96 min. minutes | Rated PG
Bolt grew up starring in a TV show, and he has no clue that it's all pretend. He thinks he really does have a deadly "super bark" and that he can leap over buildings and run faster than cars. Bolt is kind of a dolt. But Rhino—Bolt’s eventual sidekick—is fucking awesome, and he's the only reason you should even give a shit about this movie. Rhino is a fluffy hamster in a plastic ball who watches TV all day, and he's a big fan of Bolt's show. After a clumsy mishap takes Bolt off the set and into the real world, he ends up in Rhino's trailer park. Now thousands of miles from home, Bolt comes to the realization that he's just a regular little puppy—how the fuck will Bolt get home without superpowers? With a little help from his new friends, of course! Cue corny montage of the trio traveling from city to city across the U.S., having various adventures and bonding moments. Sigh. But thank Christ that Rhino is there. Yay for Rhino! Sorta yay for Bolt! And no thanks to the dumb cat!
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