95 min. minutes | Rated R
You know on Thanksgiving when you carve up a turkey and eat all the good parts, and then you take everything else - the bones and the beak and the gizzards and the bunghole and the armpits and the feathers and all the little nubbins of bird mucus - and you just puree it until it forms nice stiff peaks, then add generous amounts of candied fruits and nutmeats, and form it into a creamy log-shaped fruitcake to eat on Christmas morning? Waste not, want not? You know? That's basically Due Date. Except with less compulsive masturbating.
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