Music Jan 4, 2012 at 4:00 am

Seattle Music-Types Flush the Toilet on 2011

Making regrettable decisions since the beginning of music. kelly o

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1
Somebody throw Tom Hardy a PBR!
2
megan will probably never forgive zack and every time she wears her new latterman hoodie she puts a pin in a zack bolotin voodoo doll.
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52 year-old Kim Warnick sobers up in time for the next step on the obscure rock-star path. Death.
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@3: Unnecessary and trollish.
5
You say unnecessary and trollish but you haven't seen my list.
6
I'm pretty sure I know what's on your list: masturbating and crying. Which one are you gonna do first tonight?
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@6 I wanna strike a blow for the swedish word "Gråtrunka" right here "to cry and masturbate at the same time"
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Gee, I'm pretty sure I know what's on your list Grant. Cocaine, cocaine, and more cocaine, you fucking pathetic nobody...
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man do i love me some cocaine.
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@6 Way to lower the insult bar. What else do you have up your sleeve? A mom's basement joke? Your jokes are as weak as your personality. Stay edgy buddy.

P.S. I'll see you in July.

P.P.S. Be careful at Block Party.

P.P.P.S. Levamisole.

11
Anonymous threats. Pretty Tough.
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@10 What is the most Ps you have used before an S?
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Who knew musicians did so few drugs? C'mon you wusses, next year I want you writing this on a respirator!
14
I regret that Galen Disston didnt simplify his fraction.
15
Oh joe a-hole, you can't be that dense of a drool cup can you?

The joke here is that Grant is on the reaper's list because he is going to die by doing tainted cocaine at block party.

FannyFoonan needs to wash the sand out of his ppppppppppussy.

Oh look. I guess the answer to your question is ten. Ten letters p before a letter s.
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I heart you, @14. I regretted that as well.
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@14 & @16 Galen specifically instructed us NOT to reduce the fraction. I kind of like it because then you know there are six members in the band and two of them were hit. If it were just 1/3, you'd wonder: "Three out of nine? 10 out of 30? WHICH IS IT?"
18
Thank you, Police Teeth guy. The shorter the sets, the sweeter the show.
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@15

When you have to explain your jokes/insults, you really didn't do a very good job. Before we all thought you meant you were gonna deal Grant some coke, give him levaismole poisoning, get bored waiting for the toxin to take effect, beat him up, buy a paw shop, make him pawn his TV for more drugs, and then sell him more drugs until he ODs. Now we find out that your real intent was something waaaaaaay more boring that would have required a ton of background info, thus not funny to 80% of the people who don't pay as much attention to people they hate as you do. ;(
20
Hey man. Can you type all that again and this time use English?

(_)_)=@
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Nothing says "bored office clerk" like a guy checking for responses to his lame one-liners every five minutes.
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Or certifiably unemployable! Don't forget certifiably unemployable!
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I regret not posting this sooner: most unregistered users are chuggers of santorum. most.
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@20

typo jokes...don't see too many of them floating around!
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THAT'S NOT GREEN LAKE ASS HOLE
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@15 It would have been funnier if you said washing sand out of my fanny. But not by much. Do you get all of your insults from South Park?

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