For those of you who've seen the mysterious "DIE WANDLUNG" posters around town, an explanation has arrived: It's a PLAY! Duh, right? I know. Sorry. I'm probably the only person who wasn't aware of this. Ernst Toller, right? Yup. These posters aren't as boner-riffic as the enigmatic screenprinted versions, but in advertising (as in life), sometimes swallowing the answer isn't quite as satisfying as chewing on the question. CORIANTON HALE

Die Wandlung

Jan–Feb, Vertebrae Theater