"You gotta hold on to what you got. It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We'll give it a shot. Whooooaaa. We're half way there, whoooaaaaaaow, livin on a prayer."

Jovi had their day. That day has now passed. Glenn is getting a paycheck. I would say he is living on that pay check, not a prayer.

Rising Star show at the Paramount. Ratt was the opener. "...she's a little runawaaaaaaay..."

If there were not explosions, rock music would not exist. Although I don't know if Bon Jovi even counts for rock music anymore. It's brainwash n roll.

"I'm a cowboy, a loaded 6 string on my back."

You aren't a cowboy, Jon, you got more hair product in your hair than a prom queen.

Haha it seems like you are channeling "Between Two ferns". Nice :)