Your face is about to be melted off, and the blistering summer sun has nothing to do with it. This year’s third annual Linda’s Fest boasts the best music lineup yet, featuring Seattle’s own Reignwolf, an axman Stranger music writer Sean Jewell describes as “the people’s cock rocker.” (Hear that, “people”? Go get your cock or other human body part ROCKED!) Also on the bill are the brooding Nightmare Fortress, the gloriously punked-up pop outfit Trash Fire, and the lovably morbid Grave Babies. And it’s all FREE! And there will be drink and food for CHEAP! HOLY SHIT! (Linda’s Tavern, 707 E Pine St, www.lindastavern.com, 6–10 pm, free, 21+)