Here’s where you’ll find the coolest wealthiest people in the Seattle area tonight. A scourge to many misguided souls, Steely Dan are the BMW of AOR. The Dan’s precise, complex jazz rock gives fellow musicians jealousy boners, but beneath the coked-out perfectionism slither tunes and sardonic lyrics engineered to stimulate pleasure zones forever. With a catalog piled high with indelible hits and stellar deep cuts, Steely Dan are one of the better values on the live nostalgia circuit. (Marymoor Park, 6046 W Lake Sammamish Parkway NE,, 6:30 pm, $55–$ha-ha-ha, you can’t afford it, all ages)