Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3-D

131 min. minutes | Rated PG

Do you like the Star Wars prequels but just wish you could also have a headache??? Allow me to say this: HOOOOOO MY GOD FUCK US ALL BECAUSE THIS MOVIE GOT BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE GARBAGE AND IT IS A FUCKING MONSTERPIECE THEATER THAT TRANSCENDS BAD AND GOOD-BAD TO COME BACK AGAIN TO BAD AND REDEFINE COMEDY ITSELF. Seriously. Drinking game: Take a shot every time something hella dumb happens and/or every time Jar Jar Binks makes you want to personally send tear-soaked reparations to 110 percent of the black people on earth. Oops, sorry about how you're dead now (alcohol poiz). (LINDY WEST)

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Film Credits
George Lucas
Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid