Apparently, the unlikely venue of the Village Green Perennial Nursery in West Seattle is hosting Michelle Shocked (you remember her, right?"), tonight at 7:30pm.

The owner/representative says to "come join the conversation." UUUUHHH. Is she going to apologize for being the worst?

This weird, barfy news is coming from the Nursery's Twitter and Facebook accounts. When I called to ask if they were for real, I got an answering machine message.

Here's a screen grab for you...