Battleship

131 min. minutes | Rated PG-13

Battleship is inept on every single level—the direction is artless and clunky, the plot is standard alien-invasion tripe, Rihanna is a giant charisma-crater, and it’s mostly a giant ad for the US Navy, with tons of America, Fuck Yeah moments that will set conservative boners a-poppin’. But it’s not aggressively bad. Frankly, it’s just generic. The worst thing about Battleship is that I will watch something even worse than Battleship this summer. And oh, yeah: No one, not even Petty Officer Rihanna, deigns to speak the words “You sunk my battleship.” Rip-off! (PAUL CONSTANT)
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Film Credits
Director
Peter Berg
Cast
Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Peter MacNicol, Jesse Plemons, Josh Pence, Tadanobu Asano, Gary Grubbs