Maybe we can get a new song that is hip hoppy, or gangsta rap. No, it should be a series of yelps and barks, with loud percussive arrangements to evoke the prairies, or a big city traffic jam.
Better yet, just the sound of the emergency broadcast system.
Hey, Straw Man, it's a craptastic song, and this is a suggestion to update just one, clearly horrible, tradition with something that has been tested and is known to be better. In some circles, that would be described as Conservative.
That said, as great as "One Nation Under a Groove" is, I have been telling people for a decade or so that we all ready changed it to Ray Charles rendition of "America the Beautiful" and can hardly backtrack now.
While I makes my funk the P-Funk, the new national anthem needs to be This Land is Your Land by Woody Guthrie. It's inclusive and can be sung by large groups.
And that damned "God Bless America", Dubya's personal anthem by the immortal hack Irving Berlin, should be banned forever. I stopped going to baseball games because of that piece of shit.
@4: that song is god damned SOSHLYZM and the author was a god damned SOSHLYST.
"As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!"
it's easier if we just split the nation up. can we discuss the Cascadian National Anthem?
I think our national anthem should be composed of every song that's ever been written in America by people other than John Mellencamp. Then you can pick which "verse" of the anthem you want to sing at a given sporting event, people can still choose "Banner" if they like, and no one need suffer through "Small Town".
I love the national anthem. It's in the form of a good drinking song and at its core is about holding on to hope even when times are the worst. Sure the plot is of war, but that's not the message. The message is: cling to what you believe even when everything seems against you because dawn will come and at that point you will see that what you truly believe in will never be destroyed by bombs or rockets or other forces against you.
Sure its archaic and old fashioned but thats what tradition is.
Come to a Sounders game and hear thirty thousand people singing it with full vigor and you'll understand what a great song it really is.
Anyone else just a teensy bit bothered that our current national anthem is basically a big middle finger to another country that has been one of our precious few allies, both in the past century and recent times?
No? Ever get the full version, not just the first verse, which is all they sing at ballgames?
Say nothing bad about the Star Spangled Banner until you have heard Lauri Anderson discuss how brilliant it is compared with the lame anthems of other countries.
In spite of the many valid criticisms you can make about SSB, hearing it still evokes a cascade of sensations tied to all I love about America. Isn't the strength of the emotional impact the truest measure of the artistic merit of a piece of music? I'd be very sad to see it go.
It's better than that song "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood or whatever his name is. Makes me think we should goose-step when it ever get's played.
There's something fitting about the fact that the SSB takes its tune from a British drinking song. It's taking the garbage from overseas and making something great out of it.
#29 is, of course, some tea-party nitwit or worse. You don't even have to read the message, just look at the spelling.
This left-leaning, gay activist atheist (me) was born here, and my family probably goes back more generations than yours does. I am not afraid to criticize the USA; that's how CHANGE comes about. And I will not leave my native land; I probably love it more than you do -- I love it too much to see it ruined by the likes of you.
If you're so unhappy with progress, why don't YOU go live somewhere where your ideals and morals would be appreciated. Iran is probably a good start.
All the alleged patriots and right wingers love something, but it's not the genuine United States of America. Over the years they've developed something in their own minds that bears little resemblance to the principles this country was founded on and the aspects of our society that have made it great. Anyone who can say "love it or leave it" would be much happier in a totalitarian state where they can pledge blind allegiance to an autocrat rather than be a member of a country founded on the principle that the people should question their leadership and never fall into lockstep agreement simply because the leaders ask it.
I think "The Star Spangled Banner" is an awesome tune. It's very stirring. The way it keeps building and building is heart-pumping - kind of like "White Rabbit." Only, SSB releases the tension in the last line and WR just lets you hang at the crest. I'm Canadian and I like our anthem's lyrics but the melody is so boring, so Barney. It's funny, I never knew SSB was a drinking song but I can remember singing it with friends when we were all hammered because it's rousing and everyone knows the words.
Get real. People who watch hockey always get to compare SSB w/ O Canada, and the competition is never close. SSB sucks ass.
We should go w/ the same model, tho-- take a tune that everyone knows & add new lyrics. Anyone want to write a stirring pro-America poem that goes w/ "Louie, Louie"?
But seeing as how the guys who get raging boners over war (and the women who are infatuated w/ them)are so easily manipulated by the bankers, it's just something we'll have to put up with.
Have you ever heard 'God Save the Queen'? Or read the english text of the Marseillase? The star spangled banner is actually a cut above the average.
This kind of idiocy is what gives republicans an easy shot at democrats. Be proud of your anthem, it has a modicum of poetic worth more than most of the competition.
I vote for replacing the anthem with "The Anacreontic Song", which is about asking a dead, white, male, pagan, philosopher for his aid in getting the combination of sex and drugs just right.
Too much god in America the Beautiful, also the tune and lyrics are saccharine in the extreme. It reminds me of nothing more than 'Every sperm is sacred'.
Maybe we can get a new song that is hip hoppy, or gangsta rap. No, it should be a series of yelps and barks, with loud percussive arrangements to evoke the prairies, or a big city traffic jam.
Better yet, just the sound of the emergency broadcast system.
Hey, Straw Man, it's a craptastic song, and this is a suggestion to update just one, clearly horrible, tradition with something that has been tested and is known to be better. In some circles, that would be described as Conservative.
That said, as great as "One Nation Under a Groove" is, I have been telling people for a decade or so that we all ready changed it to Ray Charles rendition of "America the Beautiful" and can hardly backtrack now.
And that damned "God Bless America", Dubya's personal anthem by the immortal hack Irving Berlin, should be banned forever. I stopped going to baseball games because of that piece of shit.
I like war; it cuts down on the number of people competing for resources that I want to use.
And what are you suggesting hipster, the theme from the Pabst commercial?
If the author had suggested Parliament or Radio, I might have considered it.
"As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!"
it's easier if we just split the nation up. can we discuss the Cascadian National Anthem?
Sure its archaic and old fashioned but thats what tradition is.
Come to a Sounders game and hear thirty thousand people singing it with full vigor and you'll understand what a great song it really is.
hope you didnt get paid for this "peice".
No? Ever get the full version, not just the first verse, which is all they sing at ballgames?
real Americans still aren't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9Fvax67…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiolFnVwoxk
Personally, I think “Volver” should be the national anthem, even it was sentimental love song sung by Carlos Gardel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9a4fFYAF…
This left-leaning, gay activist atheist (me) was born here, and my family probably goes back more generations than yours does. I am not afraid to criticize the USA; that's how CHANGE comes about. And I will not leave my native land; I probably love it more than you do -- I love it too much to see it ruined by the likes of you.
If you're so unhappy with progress, why don't YOU go live somewhere where your ideals and morals would be appreciated. Iran is probably a good start.
We should go w/ the same model, tho-- take a tune that everyone knows & add new lyrics. Anyone want to write a stirring pro-America poem that goes w/ "Louie, Louie"?
But seeing as how the guys who get raging boners over war (and the women who are infatuated w/ them)are so easily manipulated by the bankers, it's just something we'll have to put up with.
This kind of idiocy is what gives republicans an easy shot at democrats. Be proud of your anthem, it has a modicum of poetic worth more than most of the competition.
I love incorrectly remembered pop culture references. It's like a simple google search doesn't exist.
I second that!