I noticed an interesting voice in the food aisle of Bumbershoot, urging people to take small packages of shampoo. The voice was somehow soothing and repulsive at the same time. I watched as 70% of the people she approached took the free samples, I imagined that was a pretty good ratio. After she gave some shampoo to a bald man, I asked her if I could make a recording as she handed out more shampoo.

"I don't care what you do," she replied. "Whatever."