Feierabend (fire-uh-bund, approximately, but don’t worry if you can’t pronounce it—it means “quitting time”) encourages a calm, joyous immoderation. They have truly intimidating portions of Wiener schnitzel pornographically laid across mountainous beds of fries, and fat, stubby, imported-from-Germany deep-fried pickles. Eighteen German beers are on tap, each served in its correct glassware; you can also get an enormous, dimpled one-liter glass mug of any one of them. Real live Germans have been known to frequent this place (and clean their plates, too).