GOOFY'S 8519 15th Ave NW, 783-5164 Our evening at Goofy's opened with a drunk getting 86'd for calling a beautiful bartender a "fat fucking cow" because she wouldn't leave with him. Then my friend gets a "hand massage" from a regular whose introductions to her included the line, "I'd marry those tits." They had what sounded like grunge karaoke in the back room and enough TV sports coverage to keep you up to date on every last golfbasketballbaseballhockeyfootball game in the country. I think we were three of maybe five women in the entire bar, and I'm pretty sure the place was serving testosterone on tap. JENNIFER MAERZ