"You're a Jerk" by New Boyz
"Billy" by Aeiress Ent
"Teach Me How to Jerk"
by Audio Push
"Better Than You"
by Clothesz Off Movement feat. Rome
"Nasty Girl" by F.Y.I.
by Kream Kidz
"Tippin' on My Dick" by Go-Go Power Ranger$
"Pockets on My Pannies" by New Era
"I'm Tasty" by Pink Dollaz
Jerkin' is homemade hiphop produced almost entirely by L.A. teenagers who wear post–Kanye/Pharrell skinny jeans and ultracolorful gear, and who rap enthusiastically and often amateurishly over oft-skinny, homemade beats. Lots of it is dross, of course. But when it isn't, it's amateurism as inspired in its way as early lo-fi, post punk, or Chicago house, the latter of which it sometimes resembles sonically—the blunt vocals of "Nasty Girl," "Don't Need No," and "Better Than You" have the eerie feel of the ultra-low-budget early Trax catalog. Sometimes, as with "Pockets in My Pannies," the sound recalls the booming early productions of Marley Marl—though without anyone sweating the verbal skills too hard.
It's not music for po-faces; in fact, as Jeff Weiss's definitive L.A. Weekly cover story from August makes plain, the kids making jerkin' songs are deliberately thumbing their noses at gangsta rap: "the music of their parents," as critic Rodney Greene notes. Jerkin' is amateurish, minimalist, and porn-obsessed. The frequency and variety of oral-sex references and metaphors alone should have become numbing after a while, but somehow haven't—maybe it's because real porn is ground out by jaded adults, and these are kids, for whom the chance to talk dirty in public is still both titillating and hilarious.
There are too many jerkin' songs out there for a normal person to track; those listed above are the tip of an iceberg. "Billy" goes, "She can't feel her face! I can't feel my face!" over a bubbling 808 and not much else. "Teach Me How to Jerk" is a full sounding crossover in the making—it's produced by J-Hawk, the scene's beat-making figurehead, who's starting to show off a bit. "Better Than You" is by four Long Beach girls called Clothesz Off Movement who allegedly perform topless—they're a thesis waiting to be written, Malcolm McLaren's playbook gone weirdly wrong—but their song also contains the most teenaged lyric of any of these: "Hey, daddy, the pussy's magic/Have you tongue-tied like Roger Rabbit." "I'm Nasty" is a male answer song to the female Pink Dollaz's "I'm Tasty." "Nasty Girl" isn't an answer song, but it is nasty. Where it ends up we'll have to wait and see.