichtner!

Ronald Reagan Defends Wisconsin Workers From Beyond the Grave

I Want Charlie in Charge of Me

iPad 2

And This Is Why You Should've Paid Attention in High School French

What He Said

You Can't Fight City Hall. (Unless, of Course, You Are City Hall)

The Morning News

Why Westerners Are So Full of Shit

Dino Rossi's New Career

HarperCollins Tries to Defend Their Stupid, Stupid Policy of Destroying Library Books

The Republican Primaries Are Already Messed Up

SL Letter of the Day: Lie-Curious

If We Legalize Same-Sex Marriage We Will Go Extinct!

The Racial History of Seattle

She Wuz Robbed

The Renting Democracy

Because Nothing Makes You Safer Than Keeping a Gun in Your Home

Rick Santorum Was Right!

Huckabee Bears False Witness Against Gay Families

Mayor's Staffer Leaves to Run Tunnel Referendum

Slog Commenter Book Report: Enigma and Fame

Statewide Student Walkout? At UW, It Was More of a Washout

Academy Awards Time

Murray, Speaking to a Seattle Gay Business Group, Says It's Time to End DOMA (Which, By the Way, She Helped Begin)

Supreme Court Upholds Right to Hate Fags at Military Funerals

A Game For Your Post-Lunch Coma

Congratulations, Cash Clowns!

Today's Dinosaur News

Think of the Children!

The Academy Award People Did the Right Thing

Morning News: Wisconsin Dems Ready to Vote, Julian Assange Ordered to Sweden, Mayor McGinn's Bike Stolen

Fear Can Be a Useful Thing

Spidermann Isn't the Only Piece of Seattle Going to New York This March

If You Can't Promote Your Agenda on Its Merits, Exploit Tragedy

Morning News

The Latest Revolt: Iraq

"Question about Capitol Hill 'Gay Mafia'"

For Those of You Wondering about the Status of the 4Culture Bill Down in Olympia

Seattle Ethics and Elections Can't Quite Wrap Its Mind Around Virtual World

Pork Belly Pancakes, Duck Meatballs, and Hangover Soup...

This Is What Seattle Looks Like At Dawn...

Dr. Susan Enfield, Seattle's Potential Interim Superintendent, Had Once Been a French Fry

And the Initiatives Don't Stop

How to Win an Essay Contest

TSA: That Cafe Doesn't Actually Exist

What an African Leader Should Look Like

Morning News: Pained and Charmless

"It's like his soul had been scooped out of his head and taken away."

For Your Consideration

Sullivan Jumps to the Daily Beast

Winged Pigs Are Bobsledding in Hell

School Board Investigation Says "Hush Money" Was Not Paid to African American Community to Appease Them

Today in Oh, That's Rich

Domestic Partnerships Are Not Enough

School Board Makes No Decision Regarding Superintendent At Tonight's Meeting; Will Vote On Whether to Terminate Her Tomorrow

Outraged Child Killers to Protest Against Bill Gates For Calling Them "Child Killers"

Because You Can't Spell "Morning" without Some of the Letters in "Porn"

Headline of the Day

Man, I Love Pete Holmes.

City-Sponsored Homeless Camp Slated to Open in September

The Crimes of Critics

Free Pancakes, Dubious Dining Deals, and More

Campaign Will Run Referendum on Deep-Bore Tunnel

Today's Dinosaur News: Douchebags with Dino-Skulls

Can a Seattle Cop Afford to Live in Seattle on a Seattle Cop's Salary?

Caperin': Derek Gets Thrown Out of Smarty Pants

School Board Will Consider All Options, Including "Firing Top to Bottom," to Restore Public Confidence

From Cheese-Heads to Koch-Heads

Republican Senator Taunts Wisconsin Protesters for Lacking "the Guts" to Beat the Crap out of Him

Windows Phone 7 is Actually Pretty Awesome

Name This Band: Special Airborne Pollutant Edition!

I'm Still On Vacation But I Just Gotta...

Republicans Partying Like It's 1899

Washington's Tanning Salons, Soon to Be NR-17?

Your Next Great Book

New Maru Video!

Sheen Family Circus

Seattle Isn't Growing as Fast as Its Suburbs

Queen of the Self-Published

Killing Zombies with Hugo Mishkin and Camille "Sauce" Valentine

Good Ol' Charlie Sheen

Audit Finds Seattle Public Schools Spent $1.8M on Contract Work That Was Never Carried Out Or Didn't Benefit the District

But Really, Who Didn't Rent a Brothel in the '60s?

What Did One Former Seattle Police Chief Say to the Other Former Seattle Police Chief?

Next Up: GOP to Launch Probe of GOP Probe

Breaking! Jews Not Responsible for Jesus's Death, Says Pope

Re: Income Inequality in the United States

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Burned by Broadstripe, Bop Street Records, and Fecal Fest Is Here

A Critical Overview of This Week's Issue of The Stranger

Stupid, Stupid Baby: It's Just Ripping Paper, You Stupid Baby!!

Waiting For My Ship to Come In

Re: Nick Licata: Move Forward on the Tunnel

Meet Peter the Mechanic

Bloomberg Out

Update on the TSA-Banning Restaurant That May or May Not Be, but Probably Is, Imaginary

Critical Mass Riders Mowed Down by Automobile

Sound Check: Trent Moorman Gets Crazy With Gout and the Giant Ice-Cream-Cone-With-Lightning-Bolts-Coming-Out-of-it Tattoo on Gucci Mane's Face

Baby Ocelots!

Now Closed: Del Rey, Roy's BBQ, Noodle Ranch, and Lots More

Truck Fire Closes Lanes on I-5 at Cherry

Alan Keyes Equates Gay Marriage To Slavery. Really.

Marxism and Human Milk

Santorum, the Man and the Meme

Income Inequality in the United States

HarperCollins Is the Worst Publisher in the World

Leonard Maltin and Mike Tyson on the Oscars!

Art Fuels Design: Eric Fischer's Maps of Cities According to Tourism and Race

Who Needs a Well Educated Workforce, As Long As They Don't Raise Our Taxes?

Nick Licata: Move Forward on the Tunnel

The House of Saud Falls While Iran Rises?

The Bumpy Ride of the 4Culture Bill

What the Wisconsin Governor Said When He Thought He Was Talking to a Koch

New Poll Shows Wisconsin Voters With Buyers' Remorse

Morning News

Panda Cam! Panda Cam! PAAANDAAA CAAAAAM!

The Latest in Mayor McGinn's Questionable Hires?

The City of Pot Smoke

"Mary and Marilyn aspire to be the next Lucy and Ethel."

Montaigne and the Ice Child

The Smoking Popes Have Lost Their Goddamn Minds

Lunchtime Quickie: Make Sure You Wear a Clean Thong When You Go Out For Pancakes

A Fat, Fat First Thursday

New iPad Next Week

Glenn Beckwatch: Stepping Back

Frommer's Declares Ivar's at Sea-Tac...

We Now Return to the Gaddafi Show

"Guns Don't Kill People; I Kill People"

Pope Sued

"It's Been a Big, Brave Year for Us as Actors."

The Men Who Got Away: Rob Devor and Patrick Warburton

A New Ke$ha Video Pukes on My Brain

Re: The Best Charlie Sheen Quotes!

Today in God Damn Batman's Twitter Account

How Is Vietnam Like Your Mom?

Chimerica in Chinatown

Beebs & Gomez Kiss; Die in a Hole

A Joke from the Egyptian Uprising

Lunchtime Quickie: Ever Wonder What Falling Down the Side of a Mountain Looks Like?

Today in the Middle East

Mu'ammar Qaddafi: Get Out While the Getting Is Good

Dramatists Guild to Enforce New Fines on Playwrights

Our Socialist Eyes

The Return of Something that Was Completely Forgotten

Life Goes by So Fast... Oh, and by the Way, YOU'RE DEAD!!

Dorley Rainey

New York Times Finally Catches Up with Slog

Ignorance of the Law Is No Excuse (But It Can Be Pretty Damn Good Politics)

That Fucking Opening Song for Weeds and Yogis Are Trying to Kill Off the Beatles!!!

Boeing Gets Its Tanker Contract

Scum and Scummer

Apparently, Wii Want a Sex Game

"Who is going to shoot President Obama?"

God-Crazy Pakistan

Sublime Is Just Awful, Right?

A Delicious Way to Wash Down Your Sausage Sandwich

Some Things, a Kindle Can't Do

"Sound like any other species we know?"

New Anti-Tunnel Campaign Will Buy Signatures to Make Ballot

Lobbyists Will Have No Place in the Obama White House?

The Morning News: All the News that's Fit to the Internet

They Said She Was Part of "Gay Inc."

Today in PR That Makes No Sense

AA Meeting: The Stranger's Official Oscars' Open Thread*

Please Pick Up the Phone and Call Frank Chopp: (360) 786-7920

Poll: Seattle Disapproves of Police Conduct

Murray Silent (So Far) On DOMA

No Canadian Fox News Network

The Most-Pirated E-Book List Is Awful

Week in Review

The Morning News: Stuff That Happened Recently, in One Handy Post

In Which Goldy Actually Pays for WiFi

Two and a Half Douches

School Board President Calls Alleged Financial Fraud "Outrageous," Pledges to Change Policies and People if Necessary to Ensure it Doesn't Happen Again

The Great Republican Obesity Debate

Many Horrible Things Have Happened Since the Nisqually Earthquake

Who is Silas Potter? Or Rather, Where is Silas Potter?

All Eyes On the Seattle School Board Today ...

East Precinct Officer Steve Pomper Gets Paid $96,695.57 a Year

re: Truck Fire Closes Lanes on I-5 at Cherry

School Refuses to Recognize LGBT Group. Sound Familiar?

A Field of Sad Men and Angry Women

The Reach-Out Artist: Tonight at Cornish

Glenn Beckwatch: He Really Must've Liked The Perfect Storm

Will the Seattle Times Post Video of Its Meeting with the Drug Czar on Friday?

HarperCollins Will Destroy Library Editions of E-books After 26 Checkouts

SPU Reverses Itself, Will Now Recognize LGBT Student Group

No, Celine Dion

Lunch Date: Everyone Loves You When You're Dead

If Henny Youngman Were Reporting From Wisconsin...

Hot Tigers, Hot Curry, Hot Damn!

If a Certain Relatively Set Percentage of Infants Grew Up To Be Black...

Qaddafi, Remixed

Anybody Wanna Watch Mike Huckabee Blow a Three-Day Load All Over His Wife's Face?

Teats, Thrills, and a LaRouchie

The Best Charlie Sheen Quotes!

Have a Happy Weekend!

Farewell to Fremont Place Book Company

A Good Idea at the Time: Maple Whiskey Bacon Cupcakes

DESC Needs Your Love Tonight

Just Bought a Verizon iPhone?

The City Has Just Activated Its "Emergency Operations Center"

Jon Stewart Personally Injures Camel

Don't Forget, Tomorrow Night Is the Reading Party! With Special Guests Rebecca Brown and Heather McHugh!

Three Famous Men and a Poet

Superman Is Not a Union-Buster

Overheard in the Office...

I Just Called Silas Potter in Tampa, Fla. ...

Goldy's Post-Oscars Coverage

One Day Later, Republican Congressman Finally Condemns Obama Assassination Joke

It's a Shame That No One on Amtrak Will Be Able to Read This Post

Council Chambers Packed for Veto Override

For Your Stomach's Consideration

Innovative Fiction and the Man Who Illustrated Harry Potter

Now We Just Have to Find That Goddamned Whale

Hippie Has Sex in a Cave: The Movie!

Tom Rasmussen Is Not Campaigning for Reelection

State Auditor's Office Releases Names of Vendors Who Received School District Money Currently Under Investigation

Tonight's Nightmare Today

Gold Star for Venomlash

SL Letter of the Day: Three-Second Rule

Of Amphitheaters and Damage

Rarely Is the Question Asked...

Department of Corrections

If There's One Seattle Landmark I Could Vaporize Instantly...

Islamist Pizza Fuels Protests in Wisconsin!

President Hug-a-Bear

Local Restaurant Bans TSA Agents - UPDATE

Say Hello to Justin Bieber's Little Friend

Council Makes 11 Pointed Recommendations for Police

Dinosaurs and Other World-Conquering Creatures

What Happens When You're Seattle: Galleries Move to LA

Today's Dinosaur News

Gawker Declines Story Accusing a Gawker Writer of Being an Informant for the Church of Scientology

Finally! A Beautiful Chest with Zero Distance!!

People Falling Down: February 2011 Edition

Savage Love Episode 228

T. C. Boyle

The Reading Party

Carl Craig, Jon McMillion

The Benbow Room

'King Lear'

Call in Sick

Cris Bruch

'The Brothers Size'

The Lights