What exactly is the point of this series of mindless fluff pieces anyway?

I always look forward to reading these :)

@1: Don't you get it? Her desire to be seen as "cool" and "in the know" by a boy she was crushing on - and that she hoped was crushing on her - was a de facto move of oppression by The Patriachy. But now she's throwing off the chains of the expectations of hetero-normative gender roles and speaking out all of these decades later. Thank you, thank you, Kathleen! The noble cause of social justice is immeasurably advanced by your bravery, your willingness to shine a bright light into the dark corners of male privilege. Never again shall you have to feign engagement in anyone else's interests!

The days of tyranny will soon be over! Only then will the boys begin to pretend to be interested in their girlfriend's favorite shitty bands!