Music Sep 18, 2008 at 4:00 am

Cease and Desist, You Old Fart, by Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart


Speaking as one of Heart's biggest fans of all time, I'd hafta say I'm REALLY glad these ladies aren't pissed at me. Nancy was a better guitarist at 18 than I will ever be and Ann is like a singing drug that I could never get enough of. I find both to be addictive to this day. While I'm too old (45) and too married to dream of dating them both simultaneously, at least modern quantum mathmatics suggest there's at least one chance out of infinity that it's still possible. McCain doesn't even have that. I think if I were him I'd cry a lot.

Brian in Huntington, WV

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