Takeaway: it is good and right to force deejays off stage at gunpoint. Always.

I meant to send something in for this, but the worst thing that ever happened to me is that I was DJing a wedding once and one of the groomsmen took off his sweat-coated undershirt while dancing, flung it across the room and it landed right on my laptop. I screamed. I had to peel it off.

Mike - I'm not so sure you couldn't have kicked his ass.