A few minutes ago, I stumbled upon a masterpiece hastily taped to a metal pole at 23rd and Olive. There was a man with a white dog standing next to the sign, snickering. I stopped to make sure I was reading it right and then starting laughing too.

  • Derek Erdman

"It's pointing to the church, I think I'll go and tell them," the man with the dog said. I replied, "Don't do that! It's better this way!" If you're reeling from the sluggish economy, you could probably get something for this sign on eBay. Don't forget to vote!