THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAAAH

Several weeks ago, there was a funny comic. I miss that.

@2, come now. This is a public service. These things make Garfield look absolutely hysterical.

@3, it's starting to make the Christianized Archie look funny and edgy at this point.

Seems like you can only insult the audience for so long before they catch on.

4. Avoid Bumbershoot like the plague, stay home and mock the Stranger's choice of Sunday comic.

Not a homerun.
An earnest swing-n-miss.
I see potential.

They left off "Rock out with your cock out".

This is a big step up from some of the other comics they've run. 5/10. Loses points for being too obvious.

5. Avoid reading the SLOG all weekend because it's polluted with music reviews. Reading a review of music is about as interesting as this comic. Or I guess slightly less interesting, as at least I was interested enough in the comic to comment.