Some thought when the Funhouse closed, this fest might die with it. But NO SIRREEEE, jerks! Seattle’s scrappiest, cheesiest annual garage-punk mini-music-festival is back: the one and only Pizza Fest! Tonight—the three-day fest’s finale—not only do you get Atlanta rocker-babe trio the Coathangers, you also get the Birth Defects from San Francisco, White Fang from Portland, Seattle’s own Pony Time and Tacocat, and many more! And the best part: watching the pizza-eating contest—or maybe even competing in it. (The pizzas are from Big Mario’s, and they got BIIIG SLICES! Start practicing NOW.) (Highline, 210 Broadway E, 6 pm, $10 one night/$22 three-day pass, 21+, Aug 14–16)