One word: assignment. As in, I was assigned the task of penning a Poster of the Week for this issue. But here's the thing: What the hell do I know about the artistic merits of posters? Very little, it seems.

Who are ANTIquark, Display, Models Own, and Rizzudo? I dunno. What do they have to do with sneakers? Again, I dunno. But there was something I liked about this poster. Maybe it's the simplicity of its design, or maybe it's my aforementioned ignorance of art, but while I was perusing poles around the neighborhood, this here sheet just leaped out at me.

Still, its simplicity is not without confusion. What the hell does that mean? Well, take a look at the first two names. Are they really just one name on two lines? Is the band really ANTIquark Display and not ANTIquark and Display? So many questions (and so little interest). Oh well, the sneakers are nice. One last question: Where do they sell 440 brand sneaks? BRADLEY STEINBACHER