Had he lived, Elvis Presley would have been 104 years old today. He's most famous for being the most famous singer ever, with hits including, "I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone (to the Waffle House)" and "(Let Me Eat Your) Teddy Grahams."
- I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Fry (Some Eggs)
Elvis Presley married a hairdresser named Naomi and had a daughter named Debbie. He owned two airplanes that were constantly stocked with glass bottles of Gatorade and had "TCB" painted on the tail fins. "TCB" is an homage to TCBY frozen yogurt. Elvis' manager, Captain Bill Walker, would often ask, "Elvis, where's the 'y'?" and Elvis would respond, "Bill, it's all the way out on Quince Road! Why, are you sleeping there tonight?"
Unfortunately, being incomparably famous took it's toll on Elvis and he died while playing mini-golf in 1986.
"You just got a head, you ain't got no body." - Elvis Presley